hahahaha yes!!!!!!! Sarcasm, are you suggesting that Mars is the type of guy who walks into the Amsterdam RedLight district in a pair of assless chaps, cowboy hat, pink sequin vest while holding a 5 gallon tub of Astroglide and a 24" by 8" diameter strap-on and goes up to the biggest, blackest, grimiest negroid hooker he can find with a childlike grin on his face and says, "Hey there hot stuff, I'm not really gay but I've been conducting research on the elasticity of the male intestinal track after 24" of sheer terror is plugged into it. You willing to rock my boat, errr help me conduct some research tonight? I'll even clean the dildo off after with my mouth for you if that's what you want," to which he proceeds to bend over and show her the gaping hole and the practice he's been doing. hahaha, gayer than jerking off to pictures of Saddam!!!!