From the Desk of the Office of the Attorney General of The United States, Alfredo Gonzales:
Note: Top Secret
To: All FBI Agents, and US Marshalls;
Please be informed that I am well aware of the many so called secret terrorist plots directed toward our nation. From the Islamic extremists who want to sabotage and poison our drinking water to the ones who want to bomb our subways to the ones who want to blow up our airliners. However, I must put all of this on the "back burner" now, so to speak, in order to deal with a real problem. There is a board member of Getbig .com code named, "bassmaster". and he is sending money to his "contact" by Western Union. I understand that this is a very dangerous, and harrowing offence to our national security, and must be dealt with first and foremost to ensure our safety. Please take great caution in apprehending the suspect in question. Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Al
Do you see how ridiculous this is.............