Author Topic: Owned my roommate for his own good... (Read 6958 times)

antcraw · « **on:** January 10, 2007, 08:50:21 AM »

My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though $:-\$

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The Squadfather · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2007, 08:51:58 AM »

Quote from: antcraw on January 10, 2007, 08:50:21 AM

My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though $:-\$

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hahahahahaha.

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2007, 08:52:52 AM »

Quote from: antcraw on January 10, 2007, 08:50:21 AM

My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though $:-\$

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Classic....

The Squadfather · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2007, 08:53:31 AM »

did you fucck her doggie style?

alexxx · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2007, 08:54:35 AM »

Quote from: antcraw on January 10, 2007, 08:50:21 AM

My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though $:-\$

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Legendary!!

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2007, 08:55:40 AM »

haa haa - you should "degrade" her some....shit on her tits etc...

Rampage · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:00:50 AM »

Quote from: antcraw on January 10, 2007, 08:50:21 AM

My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though $:-\$

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I wish someone would do the same favour for you one day...you must be greatful to that person remember

The Squadfather · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:02:10 AM »

Quote from: Rampage on January 10, 2007, 09:00:50 AM

I wish someone would do the same favour for you one day...you must be greatful to that person remember

translation=you're just like the roommate.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:04:55 AM »

Quote from: antcraw on January 10, 2007, 08:50:21 AM

My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though $:-\$

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Yes! I bet he was up late doing press ups hahahaha

The Squadfather · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:06:37 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on January 10, 2007, 09:04:55 AM

Yes! I bet he was up late doing press ups hahahaha

hahahahaha, and scouring the internet for steroids and supplements, i bet he drove the GNC salesman nuts the next day asking questions.

Old_Rooster · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:07:00 AM »

Quote from: antcraw on January 10, 2007, 08:50:21 AM

My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though $:-\$

A

Gosh, now write a letter to penthouse forum and proclaim these same lies to them, get your bullshit published son! Had i been your roomie and you hit me with the 12 inch arm thing, i'd have knocked you the fuck out.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:07:14 AM »

Girl sounds like a total slut. I hope you used a rubber, or you really might have done your roommate a bigger favor then you think. Especially when he walks by your room and sees you flapping around in a gonorrhea-induced puddle of bloody shit.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:07:39 AM »

Quote from: Board_SHERIF on January 10, 2007, 08:55:40 AM

haa haa - you should "degrade" her some....shit on her tits etc...

Easy there sherif. Start her out with some atm first.

musclehedz · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:09:12 AM »

Next week he's stuffed with D-Boll, protein shakes and works out 7 days a week doing dumbell curls and benchpresses.

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:10:14 AM »

what girl?

this is just a made up bed time story

Cap · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:10:43 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 10, 2007, 09:06:37 AM

hahahahaha, and scouring the internet for steroids and supplements, i bet he drove the GNC salesman nuts the next day asking questions.

Roommate: "So what you're telling me is that if I take this BSN stack and the Muscle Tech stack that I will look like Jay Cutler and Ronnie Coleman."

GNC Salesman: "Yea and I can throw in this Vitargo and you could have a chest like Markus Ruhl."

Roommate: "Okay, give me three of everything."

GNC (to assitant): "Looks like we are closing early today."

musclehedz · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:11:39 AM »

Quote from: cap86 on January 10, 2007, 09:10:43 AM

Roommate: "So what you're telling me is that if I take this BSN stack and the Muscle Tech stack that I will look like Jay Cutler and Ronnie Coleman."

GNC Salesman: "Yea and I can throw in this Vitargo and you could have a chest like Markus Ruhl."

Roommate: "Okay, give me three of everything."

GNC (to assitant): "Looks like we are closing early today."

Classic.

Oh btw, this thread is useless without pics.

nycbull · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:12:13 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 10, 2007, 09:06:37 AM

hahahahaha, and scouring the internet for steroids and supplements, i bet he drove the GNC salesman nuts the next day asking questions.

hahah, yea probably bought a Gold Card.

tom joad · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:13:37 AM »

Quote from: antcraw on January 10, 2007, 08:50:21 AM

My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though $:-\$

A

"my roomie?"

are you a teenager?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:14:23 AM »

Quote from: cap86 on January 10, 2007, 09:10:43 AM

Roommate: "So what you're telling me is that if I take this BSN stack and the Muscle Tech stack that I will look like Jay Cutler and Ronnie Coleman."

GNC Salesman: "Yea and I can throw in this Vitargo and you could have a chest like Markus Ruhl."

Roommate: "Okay, give me three of everything."

GNC (to assitant): "Looks like we are closing early today."

hahahahahahaha, i can just see the "salesman" snickering to himself as he shuts the lights off and locks the door as the guy walks out.

Cap · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:15:17 AM »

The skinny guy with his girl and the big dude that fucked her and pissed his skinny ass off.

Cap · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:20:17 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 10, 2007, 09:14:23 AM

hahahahahahaha, i can just see the "salesman" snickering to himself as he shuts the lights off and locks the door as the guy walks out.

Can you imagine if GNC sold Superdrol....the commission this guy could have gotten would have been out of this world.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:21:45 AM »

Quote from: cap86 on January 10, 2007, 09:20:17 AM

Can you imagine if GNC sold Superdrol....the commission this guy could have gotten would have been out of this world.

hahahahaha, i can just see the guy gobbling down half the bottle in his car as he drives to the gym with tears welling up in his eyes.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:23:32 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 10, 2007, 09:21:45 AM

hahahahaha, i can just see the guy gobbling down half the bottle in his car as he drives to the gym with tears welling up in his eyes.

haha, that was pretty good.

buffbodz · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:24:35 AM »

Quote from: tom joad on January 10, 2007, 09:13:37 AM

"my roomie?"

are you a teenager?

Better than his cell mate