Author Topic: Derek Anthony is at it again ... delusional (Read 22543 times)

Spread Eagle II · « **Reply #50 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:48:17 PM »

Derek, why do you always post on here shirtless?

I'd leave a little to the imagination. I see you got a new tattoo. You didn't have that last time. Do you still have that one at your leg to hip tie in? Remember when I did a line off it? LOL, i'm sharing too much.

Ozzy · « **Reply #51 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:50:49 PM »

Quote from: BRUCE on March 17, 2007, 04:47:31 PM

He mentioned that he was on the way to the gym, so he must have trained through the agonising pain of KO'ing a man with a knuckle induced facial Chinese burn. All this before returning to his chip board fortress of solitude to inform the online community.

Pure warrior? I'd say so.

Hahaha, I bet DA has to fight 20 ninja's every time he steps outside his parents' house, dodging throwing stars and tanto blades while simultaneously bare knuckle boxing 400lb+ MMA fighters hellbent on giving him a black eye. Hahaha gayer than Flex "MMA CHAMPION" Wheeler.

Hahaha, this thread is so funny it's keeping me from going to the gym. Damn back day.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #52 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:54:40 PM »

at the risk of sounding like a cage fighter i believe derek is using the wrong knuckles with his punches. his index and middle finger knuckles should have the scrapes, not his little ones. he was obviously just punching the bag and since it was the first time scraped it up badly, since he doesnt wrap his hands or use gloves. i would say derek's fighting experience = zero

Ozzy · « **Reply #53 on:** March 17, 2007, 05:07:36 PM »

Brutal analyzation of DA's lack of fighting!

I bet DA is the kind of guy that, if ever in a fight, would break his hand on the first swing and crumple to the ground in pain before a barrage of fists come flying at his face.

bmacsys · « **Reply #54 on:** March 17, 2007, 05:51:18 PM »

Quote from: Stark on March 17, 2007, 03:58:30 PM

Derek let an ex Skinhead tell you something... I have been in many... many fights, and you don't get that shit on your hands from once hitting somebody ok? lol ok.

You don't skin your knuckles by hitting someones face. You may hurt your fingers or jam your thumb but not lose skin unless your hands hit teeth. Total bullshit story.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #55 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:07:10 PM »

you guys have it all wrong, Derek is a master of The Crouching Blowjob Hidden Drag Queen method of "fighting", this is where you slip behind your enemy and pull down his pants and proceed to drain his ball gravy by mouth thereby sapping his strength.

noc · « **Reply #56 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:17:42 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 17, 2007, 06:07:10 PM

you guys have it all wrong, Derek is a master of The Crouching Blowjob Hidden Drag Queen method of "fighting", this is where you slip behind your enemy and pull down his pants and proceed to drain his ball gravy by mouth thereby sapping his strength.

Epic recycling of material.

Ozzy · « **Reply #57 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:19:38 PM »

Squadfather, are you implying that Derek "Tae-Blow" Anthony has developed a new martial art style combining Five Fingers of Pleasure with the Art of the Trouser Snake, creating the ultimate style of Buttfuck Foo?

Ozzy · « **Reply #58 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:23:28 PM »

Matt, nothing against you at all, but I'd rather hear Jay Cutler reading A Tale of Two Cities than the opinions of a sexually confused oil bag.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #59 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:29:07 PM »

Quote from: noc on March 17, 2007, 06:17:42 PM

Epic recycling of material.

hahahahaha, another penis puffing guest who's been trying work up the balls to actually register and tell off the great Squadfather, hahahahaha, gayer than not brushing your teeth.

Ozzy · « **Reply #60 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:30:24 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 17, 2007, 06:29:07 PM

hahahahaha, another penis puffing guest who's been trying work up the balls to actually register and tell off the great Squadfather, hahahahaha, gayer than not brushing your teeth.

Haha, I was the same way back when you had your Sarcasm account, then I realized that this was the internet.

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #61 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:34:07 PM »

Quote from: noc on March 17, 2007, 06:17:42 PM

Epic recycling of material.

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Nice third post you useless piece of shit

Stark · « **Reply #62 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:36:00 PM »

Quote from: benjamin pearson on March 17, 2007, 06:34:07 PM

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Nice third post you useless piece of shit

obviously a gimmick

Ozzy · « **Reply #63 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:36:18 PM »

Quote from: benjamin pearson on March 17, 2007, 06:34:07 PM

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Nice third post you useless piece of shit

I bet "noc" is the kind of guy that lurks in the 18+ board waiting for more pictures of musclebears and penorises. Hahaha, gayer than shadowboxing in the gym.

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #64 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:37:36 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 17, 2007, 06:36:18 PM

I bet "noc" is the kind of guy that lurks in the 18+ board waiting for more pictures of musclebears and penorises. Hahaha, gayer than shadowboxing in the gym.

HAHA this "guy" loves penoris more than Richard2004

Ozzy · « **Reply #65 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:41:41 PM »

Quote from: benjamin pearson on March 17, 2007, 06:37:36 PM

HAHA this "guy" loves penoris more than Richard2004

Haha yes, I bet he's the kind of guy that hounds Getbiggers like Karl Kox over PM for close-ups of 3 inch long penorises and veiny women's adams apples. Hahaha, gayer than posing in the mirror at the gym.

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #66 on:** March 17, 2007, 07:28:03 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 17, 2007, 06:41:41 PM

Haha yes, I bet he's the kind of guy that hounds Getbiggers like Karl Kox over PM for close-ups of 3 inch long penorises and veiny women's adams apples. Hahaha, gayer than posing in the mirror at the gym.

HAHAHA he likes these "woman" because he wants them to be the alpha male in the relationship and protect him since he is about the size of kip from napoleon dynomite

Ozzy · « **Reply #67 on:** March 17, 2007, 07:35:07 PM »

Haha, yes!! I bet "noc" secretly fantasizes about that woman from the Axe Serpentine commercials carrying him upstairs to "take him to bed". Hahaha, gayer than Derek Anthony's closet.

theworm · « **Reply #68 on:** March 17, 2007, 07:37:58 PM »

ah, come on, leave the guy alone. I feel bad for him. No job, going bald, and lives either in a studio appartment or his mom's basement.

Ozzy · « **Reply #69 on:** March 17, 2007, 07:39:54 PM »

Quote from: theworm on March 17, 2007, 07:37:58 PM

ah, come on, leave the guy alone. I feel bad for him. No job, going bald, and lives either in a studio appartment or his mom's basement.

No need to feel bad for a "guy" that goes onto an internet message board threatening to "beat up" everyone that makes fun of his means of income.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #70 on:** March 17, 2007, 07:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 17, 2007, 07:39:54 PM

No need to feel bad for a "guy" that goes onto an internet message board threatening to "beat up" everyone that makes fun of his means of income.

hahahahah, don't forget he beats up random people in traffic as well.

Ozzy · « **Reply #71 on:** March 17, 2007, 07:42:26 PM »

Haha, but that old woman looked at him funny!

dogbowl · « **Reply #72 on:** March 17, 2007, 08:17:09 PM »

Derek Anthony is a true modern-day hero

CARTEL · « **Reply #73 on:** March 17, 2007, 08:20:20 PM »

Quote from: derekanthony on March 17, 2007, 03:50:03 PM

FOR ANY OF YOU PUNKS !!! YOU CLOWNS ARE NEXT !!!!

Is that catsup?

Ozzy · « **Reply #74 on:** March 17, 2007, 08:26:43 PM »

Hahaha, if Derek "Roid Rage" Anthony's story is even remotely true, I'd laugh my ass off if he were arrested for assault.