The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!

[Ozzy]

Sorry, not into fat slobs, and I'm not into pigs like his slut girlfriend.  I'm sorry, I can't help it, geeks like u guys were made to be made fun of.

Hahaha, now I know you're delusional when you lump me into your "geeks gallery". Apparently, everyone that disagrees with you is a "geek" in your mind.

[The Squadfather]

Hahaha, now I know you're delusional when you lump me into your "geeks gallery". Apparently, everyone that disagrees with you is a "geek" in your mind.

hahahaha, try not to be too hard on "pumphard" Ozzy he tried to get a loan to buy a farm the other day and when the loan officer asked him what he knew about farming he said that he raised 5000 cocks last year alone, hahahaha, what a penis puffer.

[Ozzy]

hahahaha, try not to be too hard on "pumphard" Ozzy he tried to get a loan to buy a farm the other day and when the loan officer asked him what he knew about farming he said that he raised 5000 cocks last year alone, hahahaha, what a penis puffer.

Hahaha, that actually made me laugh.

[pumphard]

Is it a coincidence that all these squad members are little, insecure geeks, trying to make a bit of a name for themselves, to compensate for all years of abuse they have taken.  

[pumphard]

Well, you can't really blame them, just look at their leader, the biggest fool of them all. 

[pumphard]

Hahaha, now I know you're delusional when you lump me into your "geeks gallery". Apparently, everyone that disagrees with you is a "geek" in your mind.

No, I can tell your a geek from your stupid posts.

[No Patience]

Well, you can't really blame them, just look at their leader, the biggest fool of them all. 

that sums it up pretty good

[pumphard]

haha exactly..... its like you are inside this guys head

You squad geeks should start changing your lines, you all sound like a bunch of parrots.

[pumphard]

hahahaha, try not to be too hard on "pumphard" Ozzy he tried to get a loan to buy a farm the other day and when the loan officer asked him what he knew about farming he said that he raised 5000 cocks last year alone, hahahaha, what a penis puffer.

Squad must have gotten this joke from someone in his class. You must be excited with your grade school grad coming up.

[pumphard]

Hahaha, that actually made me laugh.

And then you wonder why I call u a geek..............

[MisterMagoo]

Hahahahaha yes!!!!!!!!! The mighty SQUAD's ability to quickly force every Mcsalad munching 132 pound pec-deck titan into a pool of their own musclemilk faeces is stronger than ever, and spreading across the globe!!!!!!!!!!!

Just this morning I was reading the council internal electronic noticeboard (whic has around 10-12,000 people reading it daily), when I noticed a post titled "Heating", which read "Does anybody know who deals with the temperature control of our office? My colleagues and I are sitting in our coats!!!!!!" 

yes, oh brother. That's exactly what I thought too my bretheren.

I knew I had to act quickly and destroy this whiny little frost conductor before things got out of control, so I replied on the noticeboard saying "Why dont you just go and turn the heating on then?" hahaha

Within 2 minutes the little cum reservoir replied on the board saying "ummm, well if you were the one sitting here with blue hands trying to work then you wouldn't be making stupid jokes!"

Hahahaha hook line and sinker my bitches!!!!!!

From the evident gayness in the tone of his reply, it was clear that "Alan Huxter" had seen more free willy than sea world. Realising I had a captive audience of thousands, I needed to execute some swift SQUAD destruction!!!!

I looked to the master of ownage The Squadfather for some timely guidance and settled for a "Calm down tiger, it ain't that serious." hahahahaha

BAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! Within minutes my inbox was flooded with messages like "well it will be serious if you piss me off anymore daniel" and "Why dont you come over here and tell us all how to turn the heating on then...?" hahahahahahahahaha the MIGHTY SQUAD STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

i can just imagine your pathetic ass sitting there quivering with glee because you can't get getbig off your mind even during your work day.

like BSB said, this kind of idiotic forced shit is why the squad stopped being funny.

[sgt. d]

Oh brother, another little runt mutt trying to take a bite out of the big dogs.

Who are you again little boy?