Who will be next to get kicked outta/leave the squad? Odds! *UPDATED!*

[Bluto]

Let's face it, there's NO real friendship within the squad, no loyalty, it's basically dog eat dog. Mars got axed for no reason. So the question is - who will be next? Who is the weakest link?

Here are the nominees and the current odds:


The Squadfather aka Sarcasm - founder and leader of the SQUAD - 90% risk of getting kicked out. being a founder doesnt mean jack shit as shown with mars. the old sarcasm is gone, the current version is lame as hell, afraid and scared (was scared as hell of meeting mindspin!) owned by david paul yesterday, called out on numerous occasions and respons with "easy tiger it's not that serious" = im afraid. lives on old merits.

The ShowStoppa - Senior member - doesnt post very often. could be kicked out due to inactivy risk of getting kicked out 80%
Man of Steel - Senior member - pussy. tries to be neutral all the time to avoid problem. probably works too. so the risk of him getting kicked out is only 40% ***HAS STEPPED DOWN AND QUIT**
Dr Kaje - Senior member - very inactive. because of this, risk of getting kicked out - 75% when squad is trying to make their organization more efficient and cut off dead weight.
SuperStarBillyGram - Senior member - has stepped up and is challenging sarcasm for leadership. risk of getting kicked out 50% if sarcasm finds his lost balls and realize whats going on - 90% **LEFT TO START HIS OWN GROUP**
Groink - Senior member - is hardly a member as it is. risk of getting kicked out 90%
Havenbull - Senior member - big disappointment. was owned when exposed on myspace. tries to live on past merits. risk of getting kicked out - 80%
Bossa - Senior member - inactive as hell. because of this he's on a 75% risk of getting axed.
Count Grishnackh - Senior member - 40%

Berzerkfury - Generation 2 - see superstar. **TIME OUT**
Rude Buoy aka Naughty by Nature - Generation 2 - slave. doing chores on the v board. nobody wants to get rid of a slave doing the dirty work. risk of getting kicked out 20%
BigCypriate - Generation 2 - stepped up his game recently. actually brought teh funny. but maybe not by squad standards? not enough gay jokes. because of this risk of getting kicked out 70%
Alex23 - Generation 2 - pretty safe for now. 50% **LEFT**
db2431 - Generation 2 - prospect? 60-70% depending on how well he does. **KICKED OUT?**
Bast - Generation 2 - risk of getting kicked out 50% chance of getting bigger calves 0% **KICKED OUT?**
Benjamin Pearson - Generation 2 - gimmick account. see percentace of whoever made that account. **LEFT**
Sniffy666 - Generation 2 (has been MIA for a while now) - risk of getting kicked out due to inactivy 90% **KICKED OUT?**
John Matrix - Generation 2 - wtf is this guy? 70% **WANTS TO LEAVE!**
Myself  - Generation 2 - kiwiol is pretty safe. post too much and squad loves verbal diarreha. 20% might even go for leadership by backstabbing sarcasm.

[Fury]

hahahaha, you are so obsessed it's sad. This had me laughing though. But it was laughing at the fact you just took 45 minutes out of your day to type that up.

[Bluto]

hahahaha, you are so obsessed it's sad. This had me laughing though. But it was laughing at the fact you just took 45 minutes out of your day to type that up.

try 5 minutes. it's a cut and paste from the kiwol sticky with comments added.

monster attempt of trying to look like you're not preparing a take over. 

[drkaje]

There are people you can talk to about problems like this.

[kiwiol]

hahahaha, you are so obsessed it's sad. This had me laughing though. But it was laughing at the fact you just took 45 minutes out of your day to type that up.

Hahahahahaha Bluto spends more time singlehandedly in typing up stuff about the SQUAD than the rest of us do collectively. Maybe he could be our PR bitch hahahaha

[dan18]

hahahaha, you are so obsessed it's sad. This had me laughing though. But it was laughing at the fact you just took 45 minutes out of your day to type that up.

so true he should be on the traing board were hes mod giving out advice on how to extract the most sperm from a man for proper protine intake..

[Fury]

Hahahahahaha Bluto spends more time singlehandedly in typing up stuff about the SQUAD than the rest of us do collectively. Maybe he could be our PR bitch hahahaha

hahahaha, I'd OK that but I think his obsession with us is bordering on unhealthy. He's probably skipped his meals today so he doesn't miss a single post on this board regarding the Mars incident.

[noc]

hahahaha, you are so obsessed it's sad. This had me laughing though. But it was laughing at the fact you just took 45 minutes out of your day to type that up.

Have you heard of the copy and paste function? The actual content he has written himself is no longer than the squad trademark "hahahahahh oh brother   I bet [insert name here] is the sort of guy that [insert your own homosexual desires here] hahahah gayer than [again disguise self-homoerotic desires]"

The difference being, his post contains 'humour'  

[Bluto]

don't forget to bet on who's next to get kicked out!

my bet is on sarcasm himself.

[kiwiol]

Have you heard of the copy and paste function? The actual content he has written himself is no longer than the squad trademark "hahahahahh oh brother  I bet [insert name here] is the sort of guy that [insert your own homosexual desires here] hahahah gayer than [again disguise self-homoerotic desires]"

The difference being, his post contains 'humour' 

Aha! I know who you are. You're NewZealandMuscleMonster

Can you say 'OWNED'

[benjamin pearson]

don't forget to bet on who's next to get kicked out!

my bet is on sarcasm himself.

o brother get a life

[Fury]

Aha! I know who you are. You're NewZealandMuscleMonster

Can you say 'OWNED'

I was thinking the same thing. This guy is pathetic.

[kiwiol]

I was thinking the same thing. This guy is pathetic.

Brand new account, comes out of nowhere, attacks the SQUAD, uses English spelling (eg. 'humour' instead of 'humor'), knows all of us quite well etc etc. I'd say it's NZMM who's had the NightStalker gimmick account as well, that Alex23 brutally exposed

[Dballn247]

hahahaha, you are so obsessed it's sad. This had me laughing though. But it was laughing at the fact you just took 45 minutes out of your day to type that up.

Word, in the other thread his crush on you led him to make parody handles for you.  

[noc]

Aha! I know who you are. You're NewZealandMuscleMonster

Can you say 'OWNED'

Kiwiol please control this urge to play detective... its becoming a common occurrence  

I dont even know anybody that goes by that name...however I noticed he is from your native country and 'OWN's(ED) a rarther suggestive name; if i were to follow stereotypes.....no need to discuss your private matters at this current time. The squad is in crisis; stay focused now

[Fury]

Brand new account, comes out of nowhere, attacks the SQUAD, uses English spelling (eg. 'humour' instead of 'humor'), knows all of us quite well etc etc. I'd say it's NZMM who's had the NightStalker gimmick account as well, that Alex23 brutally exposed

hahahah, shocking. 

Then again, 160 pounds, unemployed, mooching off 280 pound male strippers named Jerome. What else is new? Guy has way too much time on his hands.

[kiwiol]

Kiwiol please control this urge to play detective... its becoming a common occurrence 

I dont even know anybody that goes by that name...however I noticed he is from your native country and 'OWN's(ED) a rarther suggestive name; if i were to follow stereotypes.....no need to discuss your private matters at this current time. The squad is in crisis; stay focused now

Mate, you obviously know all of us (SQUAD) in and out, including our posting styles etc. Which means, you're a regular who doesn't have the balls to post under his normal account. What makes you think you've got any say about what I can and can't say? Grow a pair and post under your regular account and maybe then, I'll think about what you say.

[Bluto]

Mate, you obviously know all of us (SQUAD) in and out, including our posting styles etc. Which means, you're a regular who doesn't have the balls to post under his normal account. What makes you think you've got any say about what I can and can't say? Grow a pair and post under your regular account and maybe then, I'll think about what you say.

whatabout you posting under your regular account for a chance?

[kiwiol]

whatabout you posting under your regular account for a chance?

Ironical that a gimmick's accusing me of having one. I don't have a gimmick account, nor does Sarcasm or MoS or Groink or Havenbull or RB etc etc. Hope this helps.

[Bluto]

Ironical that a gimmick's accusing me of having one. I don't have a gimmick account, nor does Sarcasm or MoS or Groink or Havenbull or RB etc etc. Hope this helps.

yeah right 

i know for a fact several of those mentioned has gimmick accounts. you dont seem to be very well informed. i guess that comes with the territory of being a mod slave, you dont get to know whats going on

[dan18]

Ironical that a gimmick's accusing me of having one. I don't have a gimmick account, nor does Sarcasm or MoS or Groink or Havenbull or RB etc etc. Hope this helps.

real men dont need to hide behind gimmicks...unlike bluto who likes to sneak up on men..

[benjamin pearson]

yeah right 

i know for a fact several of those mentioned has gimmick accounts. you dont seem to be very well informed. i guess that comes with the territory of being a mod slave, you dont get to know whats going on

who in the squad has a gimmick "big guy" ?

[Bluto]

who in the squad has a gimmick "big guy" ?

you're a gimmick for one, but thats common knowledge.
i guess what you're asking is for me to reveal those who isnt common? is that what youre asking?

[noc]

Mate, you obviously know all of us (SQUAD) in and out, including our posting styles etc. Which means, you're a regular who doesn't have the balls to post under his normal account. What makes you think you've got any say about what I can and can't say? Grow a pair and post under your regular account and maybe then, I'll think about what you say.

"Meltdown."

Who doesn't know the SQUAD? Your famous  As for attacking the Squad... I was a 'reader' not a 'poster' until i got word the mighty mars was being stabbed in the back...which is when I finally registered  (Epic wait time)

[benjamin pearson]

you're a gimmick for one, but thats common knowledge.
i guess what you're asking is for me to reveal those who isnt common? is that what youre asking?

who am I a gimmick of bitch boy?