Author Topic: Dont Judge me...I joined Planet Fitness (Read 3436 times)

Royalty · « **on:** February 13, 2007, 10:11:23 AM »

I needed a 24 hour gym that I could do Cardio at.

I already belonged to a hardcore gym that has the 200lb dumbells and 100lb Olympic plates. But the place has 1 treadmill and I want to be able to do some cardio.

natural al · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:12:28 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on February 13, 2007, 10:11:23 AM

I needed a 24 hour gym that I could dop Cardio at.

I already belonged to a hardcore gym that has the 200lb dumbells and 100lb Olympic plates. But the place has 1 treadmill and I want to be able to do some cardio.

oh, brother. I'm not a grunter but I don't think I'd last 5 minutes there.

BEAST 8692 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:15:27 AM »

so how often do you use the 200lb db's and 100lb olympic plates?

Royalty · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:17:49 AM »

Quote from: BEAST 8692 on February 13, 2007, 10:15:27 AM

so how often do you use the 200lb db's and 100lb olympic plates?

I use the one hundered pound plates for neck extensions.

I have rowed the 200lb dumbells for 4 reps before (usually go up to 170lb -180lb though)

Blockhead · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:19:20 AM »

Don't you know about their 'No Sweating' policy?

There are signs posted by all their cardio equipment with their list of policies.

1). NO sweating!
2). NO TRYING to lose bodyfat!
3). NO Focusing on your cardio...all members MUST read a novel from an accredited author or a publication outside of anything that has to do with health/fitness such as Betterhomes, In Fisherman and Cosmo.
4). NO water bottles! Only cans or bottles of SODA accepted.
5). No cardio session to ever exceed 15 minutes.

TheBlock' AALRGIBAY' Head!

Dingleberry · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:21:19 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on February 13, 2007, 10:11:23 AM

I needed a 24 hour gym that I could do Cardio at.

I already belonged to a hardcore gym that has the 200lb dumbells and 100lb Olympic plates. But the place has 1 treadmill and I want to be able to do some cardio.

Why not just get a stationary bike for your house? That's what I do. Very convenient, and lets you cardio whenever you want. A few months of gym fee's and you could own a bike.

Bluto · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:21:24 AM »

Only God can judge you son

ThaRealist · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:35:52 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on February 13, 2007, 10:19:20 AM

Don't you know about their 'No Sweating' policy?

There are signs posted by all their cardio equipment with their list of policies.

1). NO sweating!
2). NO TRYING to lose bodyfat!
3). NO Focusing on your cardio...all members MUST read a novel from an accredited author or a publication outside of anything that has to do with health/fitness such as Betterhomes, In Fisherman and Cosmo.
4). NO water bottles! Only cans or bottles of SODA accepted.
5). No cardio session to ever exceed 15 minutes.

TheBlock' AALRGIBAY' Head!

See as how I have run a Planet Fitness before I have to tell you guys another thing that I thought was totally stupid...Many of the locations got rid of their regular pre/post workout supplement drinks and their energy drinks...They replaced them with Coke-Cola, Rockstar energy, Gatorade, and many other like that....

Royalty · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:39:45 AM »

on a serious note...I was told by the manager that the first monday of every month is pizza night.

and they dont sell protein bars...I asked and was told they dont sell them....but they do have a cannister of tootsie rolls at the front counter. I was told I could have some of those.

Im serious.

Pollux · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:41:34 AM »

Don't judge you? So what the f u c k do you want from us? Our "approval"

You ain't getting it from me, muthafucka.

Royalty · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:44:01 AM »

Quote from: Pollux on February 13, 2007, 10:41:34 AM

Don't judge you? So what the f u c k do you want from us? Our "approval"
You ain't getting it from me, muthafucka.

LUNK!

"A lunk is someone who grunts, drops weights or is judges"

Playboy · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:46:01 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on February 13, 2007, 10:11:23 AM

I needed a 24 hour gym that I could do Cardio at.

I already belonged to a hardcore gym that has the 200lb dumbells and 100lb Olympic plates. But the place has 1 treadmill and I want to be able to do some cardio.

Planet Fitness??? I feel sorry for you. And something is definately wrong if your other gym only has one lousy treadmill.

PB

Royalty · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:47:43 AM »

Quote from: Playboy on February 13, 2007, 10:46:01 AM

Planet Fitness??? I feel sorry for you. And something is definately wrong if your other gym only has one lousy treadmill.

PB

he spent all his money on hardcore equipment....but the cardio section is sad.

Blockhead · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:48:38 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on February 13, 2007, 10:39:45 AM

on a serious note...I was told by the manager that the first monday of every month is pizza night.

and they dont sell protein bars...I asked and was told they dont sell them....but they do have a cannister of tootsie rolls at the front counter. I was told I could have some of those.

Im serious.

Thou Shall Not Lie, Royalty...

I read last months MD MAGAZINE as well...

Triple-H_2005 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:48:49 AM »

It's what, $10 a month? No contracts, right?

That would be fine with me if I were training for a contest and my gym had no cardio.

Just make sure you're not doing high intensity intervals, you might grunt!

Royalty · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:50:49 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on February 13, 2007, 10:48:38 AM

Thou Shall Not Lie, Royalty...

I read last months MD MAGAZINE as well...

Im serious...I didnt read the MD mag.

but what I typed was 100% true

Royalty · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:51:59 AM »

Quote from: Triple-H_2005 on February 13, 2007, 10:48:49 AM

It's what, $10 a month? No contracts, right?

That would be fine with me if I were training for a contest and my gym had no cardio.

Just make sure you're not doing high intensity intervals, you might grunt!

yes $10 a month and no contract. I can leave at anytime.

SAMSON123 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:54:06 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on February 13, 2007, 10:11:23 AM

I needed a 24 hour gym that I could do Cardio at.

I already belonged to a hardcore gym that has the 200lb dumbells and 100lb Olympic plates. But the place has 1 treadmill and I want to be able to do some cardio.

JUMP ROPE, BICYCLE, JOG IN PLACE, JOG AROUND NEIGHBORHOOD, JUMPING JACKS, SPRINTS, ROLLER SKATE...ANY OF A NUMBER OF THESE ACTIVITIES COULD HAVE SAVED YOU A YEARS MEMBERSHIP AT ANOTHER CLUB.

Triple-H_2005 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:55:55 AM »

Quote from: SAMSON123 on February 13, 2007, 10:54:06 AM

JUMP ROPE, BICYCLE, JOG IN PLACE, JOG AROUND NEIGHBORHOOD, JUMPING JACKS, SPRINTS, ROLLER SKATE...ANY OF A NUMBER OF THESE ACTIVITIES COULD HAVE SAVED YOU A YEARS MEMBERSHIP AT ANOTHER CLUB.

It's $10 monthly, no contract.

Royalty · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:58:23 AM »

Quote from: SAMSON123 on February 13, 2007, 10:54:06 AM

JUMP ROPE, BICYCLE, JOG IN PLACE, JOG AROUND NEIGHBORHOOD, JUMPING JACKS, SPRINTS, ROLLER SKATE...ANY OF A NUMBER OF THESE ACTIVITIES COULD HAVE SAVED YOU A YEARS MEMBERSHIP AT ANOTHER CLUB.

dude its 10 bucks a month and I can leave whenever...no questions asked.

PS- I aint doing jumping jacks for an hour...nor do I want to breath carbon monoxide for and hour as I walk on the streets.

sprints however is something that I will do....I will have to wait until it gets decent out and do it a a campgrounds nearby. (there is 3 feet of snow outside right now)

Blockhead · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2007, 11:02:12 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on February 13, 2007, 10:50:49 AM

Im serious...I didnt read the MD mag.

but what I typed was 100% true

Read last months MD...the EXACT story was told by Romano.

2 weeks ago...I go to this gym called 'XSport Fitness' and it was 'Member Appreciation Day' and there was a huge table set up with Donuts, Soda and Chips etc...

Hahahahahah!

Playboy · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2007, 11:04:37 AM »

Quote from: Triple-H_2005 on February 13, 2007, 10:55:55 AM

It's $10 monthly, no contract.

Provided you don't grunt, breath, sweat, or make noise. Is that 10 bucks worth it? Your better off spending it on a table dance at a strip club.

PB

Royalty · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2007, 11:06:12 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on February 13, 2007, 11:02:12 AM

Read last months MD...the EXACT story was told by Romano.

2 weeks ago...I go to this gym called 'XSport Fitness' and it was 'Member Appreciation Day' and there was a huge table set up with Donuts, Soda and Chips etc...

Hahahahahah!

wow...who was on the cover of that MD...I will try to find it!

Royalty · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2007, 11:09:39 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on February 13, 2007, 11:02:12 AM

Read last months MD...the EXACT story was told by Romano.

I wonder how many times a day the PF personal have to explain that there are no protein bars for sale? They have to get asked at least 20-30 times a day. There are sooooo many people that go there and more are signing up...it has to be annoying to keep trying to push the tootsie rolls.

Blockhead · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2007, 11:10:35 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on February 13, 2007, 11:06:12 AM

wow...who was on the cover of that MD...I will try to find it!

Branch Leg pressing...