Global Warming Preaching - What Are You Doing?

[BRUCE]

Now that we have established Global Warming is the most widely popular new-religion of the 21st century, I have a question for those converts to the Altar of Carbon on this very website:

 - What are you doing to reduce your carbon emissions?

Here we shall establish who has moral grounds to appeal to others to do something about Global Warming.  I read an interesting quote this morning by an Australian journalist:

'You can't be a good priest if you lie with prostitutes, and you can't be a good Marxist if you exploit workers. And you shouldn't be taken seriously as a global warming prophet unless your actions reflect your words.'

Sound reasoning – let's have no more pontificating on this matter from people that don't have enough righteousness in them to cut down their own gas-emitting ways.  Amen, my friends.

[Camel Jockey]

I've cut flatulence emissions by nearly 50% in the last few months. 

[BRUCE]

I've cut flatulence emissions by nearly 50% in the last few months. 

Congratulations on ratifying your own personal Kyoto, you are now in purgatory. Keep them coming.

[Dos Equis]

I rode the bus to work when my kids were on summer break.   

[BRUCE]

I rode the bus to work when my kids were on summer break.   

Blessed art thou, brother.  May your ecological sins be forgiven by Gaia.

[Dos Equis]

Blessed art thou, brother.  May your ecological sins be forgiven by Gaia.

Muchas gracias.   

[Mr. Intenseone]

I cut back on my Chilie intake to prevent excessive farting and I'm buying an F550 to make up for it !!

[BRUCE]

I cut back on my Chilie intake to prevent excessive farting and I'm buying an F550 to make up for it !!

Such sacrifices are paramount if we are to halt the impending extinction of North Mongolia's Przewalski horses. I thank you, earth brother.

[OzmO]

i'm not doing much of anything.


But i do believe an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.  Things are slowly being done.  In the long run Global Warming will be a reality. but not anytime soon.

[Diesel1]

Now that we have established Global Warming is the most widely popular new-religion of the 21st century, I have a question for those converts to the Altar of Carbon on this very website:

 - What are you doing to reduce your carbon emissions?

Here we shall establish who has moral grounds to appeal to others to do something about Global Warming.  I read an interesting quote this morning by an Australian journalist:

'You can't be a good priest if you lie with prostitutes, and you can't be a good Marxist if you exploit workers. And you shouldn't be taken seriously as a global warming prophet unless your actions reflect your words.'

Sound reasoning – let's have no more pontificating on this matter from people that don't have enough righteousness in them to cut down their own gas-emitting ways.  Amen, my friends.

As little as possible if I can help it.

i'm not doing much of anything.


But i do believe an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.  Things are slowly being done.  In the long run Global Warming will be a reality. but not anytime soon.

It already is a reality, just not a man made reality despite what we get rammed down our throats told 24/7.

The earth is in a warming phase. There's jack shit we can do to prevent it

[BRUCE]

i'm not doing much of anything.


But i do believe an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.  Things are slowly being done.  In the long run Global Warming will be a reality. but not anytime soon.

Ohh our first earth sinner!  Denounce his wicked ungodly ways!  Recycle your hatred and start a compost heap in his honour!!  We must act now if we don't want Greenland's glaciers to melt and its ice caps to thicken, we can't risk such ambiguity!!!!!

[Dos Equis]

Heathen! 

[BRUCE]

Heathen! 

Yes!  Heathens! Appeal to their better judgement!  Make them get a subscription to Time!  Give them Alec Baldwin's contact details!!!!

[OzmO]

i'd prefer to drive around in
gore's SUV

[BRUCE]

i'd prefer to drive around in
gore's SUV

High Priest Gore is the holiest of holy Global Warming crusaders!  May his eco double-standards echo through the annals of history!  He will jet set to any of the world’s major cities to give gas belching sermons on this very topic!!!!!!

[ToxicAvenger]

i drive a civic..come summer..i'm gonna buy myself a hybrid (convertable)...i'll do my research and buy one..

although i'd REALLY like something fancy that goes wroom...

as individuals we cant do much..emmission(sp?) standards r govt controlled..

Kyoto treaty

[BRUCE]

i drive a civic..come summer..i'm gonna buy myself a hybrid (convertable)...i'll do my research and buy one..

although i'd REALLY like something fancy that goes wroom...

as individuals we cant do much..emmission(sp?) standards r govt controlled..

Kyoto treaty

Hmm.  That's a start, brother Toxic, but can I also suggest the following eco-friendly techniques:

- Don't, under any circumstances, flush your toilet.  Actually, don't even use it, just hold on until the enviro-Apocalypse.
- Re-use and recycle your own recycling bin, that's some expensive plastic, and are you really using it!?  All other recyclable goods should be buried in your own yard, we ain't got room for your waste mate.
- Practice holding your breath, that's carbon coming out of those lungs baby!
- Downsize your family, those guys aren't all carbon neutral - can you justify that??
- Consider composting in your belly button, you know you can.

And so you see we can all do more...............

[ToxicAvenger]

- Don't, under any circumstances, flush your toilet.  Actually, don't even use it, just hold on until the enviro-Apocalypse.
- Re-use and recycle your own recycling bin, that's some expensive plastic, and are you really using it!?  All other recyclable goods should be buried in your own yard, we ain't got room for your waste mate.
- Practice holding your breath, that's carbon coming out of those lungs baby!
- Downsize your family, those guys aren't all carbon neutral - can you justify that??
- Consider composting in your belly button, you know you can.

And so you see we can all do more...............

i have a better suggestion <ahem> bruce


..here is how it works..

open your mouth...go ahead..dont be afraid..

thereeeee.... 


letting go of bush cock isn't all that hard mang! 

pun..not intended!

[BRUCE]

i have a better suggestion <ahem> bruce


..here is how it works..

open your mouth...go ahead..dont be afraid..

thereeeee.... 

<<Insert humorous comment here>>

letting go of bush cock isn't all that hard mang! 

pun..not intended!

I've given you a bit of help for next time you attempt that - just so you don't forget again, 'mang'.

[ToxicAvenger]

I've given you a bit of help for next time you attempt that - just so you don't forget again, 'mang'.

o wait..u r black..sorry..

brah!

[BRUCE]

o wait..u r black..sorry..

brah!

That's your punchline?

[ToxicAvenger]

That's your punchline?

..no THIS is

- Don't, under any circumstances, flush your toilet.  Actually, don't even use it, just hold on until the enviro-Apocalypse.
- Re-use and recycle your own recycling bin, that's some expensive plastic, and are you really using it!?  All other recyclable goods should be buried in your own yard, we ain't got room for your waste mate.
- Practice holding your breath, that's carbon coming out of those lungs baby!
- Downsize your family, those guys aren't all carbon neutral - can you justify that??
- Consider composting in your belly button, you know you can.

did you pass high skool physics?

if you say yes..i'm gonna give you a problem in THIS VERY thread to solve..

if you didn't..you r too dumb to comprehend global warming..seriously..its beyond u..


..your move 

[Mr. Intenseone]

i'd prefer to drive around in
gore's SUV

......or Kerry's private jet and houses around the world that he keeps heated or cooled all year around or Gores private Jet that he takes from country to country talking shit about the US!

[BRUCE]

..no THIS is



did you pass high skool physics?

if you say yes..i'm gonna give you a problem in THIS VERY thread to solve..

if you didn't..you r too dumb to comprehend global warming..seriously..its beyond u..


..your move 

Really?  I always thought this was an even funnier punchline:

[ToxicAvenger]

......or Kerry's private jet and houses around the world that he keeps heated or cooled all year around or Gores private Jet that he takes from country to country talking shit about the US!

dood..global warming aint "taking a political side issue"

it effects us all....

wouldn't the dems have signed the kyoto treaty,,who knows..

BUT..its  OUR PROBLEM.....

not ..their..or his..problem..

we need to unite on this...

seriously man..