hahahaha! when rico was a little boy he walked into the kitchen where his greasy mother was cooking and rubbed his hands in flour, and wiped it all over his face .rico says "Look greasy mother I'm a white boy." his greasy mother slaps him, and tells him to go to his father. rico goes to his father and says "Look father I'm a white boy." The father slaps him and tells him to go to his Grandmother. Then rico goes to his grandmother and says "Look grandma Mari I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him......... He goes back into the kitchen with his mother, and she asked rico ''Did you learn a valuable lesson?’' rico replies "Yes I've only been white for five minutes, and i already hate all you damn spics!