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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1425 on: February 17, 2007, 06:38:45 AM »
Wait bitches... you can't turn this into one of your homoerotic fantasy threads just yet... it isn't on the V-boars just yet.

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1426 on: February 17, 2007, 07:17:01 AM »
Luke if we agree wit you that Sars is 14 will you go away?

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Re: A few clarifications about Sarcasm and the SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1427 on: February 17, 2007, 07:17:40 AM »
I am home sick, got a 2 hours of sleep, everytime I fall asleep I wake up gasping for air. Fucking Nyquil doesn't work

so it's either this or xbox360 (Oblivion)..you are right I am off to play my xbox
You're obviously not trying hard enough. Take enough of that stuff (1/2 bottle) and the body 'stone' is very nice.  ;)

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Re: A few clarifications about Sarcasm and the SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1428 on: February 17, 2007, 07:22:47 AM »
According to his Excellency, the great Mars,  a new reorganisation of the 'Squad' will greatly improve and strengthen its hold on the Bodybuilding industry.


And you are still sucking the squads collective dicks I see. Somethings never change. Like Jaejonna being a spineless toadie.
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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1429 on: February 17, 2007, 08:03:36 AM »
Say what you want, but, IMO, Squad merch could really catch on.

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1430 on: February 17, 2007, 08:17:20 AM »
AHAAHAHAH!!  Look at this giant POS thread........58 pages of whiny-cvnt garbage and Squad induced meltdowns.




Buttons pushed, mission accomplished.

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Re: A few clarifications about Sarcasm and the SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1431 on: February 17, 2007, 09:24:53 AM »
if you guys only knew of BSB's dominance back in the old days.

sadly, the man has grown up and is turned to things less gay (music), so ass striations don't interest him anymore.

i am 99 percent sure that woten is not iron stu.  more likely he's a bsb gimmick (me and iron stu have discussed this over many eons).

we used to have a little clique, myself, bsb, and iron stu  and we'd pwn people cross board (back when mayhem and getbig had a "fight").  we'd start a thread here, rip on mayhem, and then go to mayhem and say "oh my god, look at what these losers are saying".
thanks to the wonders of ron not giving a shit, we'd have 10-15 accounts each, talk shit on here, then transfer it to mayhem.

sadly, when i posted the jodi/jeff photo on Mayhem (and when i found out that the "tumbling dice" account was in fact the mods), they banned me.  their loss i say.

i don't really have a point here, other than kiwiol has released this "statement" just to get a rise out of you and see how many idiots will say "get a life dude".  congrats, he kicked your ass.

getbig's always been this kind of board, where people f**k around.  it's not a "serious" bodybuilding board like mayhem or ironage where you just worship bodybuilders and kiss their ass.  it's just a board for people who share one common thing (bodybuilding/weightlifting) to discuss things, bodybuilding related or not, and to waste time while having something in common to talk about.

how many other internet boards, when they read "ha ha, gayer than derek anthony's friday night" would know what the hell you're talking about?

so for all of you that take this seriously, just relax.  if you want serious bodybuilding talk, go somewhere else.

I'm forced to agree, BSB is a legend here but has turned to the dark side. He probably got bored destroying twunts and figured The Squad was (collectively) a more worthy adversary than any of these tiny titted, pillow-biting bottoms could ever hope to be in their wildest wet dreams.

I've asked BSB a few serious questions of-line and he's never once been anything less than helpful. A lot of people here forget this is on-line and mainly for entertainment purposes.

Why someone would drink PBR makes no sense but it does leave more Heineken for me. :)

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1432 on: February 17, 2007, 09:32:55 AM »
So, as we all know, you claimed that I could not possibly weigh more than 170 or incline dumbbell press 90lb dumbbells.  I posted a video proving you wrong and thus you lost your precious Sarcasm name, which I now own.  I own you.

What most don’t know is that you have been begging for me to give you your name back.  Here is your chance…

Let’s find a day sometime in the next few weeks where you and I can meet face to face in a gym.  We’ll bring a camcorder and train chest. 

I will do two things: get at least 8 reps with 90’s in incline dumbbell press and out rep you on bench press with whatever our bodyweights are that day. 

If I can’t do either of those things, I’ll pay for your flight and give you your name back.  But if I can, your true identity will be revealed to GetBig.  Since you're convinced I'm a big pussy, you really have nothing to lose.

By the way, I’ve not trained heavy in over six months and weigh a measly 190 right now.  So the odds are in your favor. 

Here is your chance…


Hey MindSpin, while you are at it, see if the COWARDLY. illegal drug-bloated, recreational BB FREAK, Squadfvcker, can power clean and military press 85 lbs. over his bodyweight, AND/OR Clean and Jerk 155 lbs. over his bodtweight, as I did as a "skinny", 185 lb., ALL-NATURAL, mere "still-growing-boy", teenager, long ago.  Of course, all fully documented in an OFFICIAL Olympic weightlifting contest...as I have done/verified/posted on Getbig!!

Let's see, if Squadfvcker actually weighs 235 illegal drug-bloated pounds, then all he will have to do is a "measly" 320 lb. power clean and military presss and/or a 390 lb.clean and jerk based on merely/strictly comparable poundage lifted over ones' bodyweight!! 

Why hell MindSpin, just have that druggie dimwit, Squadfvcker, do the ONLY the VERY BASIC bodybuilding exercise known as the  "power clean and military press" with 320 lbs. (of course, after checking to see that this poundage is at least 85 lbs. over his illegal drug-bloated bodyweight!).  Apparently, Squadfvcker's been complaining that the Clean and Jerk is "too complicated a lift" for his druggy, UNATHLETIC, mind/body to perform!!

Oh, and remind Squadfvcker (and everyone else) that this is giving him all of the ADDED UNFAIR ADVANTAGES of:

(1) the tremendous advantages of using steroids/GH/BB-drugs to gain a very artifical strength advantage over my all-natural strength;

(2) the advantage of adult maturity over my still "growing boy" all-natural teenage self;

(3) the total lack of using sophisticated, scientific, weightlifting/powerlifting formulas (such as the Sinclair Formula) which would FAIRLY adjust Squadfvcker's comparable press and C&J poundages EVEN HIGHER than mere bodyweight vs. poundage-lifted DIRECT comparisons.

Remember, these are strength-testing/weightlifting contest comparisons, not bodybuilding ("mirror-athlete") contest comparisons!!  So that's why EVERYONE WITH ANY SENSE uses modifiers/formulas, like the Sinclair Formula...since there are 7-8 different competitve weight classes/divisons to try and compare...but, I'm even throwing all of that out!!

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1433 on: February 17, 2007, 09:35:46 AM »
Hey MindSpin, while you are at it, see if the COWARDLY. illegal drug-bloated, recreational BB FREAK, Squadfvcker, can power clean and military press 85 lbs. over his bodyweight, AND/OR Clean and Jerk 155 lbs. over his bodtweight, as I did as a "skinny", 185 lb., ALL-NATURAL, mere "still-growing-boy", teenager, long ago.  Of course, all fully documented in an OFFICIAL Olympic weightlifting contest...as I have done/verified/posted on Getbig!!

Let's see, if Squadfvcker actually weighs 235 illegal drug-bloated pounds, then all he will have to do is a "measly" 320 lb. power clean and military presss and/or a 390 lb.clean and jerk based on merely/strictly comparable poundage lifted over ones' bodyweight!! 

Why hell MindSpin, just have that druggie dimwit, Squadfvcker, do the ONLY the VERY BASIC bodybuilding exercise known as the  "power clean and military press" with 320 lbs. (of course, after checking to see that this poundage is at least 85 lbs. over his illegal drug-bloated bodyweight!).  Apparently, Squadfvcker's been complaining that the Clean and Jerk is "too complicated a lift" for his druggy, UNATHLETIC, mind/body to perform!!

Oh, and remind Squadfvcker (and everyone else) that this is giving him all of the ADDED UNFAIR ADVANTAGES of:

(1) the tremendous advantages of using steroids/GH/BB-drugs to gain a very artifical strength advantage over my all-natural strength;

(2) the advantage of adult maturity over my still "growing boy" all-natural teenage self;

(3) the total lack of using sophisticated, scientific, weightlifting/powerlifting formula (such as the Sinclair Formula) which would adjust Squadfvcker's comparable press and C&J poundages even higher than mere bodyweight/poundage-lifted comparisons.

Remember, these are strength-testing/weightlifting contest comparisons, not bodybuilding ("mirror-athlete") contest comparisons!!  So that's why EVERYONE WITH ANY SENSE uses modifiers/formulas, like the Sinclair Formula...since there are 7-8 different competitve weight classes/divisons to try and compare...but, I'm even throwing all of that out!!

you're still here skinny? i though i bitch proofed this thread.

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1434 on: February 17, 2007, 09:40:00 AM »
you're still here skinny? i though i bitch proofed this thread.

hahahahaha. Watch out Sarcasm or he'll dig up another picture from the 1700's to get at you with.

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1435 on: February 17, 2007, 09:42:20 AM »
hahahahaha. Watch out Sarcasm or he'll dig up another picture from the 1700's to get at you with.
hahahahaha, he's so old he's got an autographed bible.

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1436 on: February 17, 2007, 09:42:46 AM »
hahahahaha. Watch out Sarcasm or he'll dig up another picture from the 1700's to get at you with.

I bet this guy has beat his wife every day since he 'called' SF out.................haha hahahaha!!!!!!

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1437 on: February 17, 2007, 09:43:08 AM »
hahahahaha, he's so old he's got an autographed bible.

hahahaha, with his superhuman strength, he probably parted the Red Sea and not Moses.

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1438 on: February 17, 2007, 09:43:19 AM »
you're still here skinny? i though i bitch proofed this thread.

HAHAHAHAHAHA....!!!

Illegal drug-bloated, mature, adult, BB freak, Squadfvcker, OUTLIFTED AND PAWNED/OWNED by a skinny 185 lb., all-natural, little teenage BOY!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA....I LOVE IT!!!!

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1439 on: February 17, 2007, 09:44:22 AM »
This guy is all about laying down the challenges.  I pm'd him to post a pic of him holding this weeks sports illustrated.  Basically he melted down like butter.  He claims that I am a gimmick of SF.

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1440 on: February 17, 2007, 09:45:03 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHA....!!!

Illegal, drug-bloated, mature, adult, BB freak, Squadfvcker, OUTLIFTED AND PAWNED/OWNED by a skinny 185 lb., all-natural, teenage BOY!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA....I LOVE IT!!!!
you weren't all natural, you were getting all kinds of testosterone in the form of ball gravy straight from your dad and six uncles taps.

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1441 on: February 17, 2007, 09:46:21 AM »
you weren't all natural, you were getting all kinds of testosterone in the form of ball gravy straight from your dad and six uncles taps.

He was on heavy cycles of ball gravy!!!
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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1442 on: February 17, 2007, 09:46:55 AM »
This guy is all about laying down the challenges.  I pm'd him to post a pic of him holding this weeks sports illustrated.  Basically he melted down like butter.  He claims that I am a gimmick of SF.


And, I told you FVCKFACE, do the DOCUMENTED challenged lifts and I'll happily post the requested pic(s)....Squadfvcker in disguise!!

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1443 on: February 17, 2007, 09:49:26 AM »
And, I told you FVCKFACE, do the DOCUMENTED challenged lifts and I'll happily post the requested pic(s)....Squadfvcker in disguise!!

Me...Me...Meltdown!!!
I did you want to take me up on the benchpress challenge? 
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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1444 on: February 17, 2007, 09:50:58 AM »
This guy is all about laying down the challenges.  I pm'd him to post a pic of him holding this weeks sports illustrated.  Basically he melted down like butter.  He claims that I am a gimmick of SF.


he's a girl.

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1445 on: February 17, 2007, 09:52:02 AM »
he's a pussy.
Word.  He's a real "Back in My Day" kind a guy.
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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1446 on: February 17, 2007, 09:58:00 AM »
he's a pussy.

Oh yeah!?  Then you should no trouble in merely matching my documented military press and C&J lifts adjusted ONLY for your drug-bloated bodyweight...forget the gross, unfair, steroid advantage, DRUG-FREAK!!??

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1447 on: February 17, 2007, 10:00:29 AM »
As someone who doesn't have a dog in this fight, I have a hard time believing that Richard is, by far, the youngest looking 67 year old in the history of the world.

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1448 on: February 17, 2007, 10:05:24 AM »
Oh yeah!?  Then you should no trouble in merely matching my documented military press and C&J lifts adjusted ONLY for your drug-bloated bodyweight...forget the gross, unfair, steroid advantage, DRUG-FREAK!!??
hahahaha! easy you old fart!

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Re: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.
« Reply #1449 on: February 17, 2007, 10:06:35 AM »

I did you want to take me up on the benchpress challenge? 

Do youse meens da "bench bump"...where youse wears one of dem multi-ply Inzer bench shirts, have a bunch of spotters to "assist" you in lifting the weight, bounce the weight off youse big belly, and actually move the loaded bar three-four whole inches!

Yo man, da "mighty" bench bump...a REAL "MANLY" test of OVERALL body strength!!???