ok, here is kiwiol's:
Oh brother, i bet "kiwiol" is the type of guy who always puts the bro's before the hoes and "sellout" would never be in the same sentence with his name (except for this sentence where it is used as an antonym for him). but don't mistake his loyalty for some sort of emo-ultra serious goth-cutter type, kiwiol uses not only his sense of humor but his goodnaturedness to bring people from all walks of life together, as his extensive life experience and education has given him the perspective of many different cultures and individuals. he can quickly read people and adjust his vernacular accordingly without coming across as condescending or pretentious. he in comfortable with simple things like reading, good food, and challenging himself physically and mentally. his life, however, isnt completely balanced and he's still searching for that perfect relationship with a smoking hot babe whos also up to his mental capacity, or it may be he hasn't found his dream job, or it could be something else....whichever it is he's come close but he's not quite satisfied yet, but he'll achieve it as its just around the corner. but he's also not too worried about it, because he knows 80% of the dream is the journey to get there, also a lesson bodybuilding has helped teach him.
some possible jobs you'd find kiwiol in are: local level judge or arbitrator, club and or party promoter, bar/restaurant owner. these arent necessarily what he actually does in real life but he could do these with ease and enjoyment.
Very impressive and accurate on most parts. The list of jobs is completely wrong though, although I can see why you mentioned them and am flattered on guessing what your probable motivation(s) would have been to include them. You didn't disappoint me one bit, Sir William
Let me try Alexxx, who many would say is quite obvious in some ways. Alexxx is:
Very sweet, friendly, charming and self-assured. His self-assuredness and his belief in himself are so great, that he'll have no problems overcoming a lot, if not most of his life's obstacles with their help. Believes in justice and is secure enough on the inside to compliment someone on whatever attribute they have that makes them better than him in that context/regard, rather than envy them like most people would. Hard working and knows deep down on the inside with a quiet, unquestionable assurance that he's going to be a much greater-than-average self made man. Doesn't like watching people get hurt and gets angry when he sees injustice. That being said, he's not afraid to hurt people, although he doesn't do it cause he's cruel and in fact, because he thinks he's doing the right thing. Is not shy in any way, even to the extent of forcing others to pay him a compliment and does it in a way that makes the person who pays it, do it with a grin. Great family values and attitude towards life, the world and everything else in general. VERY positive and optimistic and a little impatient.
Overall, a great guy whom you know is going to go places if he put his talents and potential to proper use and backs it up with hard work. Was born to be a very public figure.