I can see your confusion but it's a documented fact you took the gold at Male pole mount and the silver at the all gay naked men's bathroom relay at the NZ Cup Games... 
Hahahahaha OK 'Always Sore'

oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who walks into the scene of the new gay porn movie 'The Houston 5000 gang bang' and says, "Holy shit, I didn't realise it was my birthday today. Who ordered the buffet?" Hahahahahaha gayer than a thread by bigmc.