kiwiol got problems meeting a girl in real life, so that's the only chance for him to get married...
Have you got a girl Bluto?
If you have, why are you spending so much time here? Don't tell me you're doing it at work - you can't flip burgers and post
If you don't have one, then why don't you go out and get laid? You'll stop whining pronto.
Seriously, give it a try