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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #75 on: March 05, 2007, 04:12:32 PM »
 I still wanna play...

 Watch this...

 (clearing throat)

 Oh yea? Well, Arnold Himself paid for me and paid me to go and brought me room service himself. Then he made Lormier shine my shoes then he made the mayor of Columbus escort me around the city as I seen fit.

 Booya!
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #76 on: March 05, 2007, 04:13:33 PM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on March 05, 2007, 03:48:59 PM
BH:

Pro Bodybuilding Weekly paid my way, but thanks for playing! Oh yeah, hate I missed you at the VIP Dinner where Arnold and everyone was, that was paid for too. Ask Ron, TRUE STORY. Oh yeah, I was put up at the Hyatt on Capitol Square, same hotel Arnold stayed at, along with Jay Cutler. Not the Doubletree like the rest of the event personnel.

DP,

Now that you have left your fantasyland and gone back to your regular job as a mechanic, shoe shinesman, and part time weed smoker, do you make enough to keep paying the phonesex bills with BH?

what do u do?

check if nasser el sonbatys soiled trunks smell badly enough for a living? ;D

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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #77 on: March 05, 2007, 04:18:50 PM »

 Okay, this thread is closed!
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #78 on: March 05, 2007, 04:20:33 PM »
No DP, you are better at those things than myself, so I leave them for you.  :D

What do I do? Well, they sent me there, so hmmmm.....             I w_rk for them... (see if you can fill in the missing letter, hint: you might think it is, but it's not an E)
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #79 on: March 05, 2007, 04:32:39 PM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on March 05, 2007, 04:20:33 PM
No DP, you are better at those things than myself, so I leave them for you.  :D

What do I do? Well, they sent me there, so hmmmm.....             I w_rk for them... (see if you can fill in the missing letter, hint: you might think it is, but it's not an E)

get your teeth fixed chipmunk.
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #80 on: March 05, 2007, 04:44:09 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on March 05, 2007, 04:32:39 PM
get your teeth fixed chipmunk.

Haha! You thought you had me! I can't believe you and Buckethead actually played the "What do you do" and "at least we didn't pay" cards! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now, I would normally go into detail about how the way I was halfway smiling made my teeth appear to be messed up, but you probably would have a difficult time comprehending that. So compare it with:




But hey, I guess I can understand, you probably don't get enough love at the mechanic shop so you come here, knowhaIsayin?
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #81 on: March 05, 2007, 04:47:09 PM »
Keith is a certified schmoe!!!!!!
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #82 on: March 05, 2007, 04:49:19 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 05, 2007, 04:47:09 PM
Keith is a certified schmoe!!!!!!

Desperation from BF, did you stay in the same hotel room at SE, buckethead and davidpaul?
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #83 on: March 05, 2007, 04:49:47 PM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on March 05, 2007, 04:44:09 PM
Haha! You thought you had me! I can't believe you and Buckethead actually played the "What do you do" and "at least we didn't pay" cards! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now, I would normally go into detail about how the way I was halfway smiling made my teeth appear to be messed up, but you probably would have a difficult time comprehending that. So compare it with:




But hey, I guess I can understand, you probably don't get enough love at the mechanic shop so you come here, knowhaIsayin?

Your a monster can I get your workout program????? do you store protein powder in your cheeks for later?
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #84 on: March 05, 2007, 04:51:21 PM »
Quote from: benjamin pearson on March 05, 2007, 04:49:47 PM
Your a monster can I get your workout program????? do you store protein powder in your cheeks for later?

Those cheeks have gotten me far in life.
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davidpaul

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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #85 on: March 05, 2007, 04:51:46 PM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on March 05, 2007, 04:44:09 PM
Haha! You thought you had me! I can't believe you and Buckethead actually played the "What do you do" and "at least we didn't pay" cards! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now, I would normally go into detail about how the way I was halfway smiling made my teeth appear to be messed up, but you probably would have a difficult time comprehending that. So compare it with:




But hey, I guess I can understand, you probably don't get enough love at the mechanic shop so you come here, knowhaIsayin?

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you fucking schmoe hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa ;D
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #86 on: March 05, 2007, 04:52:43 PM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on March 05, 2007, 04:51:21 PM
Those cheeks have gotten me far in life.

yeah i bet you have swallowed many a testicle in those badboys.
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benjamin pearson

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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #87 on: March 05, 2007, 04:53:54 PM »
seriously do you work out or just admire muscle?
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #88 on: March 05, 2007, 04:55:15 PM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on March 05, 2007, 04:49:19 PM
Desperation from BF, did you stay in the same hotel room at SE, buckethead and davidpaul?

No desperation. But it looks like you've never touched a weight in your life, schmoe. That's a cute size small LaCoste polo by the way.  ::)
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #89 on: March 05, 2007, 04:57:37 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on March 05, 2007, 04:52:43 PM
yeah i bet you have swallowed many a testicle in those badboys.

probably not as much as you and bh, se, and bp shared in your hotel room saturday night

Quote from: benjamin pearson on March 05, 2007, 04:53:54 PM
seriously do you work out or just admire muscle?

that's a gay question, of course that doesn't surprise me.
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #90 on: March 05, 2007, 04:59:04 PM »
Thanks for the candid response schmoe..... apparently you dont workout
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #91 on: March 05, 2007, 05:01:42 PM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on March 05, 2007, 04:57:37 PM
probably not as much as you and bh, se, and bp shared in your hotel room saturday night

that's a gay question, of course that doesn't surprise me.

up the test schmoe
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #92 on: March 05, 2007, 05:02:44 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on March 05, 2007, 05:01:42 PM
up the test schmoe

Keith's on gear? Another schmoe who doesn't want to pay his dues.  ::)
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #93 on: March 05, 2007, 05:03:08 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on March 05, 2007, 05:01:42 PM
up the test schmoe

did you inject synthol in your gut?

im not a schmoe, being a bodybuilding comedian is schmoeism near its peak
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #94 on: March 05, 2007, 05:09:11 PM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on March 05, 2007, 05:03:08 PM
did you inject synthol in your gut?


hahahahaha do you even know what S-Y-N-T-H-O-L is?

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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #95 on: March 05, 2007, 05:09:17 PM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on March 05, 2007, 10:41:44 AM
There's always auditions for Powder Returns!


Powder fights back...Part 2
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Blockhead

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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #96 on: March 05, 2007, 05:10:17 PM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on March 05, 2007, 05:09:17 PM

Powder fights back...Part 2
I already auditioned but like I said...'sandycoosworth' beat me for the role.  ;)
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #97 on: March 05, 2007, 05:11:37 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 05, 2007, 05:10:17 PM
I already auditioned but like I said...'sandycoosworth' beat me for the role.  ;)

Maybe you shouldn't have stopped at your eyebrows with your haircut...? ???
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #98 on: March 05, 2007, 05:12:09 PM »


Keith looks very similar to Simon, they're both 110 pound schmoes who couldn't lift an olympic bar over their heads.
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Re: BLOCKHEAD...YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER COMPETING AT THE ILLINOIS STATES
« Reply #99 on: March 05, 2007, 05:14:21 PM »
Block is cool, throwing up the "C" at the arnold
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