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Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« on: December 13, 2006, 08:31:44 AM »

I don't like Kellen Winslow, Jr. because he's an idiot. 

But you've gotta love the irony of Joey Porter calling Winslow a 'fag'...while inserting his earrings:

http://boston-college-football.aolsportsblog.com/2006/12/08/you-cant-say-that-joey-porter/

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 08:40:54 AM »
Nothing like...

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2006, 08:51:59 AM »

"...and we let 'em off the hook!" 

I have yet to recover from the part where he cold-cocks the mic.

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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2006, 08:53:12 AM »
My favorite is "IF YOU WANT TO CROWN THEM THEN CROWN THEIR ASS!"

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2006, 09:18:26 AM »
From that day forward Dennis Green became the poster child for "How to Melt Yourself Down and Get Your Self Fired" for everyone.  The only thing he didn't do is jump in his car and run some reporters over for provoking him.

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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2006, 09:22:36 AM »
From that day forward Dennis Green became the poster child for "How to Melt Yourself Down and Get Your Self Fired" for everyone.  The only thing he didn't do is jump in his car and run some reporters over for provoking him.

Jim More Sr. isn't too far behind...

Playoffs?! Are you kidding me?

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 09:54:47 AM »

That "Playoffs" rant is clearly one of the best ever.  Jim Mora was always great for a quality soundbite.

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2006, 09:57:01 AM »
I don't like Kellen Winslow, Jr. because he's an idiot. 

But you've gotta love the irony of Joey Porter calling Winslow a 'fag'...while inserting his earrings:

http://boston-college-football.aolsportsblog.com/2006/12/08/you-cant-say-that-joey-porter/

you wouldn't say that to Mr. Porter's face

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 10:11:36 AM »
you wouldn't say that to Mr. Porter's face

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f**k Porter. "The most feared man in the NFL". Don't make me laugh. Nobody fears anybody in the NFL let alone him.

If you're good enough to make the NFL, you don't get there by fearing ANYONE. Period. Bottom line. End of story. Just shows you how Sports Illustrated is clueless and how bad they need cover stories.

That dude gets on my nerves because he thinks he's such a bad ass and he can intimidate anyone. WHo was intimidating when my Ravens shut him down 27-0 a few weeks back? Especially when Ogden put him right on his back during a block? What a glorious day that was. Not a goddamn peep out of any Steelers fans anywhere in my section. The fans were waving white towels instead of those yellow snot rags.

Sorry Earl. 2006 is the Ravens year. It's not very nice being on the shitty side of the fence this year like the Ravens were last year, is it??

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2006, 10:14:07 AM »
you wouldn't say that to Mr. Porter's face

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What the fuck does that even mean, douchebag?

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2006, 10:21:06 AM »
you wouldn't say that to Mr. Porter's face

If you believe that, you don't know me very well.

Earrings are for girls.

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2006, 10:22:19 AM »
What the f**k does that even mean, douchebag?

He's trying to say that Joey Porter is 'tough enough' to wear earrings in an effort to justify his own, um, actions. 

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2006, 10:25:29 AM »
If you believe that, you don't know me very well.

Earrings are for girls.


You are full of shit. Joey Porter would crush your face. You are some skinny little schmoe, who takes pictures of "women" who look like trannys for a living. The irony of you implying someone is not masculine is hilarious!! Aahahahaha. You would not say a single disrespectful word to that mans face, lol. If you knew there was a chance Joey would beat your ass, you would say nothing.

Btw, If earring's are for girls, someone needs to remind you that shemales are for fags :-*

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2006, 10:26:38 AM »
f**k Porter. "The most feared man in the NFL". Don't make me laugh. Nobody fears anybody in the NFL let alone him.

If you're good enough to make the NFL, you don't get there by fearing ANYONE. Period. Bottom line. End of story. Just shows you how Sports Illustrated is clueless and how bad they need cover stories.

That dude gets on my nerves because he thinks he's such a bad ass and he can intimidate anyone. WHo was intimidating when my Ravens shut him down 27-0 a few weeks back? Especially when Ogden put him right on his back during a block? What a glorious day that was. Not a goddamn peep out of any Steelers fans anywhere in my section. The fans were waving white towels instead of those yellow snot rags.

Sorry Earl. 2006 is the Ravens year. It's not very nice being on the shitty side of the fence this year like the Ravens were last year, is it??

Ray Lewis fears him I bet after Porter walked on to the Ravens bus and beat his ass like the bitch he is.
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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2006, 10:26:47 AM »
i wouldnt apologize to the fags out there, they dont even watch football!!!
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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2006, 10:29:54 AM »

You are full of shit. Joey Porter would crush your face. You are some skinny little schmoe, who takes pictures of "women" who look like trannys for a living. The irony of you implying someone is not masculine. Aahahahaha.

Btw, If earring's are for girls someone needs to remind you that shemales are for fags :-*

Thanks for letting GetBig know that you prefer your men with earrings.   ::)  You're allowed to like what you like, but don't try to paint it as something else.  Earrings are not for men or wannabe men, period. 

Now run along back to your sandbox, kid...

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2006, 10:35:35 AM »
Ray Lewis fears him I bet after Porter walked on to the Ravens bus and beat his ass like the bitch he is.

You watch too many movies, little man.

And oh by the way, Steelers suck!

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2006, 10:35:40 AM »
i wouldnt apologize to the fags out there, they dont even watch football!!!

Calling Winslow a 'fag' is an insult to fags everywhere.

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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2006, 10:36:19 AM »
I could give a shit if a guy wears earring's or not. The guy is a great football player and would kick your face in. You talk a big talk, but the proof is in the pudding pal. Somehow the pictures you posted of yourself would not lead one to believe you would be standing in front Joey Porter talking shit.

You said in your post people are allowed to "like that they like". Which contradicts your statement that earrings are for girls only. Hell you like chicks that look like dudes.

As for being a kid, I think 25 is a reasonable age. I don't play in sandbox's tough guy. But, if you need one for one of your latest tranny photoshoots, I hear you can pick one up at toys r us cheap.

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2006, 10:37:39 AM »
If i were a coach, i would be happy that my players and captain on defense is soo fucking crazy and psyched to win that he doesnt give a fuck about who ever he calls a fag.
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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2006, 10:39:23 AM »
And oh by the way, Steelers suck!

True, but we need 2 more solid games out of Willie Parker.   ;D

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2006, 10:41:24 AM »
True, but we need 2 more solid games out of Willie Parker.   ;D

Are you talking playoffs? 9-7 wont get it done in the AFC, bro.

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2006, 10:43:24 AM »
Which contradicts your statement that earrings are for girls only.

No contradiction. 

Let me help you real quick: there are 'boy things' and there are 'girl things'. 

Boys can do 'girl things' if they want, but that doesn't change the nature of the thing.  Capiche? 

By 25, you should know that.  Are you from the U.S.? 

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2006, 10:44:13 AM »
Are you talking playoffs? 9-7 wont get it done in the AFC, bro.

FFL.   ;)

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Re: Steelers' Joey Porter: Self-owning of epic proportions
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2006, 10:51:42 AM »
FFL.   ;)

Gotcha. I got bounced in the first round for the second year in a row. Fun! >:(