"why do you bodybuild /lift weights?"answer:
"that's not the good question, the real question is, why dont most people take care of themselves , look like shit, and are ashamed of their physique, which cause them to be extremely frustrated when looking in the mirror every single evening ?" while looking at the person who asked you the dumb question from feet to haircut.
"do you lift weights?"No, i'm born like this.
When there are some angry and jealous insecure guys and girls surrounding me, i use to tell the guys "i know you want to touch it, i'm no monster,i wont bite you, want to see how it feels?(flexing arm in front of their face) cmon, don't be so insecure, it doesnt mean you re gay or anything, you re just curious thats normal "
![Grin ;D](http://www.getbig.com/boards/Smileys/classic/grin.gif)
usually the girls stand still for a second, speechless , and immediately come close and start touching
![Cheesy :D](http://www.getbig.com/boards/Smileys/classic/cheesy.gif)
And the guys are owned, whatever they say, they will sound insecure and jealous, scared the girls may compare their physique to yours, a thing they quickly do everytime
![Cheesy :D](http://www.getbig.com/boards/Smileys/classic/cheesy.gif)
At this point, the only thing you have to do is act the way people are waiting for you to act. At the first sight, they think you re a moron anyways.So why not suprise em , and act like an heartless and pretentious guy instead of just being a moron , saying nothing?
Most people think muscle men = dumb; if you can make em speechless, they understand they were fooled, were wrong and that you owned em both physically, but mentally too.
People dont really want to know you, they want to know if they re "above" or "under" you. Make sure to make clear who 's the bitch in the place, with a big smile. After all, THEY asked for it.
In the end, they get owned, and even if they still think you re a moron , they know you re a moron who destroyed em without even using his muscles, just his BRAIN.