TA,
Becoming an IFBB Judge is a Members Only position. First you must find a sponsor -- that is, a current judge or powerful promoter who will "vouch" for you. Then you have to make the obligatory honorarium donation to King James Manion, so he knows you're serious. Then you are told to pay your expenses to a small NPC show and act as a 'test judge'. Your test judging is graded by the promoter and if you fail to adjudge the promoter's competitor pals 1st in all categories, you fail. If you correctly place the promoter's pals 1st regardless of their appearance, then you are given the opportunity to pay your expenses and act as a real judge in a small local show. As long as you ignore independent thinking and reward the promoter's pals, you will advance through the years up to the national level, whereupon all of your years of blind compliance to the rules will finally result in you getting paid $100 to judge the Nationals. Congratulations, you're almost there. Now, all you have to do is wait for one of the IFBB judges to die and hope that all your years of dishonesty, lack of integrity, and asskissing will finally get you your shot at judging the New YorK Pro. But be careful what you wish for. Steve and Bev will sit on each side of you, correcting your scoresheet throughout the pre-judging, and eliminating any chance that their handpicked selections will be subverted. Better yet, don't even bother looking up at the competitors and just copy Steve's scoresheet. That should ingratiate you sufficiently to earn you a spot on the 2015 Olympia Judging Panel, where you can finally impose your will and award Stan McQuay 1st place. Unfortunately, with the high and low being dropped, your impact on the contest is negligible and to no one's surprise, Cutler wins his 10th straight Olympia. After the contest, you are told your services as a judge will no longer be needed ever again. Thanks for playing.
Special "Just the Facts" Ed