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« on: November 16, 2006, 06:23:55 AM »

when toilet paper wasn't an option?

I would use a docleaf when outside  Grin

I remember a mate once trying to wipe his arse with a brick... hilarious lol

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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2006, 06:31:32 AM »

The thread that we had to have  Grin

Ive unravelled an empty toilet roll when I noticed it was bare.

tissues

cloth from the sink

newspaper

bark

a smaller person

cant think straight if theres no paper...the objective is to wipe something at all costs
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2006, 06:40:59 AM »

A sock.

My cousin wiped his arse with the cardboard from an exploded firework.

Wiping your ring with a brick? That would play havoc with my chalfonts.
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2006, 06:44:47 AM »

I was hunting once, had to take a huge crap so naturally all I could find was LEAVES.  So as I wiped away, the leaves, it being fall and all cracked and crumbled so my bar hand rammed up the crack of my ass.


No need to mention that other than to pose this question.  Why then did I smell my hand?  Does logic alone not tell me my hand was going to smell like shit?
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2006, 06:48:17 AM »

  The Constitution.

  Oh wait, I'm not a Republican.....
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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2006, 06:57:42 AM »

This seems like the kind of thread Stella would enjoy.
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2006, 07:05:51 AM »

i wipe my ass with berzerk jerks face...
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2006, 07:07:25 AM »

Quran
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2006, 07:29:25 AM »

  The Constitution.

  Oh wait, I'm not a Republican.....


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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2006, 07:43:42 AM »

brainX's moms hair.
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2006, 08:36:05 AM »

Quran

ROFLMAO!

I'm gonna carry a koran around now for when nature calls!
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2006, 08:44:06 AM »

ROFLMAO!

I'm gonna carry a koran around now for when nature calls!
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2006, 09:21:32 AM »

This seems like the kind of thread Stella would enjoy.

lol you're right effin.  This is a GREAT THREAD Grin

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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2006, 09:50:19 AM »

Teh bible. Many useless pages, lots of papersheets, ready to be stained with shit.


YES!
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2006, 09:55:43 AM »

Teh bible. Many useless pages, lots of papersheets, ready to be stained with shit.


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THIS IS COMING FROM A CHRISTIAN..PATHETIC
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« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2006, 10:37:11 AM »

I got caught short at a party but there was no toilet paper so i had to use a Doritos packet. Didn't work very well Embarrassed
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« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2006, 10:40:01 AM »

I got caught short at a party but there was no toilet paper so i had to use a Doritos packet. Didn't work very well Embarrassed

Bad choice. That's just going to smear it everywhere Lips sealed
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« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2006, 10:42:29 AM »

THIS IS COMING FROM A CHRISTIAN..PATHETIC
Meltdown 23. Debussey is not a christian.  Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2006, 11:54:48 AM »

I would use the prosecutor's ugly face to shit in after I had to listen to his delusional monologue.

What a disgusting piece of shit he is. Please burn slowly, mother-fucker.  Grin
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« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2006, 12:08:18 PM »

You're a nasty lot.   Lips sealed
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« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2006, 01:16:16 PM »

I got caught short at a party but there was no toilet paper so i had to use a Doritos packet. Didn't work very well Embarrassed

I was going to say that - I've also used a crisp packet before. Minus the crisps.
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« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2006, 03:08:03 PM »

......Liberals and Berserker Cheesy!
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« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2006, 03:52:37 PM »

Snow, leafs, homework, my underware, socks, t-shirt.
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« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2006, 04:50:18 PM »

snow? haha
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« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2006, 06:18:56 PM »

Vince makes great toilet paper.  Even pulls out the last piece


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