Lately, your constant harrassment and recents comments about me have really been annoying. Although I have sent off a letter to G.A.T. regarding your behavior, I found that it would not have the effect since the company is in a bit of troubl (Don't expect a new contract, sunshine). In addition, you continue to besmirk my great name.
Therefore, I've decided to take some very nasty action against you. I have gathered all of your scatily clad pictures of yourself from your softporn website, your pictures from the gay cruise ship "Sea Tea", and pages after pages of all of your crazy rants to people's P.Ms and board and have placed them all on one nice little CD. I have also made copies of those CD's as well and I have placed one of those lovely CD's into a padded envelope and mailed it off this evening addressed to your parents attached with a nice note to it.
Now, it will not be addressed under my name or company name but under a fictious contest so don't even think about trying to cut it off at the pass or getting your retarded ass uncle detective to snoop. I will send the additional copies in the coming days to insure they really have an idea as to what you really do for a living. Won't your parents be proud of the great work you do for the community?
Next time, its best to let sleeping dogs lie. You made some racist jokes at me and now I'm going to make you pick my cotton. Don't mess with the Baron of Bee Pollen & Cayenne Pepper again, sunshine.