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Things you have wiped your arse with...
« on: November 16, 2006, 06:23:55 AM »
when toilet paper wasn't an option?

I would use a docleaf when outside  ;D

I remember a mate once trying to wipe his arse with a brick... hilarious lol


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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2006, 06:31:32 AM »
The thread that we had to have  ;D

Ive unravelled an empty toilet roll when I noticed it was bare.

tissues

cloth from the sink

newspaper

bark

a smaller person

cant think straight if theres no paper...the objective is to wipe something at all costs

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2006, 06:40:59 AM »
A sock.

My cousin wiped his arse with the cardboard from an exploded firework.

Wiping your ring with a brick? That would play havoc with my chalfonts.

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2006, 06:44:47 AM »
I was hunting once, had to take a huge crap so naturally all I could find was LEAVES.  So as I wiped away, the leaves, it being fall and all cracked and crumbled so my bar hand rammed up the crack of my ass.


No need to mention that other than to pose this question.  Why then did I smell my hand?  Does logic alone not tell me my hand was going to smell like shit?
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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2006, 06:48:17 AM »
  The Constitution.

  Oh wait, I'm not a Republican.....

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2006, 06:57:42 AM »
This seems like the kind of thread Stella would enjoy.

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2006, 07:05:51 AM »
i wipe my ass with berzerk jerks face...
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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2006, 07:07:25 AM »
Quran
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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2006, 07:29:25 AM »
  The Constitution.

  Oh wait, I'm not a Republican.....

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2006, 07:43:42 AM »
brainX's moms hair.

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2006, 08:36:05 AM »
Quran

ROFLMAO!

I'm gonna carry a koran around now for when nature calls!
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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2006, 08:44:06 AM »
ROFLMAO!

I'm gonna carry a koran around now for when nature calls!
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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2006, 09:21:32 AM »
This seems like the kind of thread Stella would enjoy.

lol you're right effin.  This is a GREAT THREAD ;D

Alas, I have nothing strange to submit :(
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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2006, 09:50:19 AM »
Teh bible. Many useless pages, lots of papersheets, ready to be stained with shit.


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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2006, 09:55:43 AM »
Teh bible. Many useless pages, lots of papersheets, ready to be stained with shit.


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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2006, 10:37:11 AM »
I got caught short at a party but there was no toilet paper so i had to use a Doritos packet. Didn't work very well :-[

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2006, 10:40:01 AM »
I got caught short at a party but there was no toilet paper so i had to use a Doritos packet. Didn't work very well :-[

Bad choice. That's just going to smear it everywhere :-X

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2006, 10:42:29 AM »
THIS IS COMING FROM A CHRISTIAN..PATHETIC
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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2006, 11:54:48 AM »
I would use the prosecutor's ugly face to shit in after I had to listen to his delusional monologue.

What a disgusting piece of shit he is. Please burn slowly, mother-fucker.  ;D

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2006, 12:08:18 PM »
You're a nasty lot.   :-X

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2006, 01:16:16 PM »
I got caught short at a party but there was no toilet paper so i had to use a Doritos packet. Didn't work very well :-[

I was going to say that - I've also used a crisp packet before. Minus the crisps.

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2006, 03:08:03 PM »
......Liberals and Berserker :D!

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2006, 03:52:37 PM »
Snow, leafs, homework, my underware, socks, t-shirt.
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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2006, 04:50:18 PM »
snow? haha

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Re: Things you have wiped your arse with...
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2006, 06:18:56 PM »
Vince makes great toilet paper.  Even pulls out the last piece