Author Topic: Just went to GNC... (Read 5283 times)

Adam Empire · « **on:** December 21, 2006, 06:13:15 PM »

to see if there was any stuff on clearance. As I was walking by the counter the employee asked if I was "all stocked up on Nano". I lost it and started laughing so hard. My god, I can only imagine some people going "Well, no - is it any good?" Followed by a GNC commission check to the employee. What a racket...

DA BULL · « **Reply #1 on:** December 21, 2006, 06:17:44 PM »

Nano-Nano......................Shazzbot!!

king · « **Reply #2 on:** December 21, 2006, 06:32:03 PM »

wtf is nano

Adam Empire · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2006, 06:35:17 PM »

Quote from: king on December 21, 2006, 06:32:03 PM

wtf is nano

http://www.gnc.com/sm-muscletech-nanox--pi-2486356.html

in other words, time released snake oil.

Alex23 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2006, 06:43:36 PM »

Quote from: Adam Empire on December 21, 2006, 06:35:17 PM

http://www.gnc.com/sm-muscletech-nanox--pi-2486356.html

in other words, time released snake oil.

Oh brother...

king · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2006, 06:56:35 PM »

World's Fastest Nitric Oxide Injection System

Immediately Floods Muscles with Pump-Inducing Vascular Expanders*
Forces Rapid Increases in Muscle Size and Maximum Pumps
Unique Dual-Effect Formula
Superior to Regular Nitric Oxide Products
Hardest Hitting Formulation Legally Available

i HAVE to get some of this stuff! haha when will people learn that muscletech sucks

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2006, 06:57:11 PM »

$80 fucking bucks....damn

for the kind of money you can get 2 canadian hookers and a free dinner while Alexxx serves as your fluffer.

MuscleTech® naNOx9™
180 Caplet(s)

Regular Price: $79.99

Sale Price: $71.99

Gold Card Price: $57.59 Details

gordiano · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2006, 06:58:04 PM »

Quote from: SteelePegasus on December 21, 2006, 06:57:11 PM

$80 fucking bucks....damn

for the kind of money you can get 2 canadian hookers and a free dinner while Alexxx serves as your fluffer.

MuscleTech® naNOx9™
180 Caplet(s)

Regular Price: $79.99

Sale Price: $71.99

Gold Card Price: $57.59 Details

WHAT A DEAL!!!!!!!!!!

king · « **Reply #8 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:03:51 PM »

i kinda want to get a job at gnc.. get discounts on everything.. but then again all their stuff is WAY overpriced so it could just be cheaper to order offline

Alex23 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:06:07 PM »

Quote from: king on December 21, 2006, 07:03:51 PM

i kinda want to get a job at gnc.. get discounts on everything.. but then again all their stuff is WAY overpriced so it could just be cheaper to order offline

online ?

king · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:28:25 PM »

hahah oops my bad!. yes online

bigkubby · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:38:16 PM »

Quote from: king on December 21, 2006, 07:03:51 PM

i kinda want to get a job at gnc.. get discounts on everything.. but then again all their stuff is WAY overpriced so it could just be cheaper to order offline

GNC CAN EAT A BIG FAT PURPLE DICK WITH VEINS KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

tommywishbone · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:24:39 PM »

During the LA riots, I asked a few friends if they wanted to go loot the GNC. They got mad

and told me to stop thinking small. An hour later we were looting the Tower Records store.

Bast175 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:39:36 PM »

you're laughing at "nano" but I'm laughing at you going to GNC in the first place.

Count Grishnackh · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:41:50 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on December 21, 2006, 08:39:36 PM

you're laughing at "nano" but I'm laughing at you going to GNC in the first place.

hahah, yes Bast, all true Iron Warriors shop with their GNC Gold Card

Adam Empire · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:46:25 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on December 21, 2006, 08:39:36 PM

you're laughing at "nano" but I'm laughing at you going to GNC in the first place.

Well - I have bought sups for over 99% off on clearance (fatburners, etc). I bought a 30dollar bottle for a quarter once. That's why I still go.

Bast175 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:51:50 PM »

Quote from: Adam Empire on December 21, 2006, 09:46:25 PM

Well - I have bought sups for over 99% off on clearance (fatburners, etc). I bought a 30dollar bottle for a quarter once. That's why I still go.

do they sell ephedra? or ephedra free?

Adam Empire · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:53:47 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on December 21, 2006, 09:51:50 PM

do they sell ephedra? or ephedra free?

no more effies.

bigkubby · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:36:23 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on December 21, 2006, 09:51:50 PM

do they sell ephedra? or ephedra free?

DO THEY SELL ANYTHING FOR PENIS ENLARGEMENT.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #19 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:45:39 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on December 21, 2006, 08:39:36 PM

you're laughing at "nano" but I'm laughing at you going to GNC in the first place.

the voice of reason

The True Adonis · « **Reply #20 on:** December 21, 2006, 11:58:19 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on December 21, 2006, 08:39:36 PM

you're laughing at "nano" but I'm laughing at you going to GNC in the first place.

hahhah EXACTLY.

Galvanized · « **Reply #21 on:** December 22, 2006, 05:14:55 AM »

lol, I remember having a similar experience at GNC. They were like such and such is the most sophisticated supplement on the market. You'll get gains like never before. 2000% better than usual. Are you ready?! but you need to get such and such also in order for it to work! Needless to say, I cracked up in that dudes face.

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 22, 2006, 05:20:48 AM »

lol only thing you need is protein powder...and thats just for convenience if your tired of cooking all the fucking time. maybe pop a multivitamin pill also

fuck gnc whores

king · « **Reply #23 on:** December 22, 2006, 10:31:19 AM »

i never go to gnc.. i just go online, if i HAVE to get something fast i'll just go to the vitamin shoppe

Adam Empire · « **Reply #24 on:** December 22, 2006, 10:40:54 AM »

Here is a little more info on Nano. Do they get somebody from Mad magazine to write this stuff?

The Immediate Pump-Inducing Effects of Nanoparticulation Technology*

Nanoparticulation is the process of reducing the size of a compound for lightning-fast absorption. Collaborating with Team MuscleTech, the leading experts in nanoparticulation used pneumatic and jet milling systems (the very same ones used by leading pharmaceutical companies) to reduce a precise portion of the active compound in naNOx9 to a size that is up to 7400% smaller than the arginine found in regular nitric oxide products. To achieve nanoparticulation status, the active compound in naNOx9 is verified using laser light scattering analysis. Unlike regular nitric oxide products that take too long to show results, the key components in naNOx9 are designed to enter the bloodstream extremely fast. This rapid absorption triggers anabolic musclebuilding effects for out-of-this-world gains. We guarantee you will never experience pumps as fast and as powerful as you will with naNOx9.

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