hahahaha, "he" perfected his "skiills" on the African subcontinent on tribes of Kenyan elders, hahahaha, they taught him the ways of fellatio, hahahaha, discuss this little fruitcake.
haha this little penis puffer loves cock more than bluto and dan18 combined hahaha his idea of a great night is some cheap wine a couple hotdogs and 10 big black beef injections
legend has it that the native kenyans, after years of him begging, accepted him into their tribe as the Village Butt Cleaner. after a week or 2 lard humunganus managed to convince them that he was actually the Great White Dick Drainer of legend that their tribe had been fortelling about for generations. his skills at deepthroating the kenyan purple-headed anaconda have never been seriously challenged and in those parts his name is still familiar to everyone to this day.
Squid, post a pic of yourself in those Tank top and short shorts you seem to like so much
Is LH the reason Kenyans run so fast? All these years I thought it was genetic. You know, generations of lions chasing them and shit. Now the truth comes out: they were running home to him.
lord humongous is a fag!!!!...oh, i guess that wasn't that clever, was it?