Author Topic: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 11001 times)

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #50 on:** March 19, 2007, 06:07:07 AM »

Quote from: ripitupbaby on March 19, 2007, 06:06:23 AM

Not to change the subject or anything, but THANKS!!! I'm flattered!

no trust me we on the v are flattered to have you here

kiwiol · « **Reply #51 on:** March 19, 2007, 06:11:28 AM »

Quote from: ripitupbaby on March 19, 2007, 06:06:23 AM

Not to change the subject or anything, but THANKS!!! I'm flattered!

It's well deserved! But to get back to the topic at hand:

And has participated in more Glory hole action than people have died in mankind's history

Havenbull · « **Reply #52 on:** March 19, 2007, 05:38:05 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DSSDJKHFDASLFKHJFDKJKLHI E#Y%$R(P*@YEHFSNVILH FUCKING LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!!!!

Has less of a chance against a mandingo cock than the one chinese guy against the tank

kiwiol · « **Reply #53 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:10:20 AM »

And has guzzled more semen than the Devil is full of mischief

kiwiol · « **Reply #54 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:07:35 AM »

And has had more prostrate checks than Iowa has corn

Havenbull · « **Reply #55 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:21:10 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 08:07:35 AM

And has had more prostrate checks than Iowa has corn

has more spunck droplets dried on his chin than a sunbeam has quanta

kiwiol · « **Reply #56 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:23:57 AM »

And has made more cocks limp than Earth has birthed life

Havenbull · « **Reply #57 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:25:48 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 08:23:57 AM

And has made more cocks limp than Earth has birthed life

has "cock craving" resistance as fragile as the San Andreas fault

kiwiol · « **Reply #58 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:29:40 AM »

Quote from: Havenbull on March 20, 2007, 08:25:48 AM

has "cock craving" resistance as fragile as the San Andreas fault

And has bitten the pillow more times than Jews have been circumsized

Havenbull · « **Reply #59 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:35:11 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 08:29:40 AM

And has bitten the pillow more times than Jews have been circumsized

has had his chasm bored out more deeply than the engineers did for the "Chunnel"

kiwiol · « **Reply #60 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:36:15 AM »

Quote from: Havenbull on March 20, 2007, 08:35:11 AM

has had his chasm bored out more deeply than the engineers did for the "Chunnel"

And has worn out more dildos than Time has the Grand Canyon

Havenbull · « **Reply #61 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:38:48 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 08:36:15 AM

And has worn out more dildos than Time has the Grand Canyon

has shined more chrome on trailer hitches than all the Brasso ever produced

kiwiol · « **Reply #62 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:41:33 AM »

Quote from: Havenbull on March 20, 2007, 08:38:48 AM

has shined more chrome on trailer hitches than all the Brasso ever produced

LMFAO!

And has 'tamed' more trouser snakes than Science has benefited Mankind

The Squadfather · « **Reply #63 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:51:44 AM »

hahahahaha, what a scared little pusssy homo David Paul is, hahahaha, he's the type of "guy" who comes home and catches his girlfriend in bed with two blonde haired blue eyed Aryan gods and proceeds to lube up his ass and jumps on the bed on all fours and says, "well, let's see what you have that's so great that my "girl" is cheating on me with you", hahahahaha, what a wannabe gangsta penis puffer.

kiwiol · « **Reply #64 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:54:27 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 20, 2007, 08:51:44 AM

hahahahaha, what a scared little pusssy #### David Paul is, hahahaha, he's the type of "guy" who comes home and catches his girlfriend in bed with two blonde haired blue eyed Aryan gods and proceeds to lube up his ass and jumps on the bed on all fours and says, "well, let's see what you have that's so great that my "girl" is cheating on me with you", hahahahaha, what a wannabe gangsta penis puffer.

ROFLMFAO! But let's get back to singing Bluto's praises again:

Has pushed more stools in than there's bacteria in a cesspool

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #65 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:16:42 AM »

has bent over more times than a fish his first night in the can

kiwiol · « **Reply #66 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:25:12 AM »

Quote from: NAUGHTY BY NATURE on March 20, 2007, 10:16:42 AM

has bent over more times than a fish his first night in the can

And lusts for cock more than Al Pacino can act

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #67 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:26:15 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 10:25:12 AM

And lusts for cock more than Al Pacino can act

and has made more sausage disappear than tiger woods has won majors

davidpaul · « **Reply #68 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:27:43 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 20, 2007, 08:51:44 AM

hahahahaha, what a scared little pusssy #### David Paul is, hahahaha, he's the type of "guy" who comes home and catches his girlfriend in bed with two blonde haired blue eyed Aryan gods and proceeds to lube up his ass and jumps on the bed on all fours and says, "well, let's see what you have that's so great that my "girl" is cheating on me with you", hahahahaha, what a wannabe gangsta penis puffer.

You got called out by me, you backed out, as per usual.

Nothing you say has any substance.

btw, watch out, Mindspin just logged on

kiwiol · « **Reply #69 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:28:58 AM »

Quote from: davidpaul on March 20, 2007, 10:27:43 AM

You got called out by me, you backed out, as per usual.

Nothing you say has any substance.

btw, watch out, Mindspin just logged on

Hey, stop hijacking the thread

And has invaded more men than the oceans have water

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #70 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:30:19 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 10:28:58 AM

Hey, stop hijacking the thread

And has invaded more men than the oceans have water

Has slurped more nutsack sweat then mis-spelled words in a DA post

davidpaul · « **Reply #71 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:33:49 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 10:28:58 AM

Hey, stop hijacking the thread

And has invaded more men than the oceans have water

lol

ok,

"im gay so what" - bluto 2007

kiwiol · « **Reply #72 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:34:03 AM »

Quote from: NAUGHTY BY NATURE on March 20, 2007, 10:30:19 AM

Has slurped more nutsack sweat then mis-spelled words in a DA post

LOFL!

And has deepthroated more schlongs than The Family Guy has jokes

kiwiol · « **Reply #73 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:36:46 AM »

And is more dumb than sex is great

kiwiol · « **Reply #74 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:38:39 AM »

And has worn his knees out more than Getbig rocks