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The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« on: February 03, 2007, 06:46:55 PM »
here are the members so far, remember if you lie too you'll be on the list

Dzulboy 525 bench
Big Wiggs  365 for 10 and 435 for 1
Mr. Intenseone 535
Van Bilderass 500
HugePecs 525
Mesomorph78 405
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2007, 06:49:47 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on February 03, 2007, 06:46:55 PM
here are the members so far, remember if you lie too you'll be on the list

Mr. Intenseone 535

Still not enough to bench press Rush Limbaugh.
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2007, 07:13:08 PM »
Aren't we lucky that all these world class benchers post here?


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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2007, 07:14:19 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on February 03, 2007, 07:13:08 PM
Aren't we lucky that all these world class benchers post here?


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hahahahaha, exactly, i can't wait to hear what their other delusional lifts are.
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2007, 07:14:44 PM »
alexxx 315x2
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2007, 07:15:08 PM »
Quote from: Knives on February 03, 2007, 07:14:44 PM
alexxx 315x2
that one is bullshit as well.
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2007, 07:28:22 PM »
didnt Dan18 have a huge bench claim also?
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2007, 07:28:56 PM »
Quote from: avesher on February 03, 2007, 07:28:22 PM
didnt Dan18 have a huge bench claim also?
hahahaha, it went from 365 for 3 to 405 for 3 in two weeks.
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2007, 07:32:25 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on February 03, 2007, 06:46:55 PM
here are the members so far, remember if you lie too you'll be on the list

Dzulboy 525 bench
Big Wiggs  365 for 10 and 435 for 1
Mr. Intenseone 535
Van Bilderass 500
HugePecs 525

Don't forget Matt Duvall who seldom goes below 600 lbs and Dan18, who went from a bench press PR of 365 for 1 to 405 for 3 in 5 days.

The best one though, at least based on the pic he posted, is bigmc's claim of being able to press the 150s, which is even more impressive than Mindspin's 150 lb incline db press ::) cause anyone can tell that bigmc is the kind of guy who does butt-blasters with his boyfriend and THEN goes to the gym. Hahahahahaha gayer than Liberace's nipple piercing.
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2007, 07:33:58 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 03, 2007, 07:32:25 PM
Don't forget Matt Duvall who seldom goes below 600 lbs and Dan18, who went from a bench press PR of 365 for 1 to 405 for 3 in 5 days.

The best one though, at least based on the pic he posted, is bigmc's claim of being able to press the 150s, which is even more impressive than Mindspin's 150 lb incline db press ::) cause anyone can tell that bigmc is the kind of guy who does butt-blasters with his boyfriend and THEN goes to the gym. Hahahahahaha gayer than Liberace's nipple piercing.
hahahahaha, how could i forget all those gems.
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2007, 07:36:01 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on February 03, 2007, 07:33:58 PM
hahahahaha, how could i forget all those gems.

Hahahahaha I nearly forgot one of the biggest bullshitters benchers! How much did Sevatase say he can put up again, Sarcasm?
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2007, 07:40:48 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 03, 2007, 07:36:01 PM
Hahahahaha I nearly forgot one of the biggest bullshitters benchers! How much did Sevatase say he can put up again, Sarcasm?
hahahaha, he's got the whole powerlifting spectrum of lies going, 400 plus bench press, 700 pound squat and 700 pound deadlift.
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2007, 07:46:02 PM »
hahah nice one... this thread was just begging to be made.

Mr. Intenseone 535<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,, bahahahahaha  ;D
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2007, 07:46:29 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on February 03, 2007, 06:46:55 PM
here are the members so far, remember if you lie too you'll be on the list

Dzulboy 525 bench
Big Wiggs  365 for 10 and 435 for 1
Mr. Intenseone 535
Van Bilderass 500
HugePecs 525

Damn...If that aint the pot callin' the fuckin' kettle black, you are calling people disilutional...Your whole fucking existence is disilutional...
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2007, 07:47:04 PM »
Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on February 03, 2007, 07:46:29 PM
Damn...If that aint the pot callin' the fuckin' kettle black, you are calling people disilutional...Your whole fucking existence is disilutional...
"disilutional"?
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2007, 07:48:20 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on February 03, 2007, 07:47:04 PM
"disilutional"?

Props to 'Shutupandtrain' for coining a new word hahahahaha
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2007, 07:49:54 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 03, 2007, 07:48:20 PM
Props to 'Shutupandtrain' for coining a new word hahahahaha

Well I just figured if Squadfather can make up stories every day that about how he punks people in the gym...Why can't I make up words...lol
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2007, 07:52:35 PM »
Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on February 03, 2007, 07:46:29 PM
Damn. If that aint the pot calling the fucking kettle black!. You are calling people delusional...Your whole fucking existence is delusional

I understand some of you pre-pubescent mommies boy dropout bitches cant spell! I have made the corrections for you. Your homework tonight is to proof read anymore goddamn stupid shit you write before pushing the submit button asshole!


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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2007, 07:53:19 PM »
Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on February 03, 2007, 07:49:54 PM
Well I just figured if Squadfather can make up stories every day that about how he punks people in the gym...Why can't I make up words...lol

Sarcasm doesn't make any stories up. If anything, he understates things quite heavily.

Seriously though, it's only Sarcasm who can do this - call bull shit and not let all these guys with their fragile egos get away with something as pathetic as claiming fake numbers to prove something unimportant to total strangers who're even less important. Sarcasm is the reason why Bullshit will never fly in Getbig and I just fail to see why people like you never give him recognition, let alone praise, for that.
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2007, 07:54:12 PM »
Quote from: Tredders on February 03, 2007, 07:52:35 PM
I understand some of you pre-pubescent mommies boy dropout bitches cant spell! I have made the corrections for you. Your homework tonight is to proof read anymore goddamn stupid shit you write before pushing the submit button asshole!

First of all Tool the word was a joke...Second do you know what a
apostrophe is or did they not teach you that when they dropped you off of the little yellow bus with your helmet on...


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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2007, 07:55:40 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 03, 2007, 07:53:19 PM
Sarcasm doesn't make any stories up. If anything, he understates things quite heavily.

Seriously though, it's only Sarcasm who can do this - call bull shit and not let all these guys with their fragile egos get away with something as pathetic as claiming fake numbers to prove something unimportant to total strangers even less important. Sarcasm is the reason why Bullshit will never fly in Getbig and I just fail to see why people like you never give him recognition, let alone praise, for that.

So let me see if I am crystal clear on this...You really believe this guy walks up to people every day and talks shit...and to date no one has punched him in the throat and shut him up...He must work out at the YWCA...

Has anyone actually seen him do this?
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2007, 07:56:19 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 03, 2007, 07:53:19 PM
Seriously though, it's only Sarcasm who can do this - call bull shit and not let all these guys with their fragile egos get away with something as pathetic as claiming fake numbers to prove something unimportant to total strangers who're even less important. Sarcasm is the reason why Bullshit will never fly in Getbig

I have to agree with that, he's an expert at calling people out when they're full of shit.
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2007, 08:00:33 PM »
Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on February 03, 2007, 07:55:40 PM
So let me see if I am crystal clear on this...You really believe this guy walks up to people every day and talks shit...and to date no one has punched him in the throat and shut him up...He must work out at the YWCA...

Has anyone actually seen him do this?

What's the big deal? I've done it myself a few times. Of course, I don't walk up to some 250 lb, shredded meathead who's squatting 650 lbs and say "All drugs", but when some tiny tit, who weighs 160 lbs soaking wet, walks around with a huge ILS inbetween sets of 85 lb presses during which he makes a lot of noise, I just laughingly say, "My God!!!!!!!! You're a beast" which causes the said tit to go beet-red in the face due to the frustration he experiences from not having the courage to tell me to my face what I should go do with myself. It's all in good fun.
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2007, 08:00:48 PM »
Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on February 03, 2007, 07:55:40 PM
So let me see if I am crystal clear on this...You really believe this guy walks up to people every day and talks shit...and to date no one has punched him in the throat and shut him up...He must work out at the YWCA...

Has anyone actually seen him do this?

Fix your other quote newb. You quoted and then replied in the same quote. Tell the truth how much schooling did you get? Did you sniff paint thinner as a kid, or were you just slow?
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Re: The Delusional Getbig Bench Press Team!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2007, 08:02:05 PM »
add me 365 x 5 or 455 x 1  you fucking haters
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