Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.

[The Luke]

Back from work, and the only thing I see worth responding to is Magoo's questioning my "usage profile" evidence.

It's simple Magoo: 12,000 posts... 2,000 by Adonis... 2,000 by various Squadholes... and 8,000 posts by the 14 year-old. The kid's usage profile therefore dominates the statistics as multiple users in different timezones tend to average each other out.... those aren't exact figures of course, I'm just demostrating the concept.

Guess this thread will keep running and running... legally speaking, as long as I leave open the option of "plausible deniability" Ron remains safe from litigation. So no... I won't be posting the letter for the same reasons I've explained over and over again.

If Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler doesn't like it... then I guess he'll just have to hit the gym and work up to matching my best lifts when I was his age.

200 lb bench
250 lb squat
250 lb deadlift

...a verified video of Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler managing any of these lifts in good form and I'm off GetBig forever... Mindspin will give you back your Sarcasm account and I'll even send you a $100 to cover your expenses (that'll buy a lot of comics).


The Luke
PS: anyone else who wants to bet their account too?

[The Heckler]

Back from work

Ok Mr. Unemployed 

[The Squadfather]

Back from work, and the only thing I see worth responding to is Magoo's questioning my "usage profile" evidence.

It's simple Magoo: 12,000 posts... 2,000 by Adonis... 2,000 by various Squadholes... and 8,000 posts by the 14 year-old. The kid's usage profile therefore dominates the statistics as multiple users in different timezones tend to average each other out.... those aren't exact figures of course, I'm just demostrating the concept.

Guess this thread will keep running and running... legally speaking, as long as I leave open the option of "plausible deniability" Ron remains safe from litigation. So no... I won't be posting the letter for the same reasons I've explained over and over again.

If Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler doesn't like it... then I guess he'll just have to hit the gym and work up to matching my best lifts when I was his age.

200 lb bench
250 lb squat
250 lb deadlift

...a verified video of Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler managing any of these lifts in good form and I'm off GetBig forever... Mindspin will give you back your Sarcasm account and I'll even send you a $100 to cover your expenses (that'll buy a lot of comics).


The Luke
PS: anyone else who wants to bet their account too?

you post yours first, then i'll post mine, let's see that 300 bench, 400 squat and 500 deadlift.

[davidpaul]

Back from work, and the only thing I see worth responding to is Magoo's questioning my "usage profile" evidence.

It's simple Magoo: 12,000 posts... 2,000 by Adonis... 2,000 by various Squadholes... and 8,000 posts by the 14 year-old. The kid's usage profile therefore dominates the statistics as multiple users in different timezones tend to average each other out.... those aren't exact figures of course, I'm just demostrating the concept.

Guess this thread will keep running and running... legally speaking, as long as I leave open the option of "plausible deniability" Ron remains safe from litigation. So no... I won't be posting the letter for the same reasons I've explained over and over again.

If Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler doesn't like it... then I guess he'll just have to hit the gym and work up to matching my best lifts when I was his age.

200 lb bench
250 lb squat
250 lb deadlift

...a verified video of Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler managing any of these lifts in good form and I'm off GetBig forever... Mindspin will give you back your Sarcasm account and I'll even send you a $100 to cover your expenses (that'll buy a lot of comics).


The Luke
PS: anyone else who wants to bet their account too?

how do we know u completed those lifts u fuckin pikey?

whats your proof?

that picture of you with various wierdos?

[Bluto]

Brutal gimmick conversation between buttsuck and Blew-two.

BTW, nothing's as funny as this.....or sad

Yeah fabricating quotes is really funny  I can't think of a greater sign of desperation. Another self-owning on your part.

[Fury]

The Squad is a victim of it's own success, now everything seems stale and dated and quite frankly trite

you guys bring nothng epic to the table any more

other than Kiwiol and Sarc, the other guys are just a bunch of cheer leaders..sad really

SteelePegasus, that hurts. Really it does. What with your tongue crazy glued to Alexxx's nutsack and all. 

[Fury]

how do we know u completed those lifts u fuckin pikey?

whats your proof?

that picture of you with various wierdos?

To be honest, I'm not convinced he could lift those weights today, at 32, let alone 14.

[The Luke]

how do we know u completed those lifts u fuckin pikey?

whats your proof?

that picture of you with various wierdos?

...people on this board have trained with me... people on both sides of the Atlantic. My name and picture have been printed in several newspapers and I've been on national radio stations on both sides of the Atlantic too.

I'm a real... verified... living person.

The Luke

[The Squadfather]

...people on this board have trained with me... people on both sides of the Atlantic. My name and picture have been printed in several newspapers and I've been on national radio stations on both sides of the Atlantic too.

I'm a real... verified... living person.

The Luke

then it should be easy enough for you to provide video proof of your lifts.

[Fury]

...people on this board have trained with me... people on both sides of the Atlantic. My name and picture have been printed in several newspapers and I've been on national radio stations on both sides of the Atlantic too.

I'm a real... verified... living person.

The Luke

You've still yet to identify one person on this board who's trained with you.

[The Luke]

I'd video myself doing those lifts (with witnesses):

300 lb bench
400 lb Squat
500 lb deadlift

...if the whole squad disbands and leave GetBig forever (Adonis included).

Off to the pub, back in 2 hours.

The Luke

[The Squadfather]

I'd video myself doing those lifts (with witnesses):

300 lb bench
400 lb Squat
500 lb deadlift

...if the whole squad disbands and leave GetBig forever (Adonis included).

Off to the pub, back in 2 hours.

The Luke

the SQUAD isn't going to disband, so are you saying you won't come forward with the video?

[davidpaul]

the SQUAD isn't going to disband, so are you saying you won't come forward with the video?

do you honestly think this fat mulleted midget pikey even works out?

[The Squadfather]

do you honestly think this fat mulleted midget pikey even works out?

judging from the one picture i've seen of him i'd say no.

[The Heckler]

the SQUAD isn't going to disband, so are you saying you won't come forward with the video?

the only videos this "guy" has of himself are tapes he made of random dudes coming over to "play" in his parents' basement when they aren't at home.  i hear "Teh Luke" doesn`t like to wear condoms because it ruins the romance of barebacking it

[Andre Nickatina]

the only videos this "guy" has of himself are tapes he made of random dudes coming over to "play" in his parents' basement when they aren't at home.  i hear "Teh Luke" doesn`t like to wear condoms because it ruins the romance of barebacking it

WTF lol thats funny but the things that cross your mind while visiting this site make me wonder. 

[Alex23]

The Squad is a victim of it's own success, now everything seems stale and dated and quite frankly trite

you guys bring nothng epic to the table any more

other than Kiwiol and Sarc, the other guys are just a bunch of cheer leaders..sad really

You may have a point there but doesn't change the fact that you're quite a Rainbow Warrior.

[drkaje]

The original bet was 150s.

[Stark]

Alright people, I'm getting sick and tired of nimrods like The Luke trying to create an issue out of something that is totally false and baseless i.e. about Sarcasm aka Squadfather. I'm the official spokesperson of the SQUAD and in this capacity, would like to clarify a few things for those of you who're interested in hearing the truth. If you want to call meltdown or use this to flame us further, feel free - none of worthless pieces of shit are worth your weight in dried up dogshit and we'll put you out of your miseries one by one.
.......

A) You need to get laid brother
B) You need to get a life brother

[drkaje]

If memory serves, SSBG joined a little sooner than MOS. Could be wrong but Bald was a pretty early member as well. We had some epic battles back then, LOL! Lots of laughs and there were even a few times we joined together to destroy tiny tits. That was in the Y's prime years.... I was a pretty late addition about a year or more ago.

[affy]

Amusing.

i was just going to say the same thing about this picture

epic punching bag

[affy]

Can you feel the hawtness?

hell ya...you kinda have "the fonz" thing going for you

[The Luke]

Okay Squad,

Here it is:

*Option 1
Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler posts a video (his identity must be verified by either Ron or a Mod in good standing) in which he identifies himself and matches just one of my best lifts from when I was 14 (Sarcasm's age). That's a 200 lb Bench or a 250 lb Squat or a 250 lb Deadlift... any ONE of these lifts for ONE clean rep. He can use a belt and bench shirt for the bench press. He can use a belt and a power suit for the squat. He can use a belt with lifting straps and/or hooks for the deadlift...

Luke's forfeit: I must send Squadfather $100 dollars (to be verified by impartial third party), I must leave GetBig forever (no gimmicks, IP banned and account deleted).... and just for good measure Mindspin will give Squadfather back his "Sarcasm" account with his post totals from the Squadfather and Heckler added to the original 12,000.

*Option 2
I, The Luke, must post a video in which I identify myself as the 5'5'' 220 lb 25-30% bf monster-hunting comicbookguy-from-the-simpsons-looking blobbybuilder that I am and perform the following lifts witnessed by other identified GetBig members:

Single clean rep in the barbell bench press with at least 300 lbs (no belt, no wrist supports)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell back squat with at least 400 lbs, to at least parallel (no belt, no lifting suit)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell floor deadlift with at least 500 lbs, no hitching, no jerking (wrist straps allowed as I have midget hands, no belt permitted)
 ....failure to satisfactorily complete any one of these lifts will constitute a total failure.

Squad forfeit: Sarcasm/Squadfather must leave Getbig forever (account deleted, no gimmicks and IP address banned) and all other Squad members must agree collectively to three months in time out and promise under pain of account deletion to:
-quit "owning" people;
-stop hijacking threads;
-stop using gimmick accounts;
-desist from baseless attacks;
...for a period of 6 months in order that the contributing members can get a taste of what a troll-free GetBig would be like.

The Luke

[davidpaul]

Okay Squad,

Here it is:

*Option 1
Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler posts a video (his identity must be verified by either Ron or a Mod in good standing) in which he identifies himself and matches just one of my best lifts from when I was 14 (Sarcasm's age). That's a 200 lb Bench or a 250 lb Squat or a 250 lb Deadlift... any ONE of these lifts for ONE clean rep. He can use a belt and bench shirt for the bench press. He can use a belt and a power suit for the squat. He can use a belt with lifting straps and/or hooks for the deadlift...

Luke's forfeit: I must send Squadfather $100 dollars (to be verified by impartial third party), I must leave GetBig forever (no gimmicks, IP banned and account deleted).... and just for good measure Mindspin will give Squadfather back his "Sarcasm" account with his post totals from the Squadfather and Heckler added to the original 12,000.

*Option 2
I, The Luke, must post a video in which I identify myself as the 5'5'' 220 lb 25-30% bf monster-hunting comicbookguy-from-the-simpsons-looking blobbybuilder that I am and perform the following lifts witnessed by other identified GetBig members:

Single clean rep in the barbell bench press with at least 300 lbs (no belt, no wrist supports)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell back squat with at least 400 lbs, to at least parallel (no belt, no lifting suit)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell floor deadlift with at least 500 lbs, no hitching, no jerking (wrist straps allowed as I have midget hands, no belt permitted)
 ....failure to satisfactorily complete any one of these lifts will constitute a total failure.

Squad forfeit: Sarcasm/Squadfather must leave Getbig forever (account deleted, no gimmicks and IP address banned) and all other Squad members must agree collectively to three months in time out and promise under pain of account deletion to:
-quit "owning" people;
-stop hijacking threads;
-stop using gimmick accounts;
-desist from baseless attacks;
...for a period of 6 months in order that the contributing members can get a taste of what a troll-free GetBig would be like.

The Luke

option 3 you jump off a cliff

[JimmyTheFish]

the only option is to post the letter.................. ......