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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2006, 08:23:10 AM »
Quote from: Ozgrrl on November 02, 2006, 10:04:16 AM
I say Bombs away!! No need to hide or disguise anything  LOL :D


LOL "hi nice house you have, you look beautiful tonight, yep almost ready but can I borrow a magazine and where is the crapper I have to drop a deuce..." lol
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2006, 08:24:17 AM »
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2006, 05:24:46 PM »
Quote from: Always Sore on November 04, 2006, 08:23:10 AM
LOL "hi nice house you have, you look beautiful tonight, yep almost ready but can I borrow a magazine and where is the crapper I have to drop a deuce..." lol

EXACTLY!!
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2006, 05:52:44 PM »
Ok guys... all this:

Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on November 04, 2006, 07:26:16 AM
thanx for the replies guys ;D

it ws a hypothtical question anyways...unless the situation is dire i wont go anywhere except my own home...

...cause i use wetnaps :D

...the white huggies box if anyone is curious ;D

Quote from: Migs on November 04, 2006, 07:53:04 AM
TMI, but remember dry, wet dry.

Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on November 04, 2006, 08:07:51 AM
no such thing as TMI...only lack of confidence.....n..more like...wet ...dry..wet wet wet....dry...wet wet wet.....dry dry...

Quote from: Migs on November 04, 2006, 08:11:25 AM
never start wuth wet!  spread factor is too great.  dry wet dry, repeast as needed

is a definite case of TMI!!!  :-X
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2006, 01:53:21 PM »
Quote from: Migs on November 04, 2006, 08:11:25 AM
never start wuth wet!  spread factor is too great.  dry wet dry, repeast as needed


hmmm..i shall give this theory a try..actually..pretty soon! :D
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2006, 03:48:37 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on November 05, 2006, 01:53:21 PM

hmmm..i shall give this theory a try..actually..pretty soon! :D

There's also this thing called a bidet...  :P
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2006, 04:19:47 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on November 05, 2006, 03:48:37 PM
There's also this thing called a bidet...  :P

Those contraptions really freak me out!  It was weird enough to buy the cottonelle wet wipes and use them.
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2006, 04:30:23 PM »
Quote from: proschic on November 05, 2006, 04:19:47 PM
Those contraptions really freak me out!  It was weird enough to buy the cottonelle wet wipes and use them.

I got used to them after several trips to Europe. They're actually really convenient...

(My sister has one.  She's never used it for the intended purpose but says it's great for washing out stockings.  :P )
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2006, 04:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on November 05, 2006, 03:48:37 PM
There's also this thing called a bidet...  :P

When I was in highschool, my boyfriend's family had guests over one night, and their 6 yr old daughter had never seen a bidet. She pooped in it.  :-X
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2006, 11:19:25 PM »
oh man,  lol.

I have one in the condo in Madrid.  never used it though. 
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2006, 03:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on November 05, 2006, 03:48:37 PM
There's also this thing called a bidet...  :P


whats a bidet??   go ahead..i promise i wont google it...
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2006, 04:22:18 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on November 06, 2006, 03:57:29 PM

whats a bidet??   go ahead..i promise i wont google it...

WHAT? You don't know what that is?

It's basically a low built sink for your tushie with warm running water... it's kinda nice.  :)

(It's the one on the left.)
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2006, 04:28:33 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on November 06, 2006, 04:22:18 PM
WHAT? You don't know what that is?

It's basically a low built sink for your tushie with warm running water... it's kinda nice.  :)

(It's the one on the left.)


umm...thats kinda gross...like taking an ass bath with poop everywhere...ewwww >:(
but its hot when you say "tushie"


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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2006, 04:29:22 PM »
at my father-in-law's FL condo:
(from a what is it? thread ;D )
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2006, 04:32:52 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on November 06, 2006, 04:28:33 PM

umm...thats kinda gross...like taking an ass bath with poop everywhere...ewwww >:(
but its hot when you say "tushie"





Nooooo... you wipe yourself first obviously. THEN bathe your "tushie".  :)  It's like taking a spot shower. STella's pic shows a top view.

Wow, this thread just got very clinical.  :)
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2006, 05:12:08 PM »
We vacation there often but I only used that thing once out of curiosity.  Not my cup of tea :-\
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2006, 05:14:29 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on November 06, 2006, 04:32:52 PM

Nooooo... you wipe yourself first obviously. THEN bathe your "tushie".  :)  It's like taking a spot shower. STella's pic shows a top view.

Wow, this thread just got very clinical.  :)

And just to be more clear Toxy, you would poop in the regular toilet first and wipe yourself there.....then you "wash" yourself w/the bidet.  I only used it for #1 though :P
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2006, 09:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on November 06, 2006, 04:32:52 PM

Nooooo... you wipe yourself first obviously. THEN bathe your "tushie".  :)  It's like taking a spot shower. STella's pic shows a top view.

Wow, this thread just got very clinical.  :)

oooooo...okie i'm sooo showing this thread to mumsy tomorrow...so she can order dad to buy those... ;D


so no racy posts on this thread >:(
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2006, 09:12:42 PM »
Quote from: STella on November 06, 2006, 05:12:08 PM
We vacation there often but I only used that thing once out of curiosity.  Not my cup of tea :-\
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lmao...dunno why...but i kinda always see you about as clumsy as flower (who gets the award  :D )...heehee..that ws funny...

good looking clumsy women are adorable... :)
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2006, 09:15:36 PM »
Quote from: STella on November 06, 2006, 05:14:29 PM
And just to be more clear Toxy, you would poop in the regular toilet first and wipe yourself there.....then you "wash" yourself w/the bidet.  I only used it for #1 though :P


ok that took the funny image away >:(



plus thats wayyy too much work....i'm sticking to huggies...wayyy easier...and with huggies you can really scrub and feel squeaky clean...


PS buy the white box..the blue one has some moisturizing bullshit on it...i want my ass clean...not some wierd moisturized feeling film on it that makes ya feel ya gotta wipe more.. >:(
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2006, 09:41:19 PM »
you have issues lol
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #46 on: November 06, 2006, 09:42:27 PM »
Quote from: Migs on November 06, 2006, 09:41:19 PM
you have issues lol

we established that a while back...


i'm ok with it :D
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2006, 09:42:58 PM »
do you really sit on these things...or do you "hover"
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #48 on: November 06, 2006, 09:43:59 PM »
Quote from: proschic on November 06, 2006, 09:42:58 PM
do you really sit on these things...or do you "hover"



now why the heck did THAT turn(ish) me on >:(
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Re: Question for the girlies?
« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2006, 09:49:14 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on November 06, 2006, 09:43:59 PM


now why the heck did THAT turn(ish) me on >:(

hahaha....it depends.  do you enjoy japanese porn?
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