Author Topic: Cruel owning of skinny guy wearing Gold's Gym tank top! (Read 36252 times)

SF1900 · « **Reply #150 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:03:01 AM »

Sarcasm at its finest

....I usually just chuckle to myself at people like that. Props for actually saying something.

The Next BIG Thing! · « **Reply #151 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:24:41 AM »

Squidfarter, I dunno what's more cringeworthy, your exaggerated/completely fabricated story, or the round-the-block line of lapdogs ready to pat you on the back and poke their tongues up your fat saggy ass.

Maybe you can take that story and sketch it up as a comic strip. It's every bit as corny and contrived as the Charles Atlas sand-in-the-face bully ads from the Forties/Fifties. Maybe the CEO will lay on a free Dynamic Tension course for your trouble.

The girlfriend smiling at you was the icing on the cake. Did you think up that part whilst masturbating at the candy counter?

If your story is in any way true, I hope your guy with the 13" arms has some friends with larger arms to lube up and fist you with.

You sad sack of shit.

TNBT

Top Dog · « **Reply #152 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:58:52 AM »

I don't believe it happened. He just needed to start a new thread and he is a real pro at getting responses be it from his lackeys(who I think he secretly laughs at for falling for this stuff time after time) or his detractors who keep the thread going. It's so played out.

The Next BIG Thing! · « **Reply #153 on:** January 14, 2008, 11:40:09 AM »

Yeah, gotta say I thought he was smarter than that.

Love the folks who reckon skinny guys oughta be ridiculed! Since when was being reedy a crime?

LOL!

Agreed, I think he laughs his balls off at his responses. I hope so.

TNBT

mass 04 · « **Reply #154 on:** January 14, 2008, 11:51:38 AM »

why are people responding to a year old thread?

Mars · « **Reply #155 on:** January 14, 2008, 11:55:12 AM »

Haha Dave keeps these little tits in check, hes feared everywhere.

mass 04 · « **Reply #156 on:** January 14, 2008, 11:58:01 AM »

he's so far inside these "guys" heads they're bumping year old topics.

The Next BIG Thing! · « **Reply #157 on:** January 14, 2008, 11:59:09 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on January 14, 2008, 11:51:38 AM

why are people responding to a year old thread?

Like you just did, y'mean?

TNBT

The Squadfather · « **Reply #158 on:** January 14, 2008, 12:51:12 PM »

Quote from: The Next BIG Thing! on January 14, 2008, 10:24:41 AM

Squidfarter, I dunno what's more cringeworthy, your exaggerated/completely fabricated story, or the round-the-block line of lapdogs ready to pat you on the back and poke their tongues up your fat saggy ass.

Maybe you can take that story and sketch it up as a comic strip. It's every bit as corny and contrived as the Charles Atlas sand-in-the-face bully ads from the Forties/Fifties. Maybe the CEO will lay on a free Dynamic Tension course for your trouble.

The girlfriend smiling at you was the icing on the cake. Did you think up that part whilst masturbating at the candy counter?

If your story is in any way true, I hope your guy with the 13" arms has some friends with larger arms to lube up and fist you with.

You sad sack of shit.

TNBT

hahahahaa, epic threats of violence meltdown.

slayer · « **Reply #159 on:** January 14, 2008, 01:12:41 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 11, 2007, 04:02:58 PM

it's around 70 degress today here in St. Louis so i'm at the grocery store getting stuff for my cheesesteak sandwiches and i spot a 5'7" 150 pound mountain of thick muscle wearing a Gold's Gym string tank top in front of me with his girlfriend so i say, "damn man, you're huge!!!!!!! do you work out at Gold's?" he says "yeah i do" so i pull up the sleeve on my short sleeve white Nike t shirt and flex my 18 inch arm and say, "yeah i just started working out at Gold's as well, i'm trying to get as HUGE as you!!!!!" hahahahaha, he looked down and his girlfriend grinned at me.

did you show him your 10 inch calves?

The Next BIG Thing! · « **Reply #160 on:** January 15, 2008, 07:46:25 AM »

Not threats of violence, Squirtfather, more hopes that righteous violence will come your way.

LOL @ Slayer's timely unanswerable pic-post!

TNBT

The Squadfather · « **Reply #161 on:** January 15, 2008, 07:47:27 AM »

Quote from: The Next BIG Thing! on January 15, 2008, 07:46:25 AM

Not threats of violence, Squirtfather, more hopes that righteous violence will come your way.

LOL @ Slayer's timely unanswerable pic-post!

TNBT

why don't you come to St. Louis and do it yourself "big guy"?

kiwiol · « **Reply #162 on:** January 15, 2008, 07:48:32 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 14, 2008, 12:51:12 PM

hahahahaa, epic threats of violence meltdown.

Are you saying the next big thing in TNBT's life is about 11 inches long, hard and attached to a Jamaican musclebear, Squadfather?

jaejonna · « **Reply #163 on:** January 15, 2008, 07:49:24 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 14, 2008, 12:51:12 PM

hahahahaa, epic threats of violence meltdown.

hahahahahaha ......you must of pushed a button...

The Squadfather · « **Reply #164 on:** January 15, 2008, 07:52:01 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 15, 2008, 07:48:32 AM

Are you saying the next big thing in TNBT's life is about 11 inches long, hard and attached to a Jamaican musclebear, Squadfather?

no, 11 inches is way too small to satisfy a penii obsessed bottom twink like "the next big thing".

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #165 on:** January 15, 2008, 07:54:05 AM »

IM COMING FOR YOU SSQUADFATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kiwiol · « **Reply #166 on:** January 15, 2008, 07:56:03 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 15, 2008, 07:52:01 AM

no, 11 inches is way too small to satisfy a penii obsessed bottom twink like "the next big thing".

Hahahaha the next big thong strikes me as the kind of guy who coughs up semen after a session of 'squats'. Hahaha gayer than charity

The Next BIG Thing! · « **Reply #167 on:** January 15, 2008, 08:18:34 AM »

Ok, first of all it's must have, not must of pushed a button (or more properly 'hit a nerve') you retarded kindergarten dropout

If I were to show up in Missouri, we surely would have a fight, Wadfather. I mean, you couldn't run far with your 35% bodyfat. How big would your ams be if you dieted long enough to lose a contest? 14" maybe?

Can't you come up with anything better or more original than gay innuendo?

By the way, as much of a dweeb Knobfather is, Kiwiol and the other hangers-on are infinitely more pathetic in their obsequiousness.

Can't you even find someone decent whose asspipe to lick?

Sheesh!?

TNBT

kiwiol · « **Reply #168 on:** January 15, 2008, 08:20:45 AM »

Quote from: The Next BIG Thing! on January 15, 2008, 08:18:34 AM

Can't you even find someone decent whose asspipe to lick?

I was going to pick your mom, but the skank is just too nasty $:-\$

The Next BIG Thing! · « **Reply #169 on:** January 15, 2008, 08:23:48 AM »

Oh, now are yo-momma insults higher or lower than gay innuendo?

Must look that one up in my Universal Idiot's Handbook.

(footsteps...)

TNBT

kiwiol · « **Reply #170 on:** January 15, 2008, 08:25:49 AM »

Quote from: The Next BIG Thing! on January 15, 2008, 08:23:48 AM

Oh, now are yo-momma insults higher or lower than gay innuendo?

Must look that one up in my Universal Idiot's Handbook.

(footsteps...)

TNBT

Hahaha I'm just messing with you cause you are a funny f*cker man

BTW, I'm not sure if I asked you this before but, is that your mom in your avatar? How did she get that fat

Sassyclassywoman · « **Reply #171 on:** January 15, 2008, 08:26:54 AM »

Quote from: EL Mariachi on March 11, 2007, 04:41:55 PM

squatfather how dare you, your arms are barely 13 inches in this pic

ooo... How sexy!

Mars · « **Reply #172 on:** January 15, 2008, 08:31:13 AM »

And who are you "sassy" post a picture of your ass.

SS · « **Reply #173 on:** January 15, 2008, 08:34:59 AM »

Quote from: The Next BIG Thing! on January 15, 2008, 08:18:34 AM

Ok, first of all it's must have, not must of pushed a button (or more properly 'hit a nerve') you retarded kindergarten dropout

If I were to show up in Missouri, we surely would have a fight, Wadfather. I mean, you couldn't run far with your 35% bodyfat. How big would your ams be if you dieted long enough to lose a contest? 14" maybe?

Can't you come up with anything better or more original than gay innuendo?

By the way, as much of a dweeb Knobfather is, Kiwiol and the other hangers-on are infinitely more pathetic in their obsequiousness.

Can't you even find someone decent whose asspipe to lick?

Sheesh!?

TNBT

Looks like SF hit a nerve with this geek.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #174 on:** January 15, 2008, 08:36:24 AM »

Quote from: SS on January 15, 2008, 08:34:59 AM

Looks like SF hit a nerve with this geek.

hahahahha, can you imagine the tears on his keyboard and the holes he punched in the walls of his trailer?