FAT PEOPLE ARE NOT FAT: ITS JUST A DISGUISE: INSIDE OF THEM ALIENS DWELL AND GROW AND CONJURE UP BIZARRE PLANS
Ever since Daddywaddy posted about Salt leads to immortality, which TA gave his scientific proof of, the board swells with aliens interfering to get the knowledge from reaching the right hands....
Fat people are disgusting, no matter aliens are inside or not.