the second best red lobster story of all time:
lat year i went there for all you can eat shrimp fest with my cousin
our waitor looked exactly like the guy on seinfeld who roped jerry into filming black market movies to be sold on the street ... he was a shifty guy named james
i remember him so well because he wouldbring us double the amount of shrimp he was supposed to, and he gave us a knowing nod as he did it
the best part, i paid with my visa, left him a big assed tip, and he never put it through so lunch was freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee guy!