One late evening after a vicious quad session at Gold's I walked to the locker room to clean up when I happened upon two immense black savages pummeling the anus of a skinny, pathetic, screaming white kid. It was immediately thereafter I recognized the helpless victim was Bluto who unfortunately made eye contact with me and moaned, "hey stud, two Alabama black snakes really fuel my engine, but another big fat white dong will put me over the top." I then kicked all his teeth down his throat, called them all f'aggots and hauled ass outta the gym.....true story.