You make a lot of sense kiwi, why is everyone saying it is mars? It probably couldn't be.
Nah, no way it's Marcel. I know his English and it makes him stand out like Ronnie Coleman amongst a bunch of 8 year old kids.
It COULD be Bluto or even Heckler who probably realises that a couple of us including myself notice these little things and purposely did the English way of spelling just to throw me off track. Hell, if that was the case, it could even be JJ. I'll lay out the clues - see if you guys can solve it:
Most likely non-American (and Canadian); Doesn't like most of the SQUAD; Uses the

smiley a lot, tries not to piss me off but doesn't hesitate to respond if I make him, Frequents the X board and knows the people there (big clue), obviously knows the SQUAD in and out which means he's posted here a lot and we all know him quite well........
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