Author Topic: steven seagal vs clint eastwood (Read 4921 times)

BuffGoddess · « **Reply #25 on:** January 07, 2007, 12:15:04 AM »

I'm gonna jump in on this even though I'm probably gonna get totally flamed (like usual) but inthink Segal definitely has Eastwood on this one...Come on...Clint is an old guy...he had his day in the 70's and 80's but come on...Segal is the new improved Eastwood with more sex appeal for the ladies...

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #26 on:** January 07, 2007, 12:47:35 AM »

Based on thier roles I can honestly say this is what would happen.

Seagal would try to break down the door and beat the dogshit out of Clint. He certainly is capable as I don't think Clint was ever as big or as fast as Seagal.

But Eastwood would have shot him three times in the first two seconds Seagal entered the room.

Eastwood - 1
Seagal - 0

BuffGoddess · « **Reply #27 on:** January 07, 2007, 01:09:18 AM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 07, 2007, 12:47:35 AM

Based on thier roles I can honestly say this is what would happen.

Seagal would try to break down the door and beat the dogshit out of Clint. He certainly is capable as I don't think Clint was ever as big or as fast as Seagal.

But Eastwood would have shot him three times in the first two seconds Seagal entered the room.

Eastwood - 1
Seagal - 0

Okay, Ill give you that one but, given hand to hand combat circumstances, you know Segal woud beat Eastwoods ass...

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #28 on:** January 07, 2007, 01:26:35 AM »

Quote from: BuffGoddess on January 07, 2007, 01:09:18 AM

Okay, Ill give you that one but, given hand to hand combat circumstances, you know Segal woud beat Eastwoods ass...

Agreed

BuffGoddess · « **Reply #29 on:** January 07, 2007, 01:58:57 AM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 07, 2007, 01:26:35 AM

Agreed

Segal -1
Eastwood- Dead

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #30 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:06:56 AM »

Seagal would beat the shit out of that 135lbs guy.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #31 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:07:29 AM »

Quote from: BuffGoddess on January 07, 2007, 01:58:57 AM

Segal -1
Eastwood- Dead

Please, he would squint, and smoke that fool with a long barrelled 45 revolver before Seagal got through the door.

And he wouldn't even drop his ciggarette.

BuffGoddess · « **Reply #32 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:13:50 AM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 07, 2007, 02:07:29 AM

Please, he would squint, and smoke that fool with a long barrelled 45 revolver before Seagal got through the door.

And he wouldn't even drop his ciggarette.

Read the thread, we were talking about hand to hand combat...

BEAST 8692 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:16:20 AM »

seriously though (sorry, i'm bored). segal is supposed to be a weapons and akido expert.

having said that, i doubt the man has much grunt left (enjoyed the good life a little too much).

watching clint throw punches in movies like 'every which way but loose' i always thought he was slow as molasses. it's like he takes all day to get the punch out.

segal (dick that he is) would turn him into a pretzel b4 he threw the first punch.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #34 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:17:21 AM »

Quote from: BuffGoddess on January 07, 2007, 02:13:50 AM

Read the thread, we were talking about hand to hand combat...

But if it really went down, that's how it would be.

Fury · « **Reply #35 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:27:58 AM »

The Clint Eastwood from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly would laugh in Segal's face right as he put 2 between the eyes.

kyomu · « **Reply #36 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:39:04 AM »

Clint Eastwood hands down.
As an actor,director.
Steven did 1/1000 of Clint did in the movie industry.
Stupid competetion.

BuffGoddess · « **Reply #37 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:47:23 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on January 07, 2007, 02:39:04 AM

Clint Eastwood hands down.
As an actor,director.
Steven did 1/1000 of Clint did in the movie industry.
Stupid competetion.

Read the thread...Hand to hand combat...Steven Segal would kill Clint Eastwood...

Frauhorn · « **Reply #38 on:** January 07, 2007, 03:47:06 AM »

Quote from: BuffGoddess on January 07, 2007, 02:47:23 AM

Read the thread...Hand to hand combat...Steven Segal would kill Clint Eastwood...

depends on your definition of "hand to hand". if Clint could get his hands on a toilet plunger, Seagal would be history

kyomu · « **Reply #39 on:** January 07, 2007, 08:34:31 AM »

Quote from: BuffGoddess on January 07, 2007, 02:47:23 AM

Read the thread...Hand to hand combat...Steven Segal would kill Clint Eastwood...

Sorry i agree with you. But,when it comes to gun fight at desert......Who knows.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #40 on:** January 07, 2007, 09:22:22 AM »

doesnt even matter if clint had a gun, no matter how many times he shot at segal, no matter how close to him he was, none of the bullets would ever hit him.

and then you know what follows- segal kicks him in the stomach, snaps his arm in half then drives a knife up to the hilt into the top of clint's head.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #41 on:** January 07, 2007, 09:23:59 AM »

you guys know who would fuck them both up at the same time???
CHUCK NORRIS

chainsaw · « **Reply #42 on:** January 07, 2007, 11:05:45 AM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on January 07, 2007, 09:23:59 AM

you guys know who would f**k them both up at the same time???
CHUCK NORRIS

A 70yr old Clint would kick a 30yr old segals ass.

After he kicks it, Chuck Norris would wipe it. He's a queer.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #43 on:** January 07, 2007, 11:22:13 AM »

There is no theory of evolution.... just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information we wants.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

J. Chimpo · « **Reply #44 on:** January 07, 2007, 11:36:08 AM »

Steven Seagal gggggggoing ddddoo ooo vvvnnn

Fury · « **Reply #45 on:** January 07, 2007, 11:37:30 AM »

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Got to love that site.

dalkiel · « **Reply #46 on:** January 07, 2007, 08:35:01 PM »

Seagal is done. he and Van Damme have lost all credibility and their movies go straight to video. In the case of a brawl Seagal would win because he is an aikido blackbelt and Eastwood lacks actual fight training. However Seagal has backed down from legitimate challenges from REAl fighters like Bob Wall. He was choked out twice by Gene La-bell. he is generally seen as a bully on movie sets frequently picking on people smaller than himself. When a person does step up and challenge him he backs down. I started out as a seagal fan but his conduct and arrogance has destroyed any respect I have for him.

As for him being a tough guy - when his partner(Nasso) and the Mafia started working him over he was terrified for his life. During his testimony in court his whole tough guy life (working for the CIA etc) was picked apart and it turned out that he had crafted a persona and his real life version was nothing out of the ordinary. His recent movies have had stunt doubles for action scenes. Sorry folks but Seagal and Van Damme will never reach Eastwood levels of fame.

Finally I think Clint is a tough guy and can hold his own. Age of course is a factor but I wouldnt be suprised if clint did come out on top. After all movie aikido and real aikido work differently. Never seen a aikido specialist in Pride or UFc or any other fight federation.

dalkiel · « **Reply #47 on:** January 07, 2007, 08:42:54 PM »

Steven Seagal eats 5 trucks of food a day.

Special chairs were made to fit Steven Seagal's ass.

Steven Seagal doesn't have favorite food. He eats everything.

Steven Seagal only sleeps when having sex.

Steven Seagal's penis knows aikido, but can't have an erection.

Steven Seagal can meditate and eat in the same time.

If a diet was a person, Steven Seagal would kill it.

Steven Seagal wanted to be a stunt double for King Kong but was rejected for being too fat.

When someone eats a hamburger, Steven Seagal eats two. .

Steven Seagal doesn't have a mood when he eats the most. He always eats the most.

A woman once tried to make fun of Steven Seagal's weight in bed. She now has 20 children that are fat and know aikido.

The only thing scarier than Steven Seagal without Botox is Steven Seagal WITH a record deal.

While in Tibet, Steven Seagal learned how to kill a man with such devices as a remote control and a bologne sandwich

dalkiel · « **Reply #48 on:** January 07, 2007, 08:44:41 PM »

Seagal -mafia story

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html

Sergio Rules 77 · « **Reply #49 on:** January 07, 2007, 08:52:23 PM »

Surely this is some kind of a sick joke. Clint is nearly 80 and could still kick Segal's ass with one arm and both legs missing. Although Segal plays guitar and is a big Hendrix fan, so he's not bad in my book, but he's no Clint.

SERGIO!!!!