I'll try a couple then:
Sarcasm - Early to mid-30's, intelligent, hard-working, razor sharp wit, doesn't like people up in his business but can still be honest about himself, business owner, self-made man, trains hard and loves doing so, a fun-lovin smartass, always a solid friend, not afraid to get his hands dirty at work, likes to party but knows when to stop, one of the boys but can also handle business and fire folks if need be, liked by coworkers, likes big tits and a nice ass, will always buy a round for his buddies, likes quality rock music (Southern/hard/metal from past decades and some stuff today) and hates all things "boy bands", drives a truck and likes his truck, enjoys a good steak with a cold beer while watchin tv, doesn't hate wine but sometimes finds it kinda queer LOL..would rather have a shot or a beer, doesn't mind the occassional cigar but not a smoker, most often is conservative politically but can support some liberal views as well, hates whiners and pussies that can't man-up and take care of business.....the type of guy that makes a great friend and huntin/fishin buddy and would always back you and your family up.
Kiwiol - mid 20s, great sense of humor, intelligent, intense about almost everything he does, sets the bar for people he knows, tough as nails (the ladies think he's a big teddy bear though); willing to listen and help folks out; great friend, likes a drink now and then but not a heavy drinker, powerful in and outta the gym, commands respect, works too hard at times and feels like he needs a vacation, failure is not an option in his mind, doesn't mind some competition (but not a super-fierce competitor), if he has to lose he will with dignity (not a sore loser), can admit mistakes but works hard to correct them, most folks probably don't realize how smart he actually is because of his physique, loves family and friends, loves a good grill and a cold beer, doesn't choose to fight but could smash your face into paste if need be....a good all-around guy.