Hello...."The Squadfather"..are you there??
C'mon, I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is and possibly break a record in the process!!
You're wasting your breath here, I-one. Remember that the 14 year old lost his precious "sarcasm" account when MindSpin had it deleted by Ron in their infamous bet.
You're arguing with a 14 year old internet addict, not a "real" person who actually lifts weights. Don't get too riled up by him, and by all means, do NOT expect that he will ever come and see you in person...remember: he weighs 120 lbs in real life and is 14 (possibly 15 by now).