I got owned

[Pollux]

Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park.  There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up.  I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them.  She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.

She goes off on me with people listenening.

"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"

I felt like a schmuck.

Serisously.  How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?

Waaaaa... Waaaaa... Waaaaa... I can't do a few measly reps 'cause I'm doing back tomorrow. Geezus, gimme a break! 

[getfast81]

Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park.  There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up.  I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them.  She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.

She goes off on me with people listenening.

"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"

I felt like a schmuck.

Serisously.  How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?

Dude, I feel you but you still gotta show your ol lady and son whos the boss.  Wouldnt have killed you to bang out a quality set for her and some of the other moms to see and dads to get jealous of.

[Pollux]

heh, cool story.

More like an embarrassing story on his part.

[The Heckler]

More like an embarrassing story on his part.

Yes.  I think he lied about having a son and wife.  By "wife" he meant his gay bottom bitch, but he knew if he was honest about that we`d never let him hear the end of it.

[militarymuscle69]

Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park.  There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up.  I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them.  She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.

She goes off on me with people listenening.

"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"

I felt like a schmuck.

Serisously.  How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?

your puss ass can't do a pull up one day and then do back the next???

[Kegdrainer]

your wife cant do one pull up?


time to find a new one

[Palpatine Q]

Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park.  There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up.  I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them.  She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.

She goes off on me with people listenening.

"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"

I felt like a schmuck.

Serisously.  How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?

So now your Son thinks you are a pussy.

Excellent work, Mallethead.

[toolarge4u]

Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park.  There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up.  I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them.  She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.

She goes off on me with people listenening.

"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"

I felt like a schmuck.

Serisously.  How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?

you should kill yourself and release your wife and kid from the idiocy you have surrouned them in. Your life evolves around your back day and not your wife and kid. Yes eat a bullet so she can find a real man to father your unclorinated seed

[Mr Marcus]

No offense to your wife, but your a huge fuckin idiot and she must be mentally retarted to be with you.  She must be the gal that uses the pickle gun at McDonalds. I can only imagine the kid you guys have combined to make......pure ivy league material

[Krankenstein]

Yeah, he probably didnt have his under armour shirt, arm band with ipod, weight belt, winter hat, gloves, and his carb drink with him.  You guys are so insensitive.

((I havent laughed so hard at some of the responses.....smacking her in the mouth stuff was hilarious))

[Old_Rooster]

Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park.  There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up.  I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them.  She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.

She goes off on me with people listenening.

"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"

I felt like a schmuck.

Serisously.  How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?

One chin wears your back out?  wow.

[Mr Marcus]

Maybe you shoulda choke slamed the slut, gave her a few kicks to the ribs and pelvis, pissed on her and then looked at your son and said, "see boy, thats how u treat a woman".

Instead your son is now thinkin that you are a pussy and that your wife has the real balls of the family. As a result of your actions to the situation, your son is going to frow up to be a fluffer in fag porn movies......

[Option D]

Maybe you shoulda choke slamed the slut, gave her a few kicks to the ribs and pelvis, pissed on her and then looked at your son and said, "see boy, thats how u treat a woman".

Instead your son is now thinkin that you are a pussy and that your wife has the real balls of the family. As a result of your actions to the situation, your son is going to frow up to be a fluffer in fag porn movies......

God damn i love getbig..

[Cavalier22]

Yeah, he probably didnt have his under armour shirt, arm band with ipod, weight belt, winter hat, gloves, and his carb drink with him.  You guys are so insensitive.

((I havent laughed so hard at some of the responses.....smacking her in the mouth stuff was hilarious))

hahah, seriously sometimes i forget why i come to this site....this thread is hilarious

[alexxx]

Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park.  There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up.  I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them.  She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.

She goes off on me with people listenening.

"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"

I felt like a schmuck.

Serisously.  How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?

LMAO! Real men do not worry about if it is back the next day. LOLOLOLOLOL!

[dorkeroo]

Get a divorce.

It`s obvious she doesn`t respect you.  She is probably getting some cock on the side anyways.

LOL