A buddy of mine told me no matter what type of dog you face, there's always a way to fight back without any weapons whatsoever against a raging pitbull coming at you 100mph? Well since weightlifters seem to be macho and all about the "toughguy image" at most times, how do you fight back against one of these pits dude?
punch it square in the face.
Dude to clock a fierce pitbull like that in the face you only get one shot "for that lucky" shot, and i'd doubt it if you want to bring your fist anywhere close to their mouth
When it lunges at you, block it with your weak forearm. After it sinks its teeth in and you scream for what feels like an appropriate length of time, reach forward and bend its rear leg backwards until it breaks.
Or you can try the "Bluto" defense, and grab a hold of its balls and start sucking on them.....
hahahahahaa, sounds like something "big Nav" would like to do as well, only he wouldn't let the dog "finish" in his mouth, he'd want to get fuccked first.
Well superstarbillygram, ribonucleic and The Squadfather you dudes really know your stuff? How about grab the pitbull by the throat? Or maybe even tell it to sit down when it's about to bite you dude
you punch the owner in the face for breeding aggressive dogs. These dogs are man made.Breeders are mating the most aggressive dogs they can find to make monsters. And thats what you see on the news when some dog mauls a little kid. Some owners actually give their dogs steroids to make them bigger.
why not, you sound like a little bitch, scared of an 85 pound dog, hahahahahahaha, weak as a popcorn fart, gayer than crying.
Sure dude that 85lbs dog would turn that into a 200lbs jawbreaker but of course mr.squadfather is jesus in dog fighting
You guys are all wrong! What Bluto would do, if he saw a pitbull run towards 'him' is drop his pants, turn around, bend over and say, "Let's get this over with", just like Tim Robbins does in The Shawshank Redemption.