Author Topic: WHAT is the POINT OF SPOTTERS? (Read 4282 times)

corinth · « **Reply #25 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:27:12 PM »

I heard "Spotter" was the fifth Beetle.

I also heard "Spotter" may have been involved in the JFK assassination.

A friend of mine heard "Spotter" was actually the first guy to walk on the moon.

It's well known that "Spotter" is responsible for DA's premature hair loss and also his premature ejacualtion problem.

This "Spotter" dude is very interesting.

Cap · « **Reply #26 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:28:19 PM »

Courtesy of Spotter: Cap, you are the man! Wink DA is retreating....he will need regluing of his toupee by the time you are through...its melting from his meltdowns Cry!!

This is what spotting is all about. I can see Derek running to cry to his mom after seeing a post from Spotter but his "rug" staying in the room.

Blockhead · « **Reply #27 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:31:37 PM »

Hahahahahaha!

'spotter' might be a FreeMason. Maybe apart of The Illumanait. I heard he is from the future come back in time to destroy the 'career' of ONE gay BB from the east coast who services old gay homos in their hotel rooms for money.

Everyone think of 'The Terminator' music now...

I read somewhere that 'spotter' KNOWS where Jimmy Hoffa is buried as he is the one who buried him.

Darth Muscle · « **Reply #28 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:35:14 PM »

It's a rumor that Spotter has all of Saddam Hussein's WMD's, that why we couldn't find them when we went in to Iraq. He supposely is working with Blockhead to get them on the street for some mad cheedar. Just a rumor......

Cap · « **Reply #29 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:38:05 PM »

I heard Spotter actually owns DA's house and is threatening to sell it and DA is freaking out not knowing where he will be able to blow his nexxt client.

Blockhead · « **Reply #30 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:38:47 PM »

Quote from: Darth Muscle on December 21, 2006, 04:35:14 PM

It's a rumor that Spotter has all of Saddam Hussein's WMD's, that why we couldn't find them when we went in to Iraq. He supposely is working with Blockhead to get them on the street for some mad cheedar. Just a rumor......

I'll eh...I eh...I can't comment on that. I'll let my lawyer comment on that when he logs on...

Someone once told me that 'spotter' has the key...to One Eyed Willie.

corinth · « **Reply #31 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:43:45 PM »

There's a rumor that "Spotter" was a part of the team that split the first atom

He's also rumored to have been the "person of interest" who was on the roof of Craig Titus's cell rearranging the duct work.

"Spotter" is rumored to prefer blondes over brunettes, as well as big chested women over flat.

"Spotter" only eats once a day and only sleeps 2 hours a night.

He's an action movie fan but also enjoys the occasional comedy.

He liked the new Rocky.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #32 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:45:31 PM »

Quote from: Darth Muscle on December 21, 2006, 04:23:07 PM

Yeah your right, I don't train hard. Hell, all I do is eat ice cream and watch South Park reruns. Beefcake....BEEFCAKE!!!!!!

hey i didn't say it...

you did...

Blockhead · « **Reply #33 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:51:54 PM »

Some say that 'spotter' is a survivor of the Titanic...one once suggested that 'spotter''s name is signed...on the Declaration of Independence.

davidpaul · « **Reply #34 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:56:11 PM »

Spotter last posted on the Y board - thanking me for making him VIP, he has pmed me a couple of times regarding pranking derek anthony,

i ask myself everyday, who is he? where is he from? why was he sent here? what does he want? how much does he bench?

Darth Muscle · « **Reply #35 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:00:24 PM »

Spotter is the original inventor of Scientology. L. Ron Hubbard ripped him off, now he just takes his frustration out on poor DA's exposed sphincter nightly.

Blockhead · « **Reply #36 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:05:59 PM »

Quote from: davidpaul on December 21, 2006, 04:56:11 PM

Spotter last posted on the Y board - thanking me for making him VIP, he has pmed me a couple of times regarding pranking derek anthony,

i ask myself everyday, who is he? where is he from? why was he sent here? what does he want? how much does he bench?

You see...I think that...

There are things in this world that...we as humans are not SUPPOSED to know and...that we're not capable of handling if our feeble little minds were to take it in.

There is a reason why humans only use about 11% of our brains...it is to protect us from truths and information that can cause our central nervous system shock to the point of death...I believe it might be best if we just not allow ourselves to know...who 'spotter' is or what he is and why he is here or who sent him but one thing I do know is that 'spotter' is here and always has been. He is a part of all of us...

corinth · « **Reply #37 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:07:24 PM »

I heard "Spotter" is from the distant planet "Kered" and only visits earth for "business."

He supposedly can dunk a basketball, run the 100 in under 10 seconds and benches 425. Shirtless of course.

He also prefers chocolate over vanilla and is a big fan of the "Bangbros."

He believes Clay can sing better than the fat black guy.

Blockhead · « **Reply #38 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:10:48 PM »

I never heard that!

I heard he was from another galaxy travels to Earth inter-dimensionally but I didn't know he was a BangBros(World-Famous) fan! Interesting...learn something new everyday.

Darth Muscle · « **Reply #39 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:22:15 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on December 21, 2006, 05:10:48 PM

I never heard that!

I heard he was from another galaxy travels to Earth inter-dimensionally but I didn't know he was a BangBros(World-Famous) fan! Interesting...learn something new everyday.

That makes sense as Spotter has apperared many times throughout recorded history. He gave the 10 commandments to Moses, walked Jesus thru the wilderness, spoke to Mohammad, and convinced Monica to give Bill a hummer in the White House. Dude is wired in.

davidpaul · « **Reply #40 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:24:19 PM »

Quote from: Darth Muscle on December 21, 2006, 05:22:15 PM

That makes sense as Spotter has apperared many times throughout recorded history. He gave the 10 commandments to Moses, walked Jesus thru the wilderness, spoke to Mohammad, and convinced Monica to give Bill a hummer in the White House. Dude is wired in.

Have you ever seen spotter in a vision?

Has he ever "spoken" to you?

Hulkster · « **Reply #41 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:24:24 PM »

according to the other thread, spotters are good for farting on people...

Saxon · « **Reply #42 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:25:52 PM »

I heard Spotter taught Chuck Norris everything he knows...

Darth Muscle · « **Reply #43 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:26:30 PM »

Quote from: davidpaul on December 21, 2006, 05:24:19 PM

Have you ever seen spotter in a vision?

Has he ever "spoken" to you?

Thankful no, but he does "speak" to DA about 3 times a week and is on DA's website quite frequently.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #44 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:31:48 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on December 21, 2006, 03:36:27 PM

What is the point of spotters?

This WOULD explain the complete lack of muscle on Adonis.

Blockhead · « **Reply #45 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:35:38 PM »

I heard that 'spotter' is the ONLY one...that Chuck Norris fears.

My research led me to believe that the 3 Wise Men did not follow a 'star' nor a UFO to the Nativity...but it was translated through aincent Hebrew text that is was he who is known as 'spotter' that led the way.

Hendrix · « **Reply #46 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:37:00 PM »

If i had a spotter when doing my military presses i would not be burdened with a fucked shoulder,If your lifting heavy its very simple use a Smith Machine no spotters needed.

corinth · « **Reply #47 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:40:34 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on December 21, 2006, 05:35:38 PM

I heard that 'spotter' is the ONLY one...that Chuck Norris fears.

My research led me to believe that the 3 Wise Men did not follow a 'star' nor a UFO to the Nativity...but it was translated through aincent Hebrew text that is was he who is known as 'spotter' that led the way.

It's also believed that "Spotter" was the navigator of Noah's arc and that he actually helped Jesus move the stone from his tomb on the 3rd day.

"Spotter" is also responsible for devising the method Santa uses to deliver so many gifts in one night.

He also thinks Jay's waist is too big.

spotter · « **Reply #48 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:46:57 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on December 21, 2006, 04:51:54 PM

Some say that 'spotter' is a survivor of the Titanic...one once suggested that 'spotter''s name is signed...on the Declaration of Independence.

I was planning on signing "SPOTTER" really big on the declaration of Independence, but that Bastard ... John Hancock had the same idea. I survived the "Lusitania" man!!!...get your ships straight!!!

Yes I am the 5th Beetle......Paul, John, George, Ringo, & Spotter!!!

The greatest thing that Spotter has done, was to convince

the world that he does not exist! Just like DA's hair.....

davidpaul · « **Reply #49 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:49:28 PM »

Quote from: spotter on December 21, 2006, 05:46:57 PM

I was planning on signing "SPOTTER" really big on the declaration of Independence, but that Bastard ... John Hancock had the same idea. I survived the "Lusitania" man!!!...get your ships straight!!!

Yes I am the 5th Beetle......Paul, John, George, Ringo, & Spotter!!!

The greatest thing that Spotter has done, was to convince the world that he does not exist! Just like DA's hair.....

the legend has spoken