Author Topic: Cruel owning of skinny guy wearing Gold's Gym tank top! (Read 39166 times)

Luv2Hurt · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:11:29 PM »

Quote from: EL Mariachi on March 11, 2007, 04:41:55 PM

squatfather how dare you, your arms are barely 13 inches in this pic

Thats squadfather?

Oh lord!

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:30:25 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 11, 2007, 04:02:58 PM

it's around 70 degress today here in St. Louis so i'm at the grocery store getting stuff for my cheesesteak sandwiches and i spot a 5'7" 150 pound mountain of thick muscle wearing a Gold's Gym string tank top in front of me with his girlfriend so i say, "damn man, you're huge!!!!!!! do you work out at Gold's?" he says "yeah i do" so i pull up the sleeve on my short sleeve white Nike t shirt and flex my 18 inch arm and say, "yeah i just started working out at Gold's as well, i'm trying to get as HUGE as you!!!!!" hahahahaha, he looked down and his girlfriend grinned at me.

She grinned thinking Damn If he thinks that arm is 18 inches I feel sorry about the size of his dick...

Weightpit · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2007, 05:30:36 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 11, 2007, 04:02:58 PM

it's around 70 degress today here in St. Louis so i'm at the grocery store getting stuff for my cheesesteak sandwiches and i spot a 5'7" 150 pound mountain of thick muscle wearing a Gold's Gym string tank top in front of me with his girlfriend so i say, "damn man, you're huge!!!!!!! do you work out at Gold's?" he says "yeah i do" so i pull up the sleeve on my short sleeve white Nike t shirt and flex my 18 inch arm and say, "yeah i just started working out at Gold's as well, i'm trying to get as HUGE as you!!!!!" hahahahaha, he looked down and his girlfriend grinned at me.

Dude....don't know how old you are, but you have some serious insecurity issues. Personally, I think you're "ownage" story is a crock of shit. Hopefully when you finally grow up and become a real man, you'll understand that the size of your arm doesn't make "the man"...and you'll realize what kind of problems you have. How many muscle shirts do you own?? Do you buy shirts 3 sizes too small just so you can look "bigger" in them?? Do you really think 18" arms are really that huge???

BTW, if your story is true, remember the old saying - what goes around comes around.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 12, 2007, 05:33:09 AM »

Quote from: Weightpit on March 12, 2007, 05:30:36 AM

Dude....don't know how old you are, but you have some serious insecurity issues. Personally, I think you're "ownage" story is a crock of shit. Hopefully when you finally grow up and become a real man, you'll understand that the size of your arm doesn't make "the man"...and you'll realize what kind of problems you have. How many muscle shirts do you own?? Do you buy shirts 3 sizes too small just so you can look "bigger" in them?? Do you really think 18" arms are really that huge???

BTW, if your story is true, remember the old saying - what goes around comes around.

Meltdown!

Weightpit · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2007, 05:35:52 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on March 12, 2007, 05:33:09 AM

Meltdown!

uhhh...not so, Eistein....just trying to point out to the lad that he's a bit dillusional.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 12, 2007, 05:47:05 AM »

lad? lad?

You just called the Squadfather a lad?

BTW it's "Einstein" not "Eistein", and it's "delusional" not "dillusional"... Einstein!

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #31 on:** March 12, 2007, 06:08:41 AM »

Squad?

1. was he white? not that it matters, just asking..trying to establish a pattern
2. why does he have a girl and a middle aged, hair falling out beast like you is shopping alone?
3. Have you seen your abs since highschool?
4. why didn't you ask him to pull his pants so that you can meaure your bis against his thighs like normal?
5. do you think that a guy at 240lbs and 25%BF having 18" is impressive?

Weightpit · « **Reply #32 on:** March 12, 2007, 06:11:52 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on March 12, 2007, 05:47:05 AM

lad? lad?

You just called the Squadfather a lad?

BTW it's "Einstein" not "Eistein", and it's "delusional" not "dillusional"... Einstein!

Ever hear of TYPOS, Einstein??

Playboy · « **Reply #33 on:** March 12, 2007, 06:12:51 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 11, 2007, 04:02:58 PM

it's around 70 degress today here in St. Louis so i'm at the grocery store getting stuff for my cheesesteak sandwiches and i spot a 5'7" 150 pound mountain of thick muscle wearing a Gold's Gym string tank top in front of me with his girlfriend so i say, "damn man, you're huge!!!!!!! do you work out at Gold's?" he says "yeah i do" so i pull up the sleeve on my short sleeve white Nike t shirt and flex my 18 inch arm and say, "yeah i just started working out at Gold's as well, i'm trying to get as HUGE as you!!!!!" hahahahaha, he looked down and his girlfriend grinned at me.

Skinny guys in tank tops that think they're huge are a dime a dozen all over north america.

PB

BigCypriate · « **Reply #34 on:** March 12, 2007, 06:15:37 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 11, 2007, 04:02:58 PM

it's around 70 degress today here in St. Louis so i'm at the grocery store getting stuff for my cheesesteak sandwiches and i spot a 5'7" 150 pound mountain of thick muscle wearing a Gold's Gym string tank top in front of me with his girlfriend so i say, "damn man, you're huge!!!!!!! do you work out at Gold's?" he says "yeah i do" so i pull up the sleeve on my short sleeve white Nike t shirt and flex my 18 inch arm and say, "yeah i just started working out at Gold's as well, i'm trying to get as HUGE as you!!!!!" hahahahaha, he looked down and his girlfriend grinned at me.

Hahahahahaha yes Sarcasm!!!!! You gotta keep these little ninjas in check

I bet he carried the milk with one finger to make up for it though hahahaha

The Squadfather · « **Reply #35 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:06:02 AM »

Quote from: Weightpit on March 12, 2007, 05:30:36 AM

Dude....don't know how old you are, but you have some serious insecurity issues. Personally, I think you're "ownage" story is a crock of shit. Hopefully when you finally grow up and become a real man, you'll understand that the size of your arm doesn't make "the man"...and you'll realize what kind of problems you have. How many muscle shirts do you own?? Do you buy shirts 3 sizes too small just so you can look "bigger" in them?? Do you really think 18" arms are really that huge???

BTW, if your story is true, remember the old saying - what goes around comes around.

hahahaha, calm down tiger, have a nice sandwich and a glass of chocolate milk, it'll be allright.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #36 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:15:06 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 12, 2007, 07:14:17 AM

Hahahahaha OK 'Weightpit' oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who breaks into a sperm bank, gets the names and numbers of 'donors' and call them the next day, saying there was a fire in the bank and they'll need to 'make a deposit' again. And you also tell them that someone will be sent over to collect the 'sample'. Sure enough, come the time of the appointment, you show up in your assless chaps and nipple tassels saying, "Hey there stud, I've been sent by the bank to 'collect' your sample. Now seeing how you're a VIP, just sit back, relax and let my mouth do the 'talking'" and slowly drop to your knees. Hahahahahahaha gayer than voting for your favorite American Idol.

hahahahahahahahaah, absolute genius.

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #37 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:15:50 AM »

Quote from: Board_SHERIF on March 11, 2007, 04:51:36 PM

The scene - 35 year old bloke approx 6' - 180 lbs wearing a white T-shirt with a popular gym name on it walking around Costco with a case of ILS. I looked in his cart and see 10 cartons of eggs whites and laughed to myself $:-\$ funny shit....Reminded me of Billy Guns because of the lack of muscle but Big delusional attitude.

HAA HAA - my thread got morphed as a post in this thread.....makes no sense....

Naked4Jesus · « **Reply #38 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:17:13 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 11, 2007, 04:18:09 PM

hahahahaha, can you imagine how much i damaged this guy's psyche by producing an arm literally 5 inches larger than his and then telling him that i just started training? hahahaha, he's probably going to absolutely tear up the gym flat pressing the 55's at his next workout.

That's a good point, you may have in fact inspired the next Mr. Olympia! He's in your debt....

kiwiol · « **Reply #39 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:17:32 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 12, 2007, 07:15:06 AM

hahahahahahahahaah, absolute genius.

Are you saying that you too get a strong feeling that Cockpit is the kind of 'guy' who unpeels a banana and sits on it, Sarcasm? Hahahahahaha gayer than Buttsuck's front double biceps.

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #40 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:19:54 AM »

Quote from: Weightpit on March 12, 2007, 05:30:36 AM

Dude....don't know how old you are, but you have some serious insecurity issues. Personally, I think you're "ownage" story is a crock of shit. Hopefully when you finally grow up and become a real man, you'll understand that the size of your arm doesn't make "the man"...and you'll realize what kind of problems you have. How many muscle shirts do you own?? Do you buy shirts 3 sizes too small just so you can look "bigger" in them?? Do you really think 18" arms are really that huge???

BTW, if your story is true, remember the old saying - what goes around comes around.

are you sure you weren't the guy that got owned at the gym?

Devon97 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:20:47 AM »

Was he black or white?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #42 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:22:06 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 12, 2007, 07:17:32 AM

Are you saying that you too get a strong feeling that Cockpit is the kind of 'guy' who unpeels a banana and sits on it, Sarcasm? Hahahahahaha gayer than Buttsuck's front double biceps.

hahahahaha, i'm suggesting that he's the type of little queer who soaps up his thumb and sticks it up his ass in the shower and then tells himself things to feel better like, "i'm not really gay i'm just trying to get my ass really, really, really, really, really, really clean" hahahahaha, gayer than Nebraska.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #43 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:23:23 AM »

Quote from: Devon97 on March 12, 2007, 07:20:47 AM

Was he black or white?

white but i'd have said it to him if he was black as well, i have no fear.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #44 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:34:18 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 12, 2007, 07:22:06 AM

hahahahaha, i'm suggesting that he's the type of little queer who soaps up his thumb and sticks it up his ass in the shower and then tells himself things to feel better like, "i'm not really gay i'm just trying to get my ass really, really, really, really, really, really clean" hahahahaha, gayer than Nebraska.

Hahahaha, I bet he got a visit from the FBI when they did a random check on all his credit card statements and phone calls and the most occuring words were "Big" "Black" "Bang" "Strap" "Gang" "Terror" "Blaster" "intrusion" "Huge" "Asian" hahahahaha, gayer than john travolta

XFACTOR · « **Reply #45 on:** March 12, 2007, 09:57:13 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 11, 2007, 04:39:56 PM

yeah everybody takes video cameras to the grocery store.

Use your cell. Again not to rip on you but the stories just become very redondant after a while. A video would change that.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #46 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:49:02 PM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on March 12, 2007, 09:57:13 AM

Use your cell. Again not to rip on you but the stories just become very redondant after a while. A video would change that.

hahahbahahaha, your mind is so obsessed with this thread that you remembered it from the day before, hahahahha, you probably thought about it all night.

Blockhead · « **Reply #47 on:** March 12, 2007, 01:18:08 PM »

Lord Squadfather(praise be upon his name) disciplining and keeping the tiny tits in check is of GREAT VALUE to all of us if you know how to harness the power of his great work.

For example...

Last weekend. Arnold Expo. Especially on Saturday it was shoulder to shoulder. Jammed packed. You couldn't move. To walk 50' was at least a 10 minute task. I observed my surroundings and noticed the armies of tiny tits creeping and crawling everywhere. SpecialEd and I were in a crisis as we had to be at the VPX booth in 5 minutes as we were on the other side of the expo.

He almost panicked and didn't know how we were gonna get to the other side in 5 minutes. I remained calm and told him to stand back and to let me handle it...

I cupped my hands around my mouth in a 'mega-phone' fashion and loudly proclaimed..."Hey LOOK...it's TheSQUADFATHER from getbig...SARCASM is here! I see HIM! "

Within seconds legions of tiny tits were making for the Emergency exits and scattering like roaches. They were jumping over eachother and hiding under tables and jumping in booths to get away. Some of them fainted and some of them surrendered by lying down in a prone position with their hands behind their heads.

Nevertheless...within seconds the aisles CLEARED and we successfully navigated the expo with swift execution to one side to the other within a minute. We made it to the meeting on time.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 12, 2007, 01:20:30 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 12, 2007, 01:18:08 PM

Lord Squadfather(praise be upon his name) disciplining and keeping the tiny tits in check is of GREAT VALUE to all of us if you know how to harness the power of his great work.

For example...

Last weekend. Arnold Expo. Especially on Saturday it was shoulder to shoulder. Jammed packed. You couldn't move. To walk 50' was at least a 10 minute task. I observed my surroundings and noticed the armies of tiny tits creeping and crawling everywhere. SpecialEd and I were in a crisis as we had to be at the VPX booth in 5 minutes as we were on the other side of the expo.

He almost panicked and didn't know how we were gonna get to the other side in 5 minutes. I remained calm and told him to stand back and to let me handle it...

I cupped my hands around my mouth in a 'mega-phone' fashion and loudly proclaimed..."Hey LOOK...it's TheSQUADFATHER from getbig...SARCASM is here! I see HIM! "

Within seconds legions of tiny tits were making for the Emergency exits and scattering like roaches. They were jumping over eachother and hiding under tables and jumping in booths to get away. Some of them fainted and some of them surrendered by lying down in a prone position with their hands behind their heads.

Nevertheless...within seconds the aisles CLEARED and we successfully navigated the expo with swift execution to one side to the other within a minute. We made it to the meeting on time.

It's true... some of them even tried to hide under my wheelchair...

XFACTOR · « **Reply #49 on:** March 12, 2007, 01:34:38 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 12, 2007, 12:49:02 PM

hahahbahahaha, your mind is so obsessed with this thread that you remembered it from the day before, hahahahha, you probably thought about it all night.

Huh??? No, just figured you need some help with the same mundane stories. I'm not obsessed with anything to do with this site. Look at your posts and look at mine. Getbig owns your soul and the numbers back it up.

Try the camera though, you're lack of ingenuity would appreciate it. Would be cool.