how many of you have had to deal with fat, out of shape (never were in shape) "friends" and family over the holidays? scarfing down sweets, dips, pasta and other shit at every chance they get? and god forbid you excuse yourself from their feeding frenzy to go to the gym, then you're really in for a verbal onslaught which we all know stems from epic jealousy of how much better we are than them. you should do all your fat friends and family a favor and disown them until they've got their shit under control, they'll thank you for it eventually or die. either way its better than dealing with their obesity. merry christmass fatass....no its not a gift card to mrs. fields, its a fucking 5 gallon bucket full of raw ephedra herb, chow down