this place is about ownings. yesterday berzerkfury showed up after been gone for weeks and i owned him. and today i owned stark. that's 2 ownings in 2 days!
who knows who might show up tomorrow?! maybe i can own three people in a row! a hat-trick!
the v is a very exciting place to be right now! 
What a pathetic life you lead. I slapped you in the proverbial mouth but due to the fact that I couldn't care less about spending 14+ hours a day here like you do I'm not here to defend myself while you prance around patting yourself on the back for replying to the 10 posts I made 45+ times in the span of an hour. That's something to be proud of Bluto.
The funniest thing is that when you step away from this board for a while and come back to see a middle-aged guy like Bluto posting on here 14+ hours a day, 7 days a week, it really makes one thankful for the fact that when they're 30+ they'll most likely have better things to do than campaign for moderator of a board that 10 people post on.
I'm still at a loss as to how you think you're deserving of moderator. I can dig up 4500 posts of yours where you claim you dont read the V, about how it's such a shitty board, and how you couldn't care less about it. Then again, whether you get moderator or not doesn't really matter. This board's pretty sad now. There aren't even any insults to laugh at anymore. It's a bunch of crybabies arguing about who gets control of a board that has 0 rules to begin with. What does being moderator even accomplish on the V, everything flies here. Last time you had control of an alphabet board was a disaster Bluto, I doubt Ron's going to go with that experiment again. Or do you forget the clusterfuck that has been the Y since BSB and Bald stepped down?
Anyone who can read without mouthing the words aloud as they go, knows that people wanted the squad dismantled. Some of them got their personal info posted, both here and elsewhere. Some of it targeted family members and was disgusting. Added to that were leaked pms and further assorted dramas. Other people who post here were turned off by it and left. Not my business, except all I was pointing out was that the squad brought the funny, and now it's gone.
As far as Kiwi, no I don't feel bad for him... live by the sword, blah blah blah. Maybe he's in a white room playing with his own feces, maybe he really is rich beyond anyone's imaginings. Not the point.
I was kidding CQ. He never stopped women from posting at all, but he did used to joke that you had post pics of your boobies to do so.
I couldn't care less that three year old pictures and my personal info. was posted. It just went to show how insecure 99% of the people on this site are and can't take the fact that not everyone on the internet exists to pat them on the back for mediocre feats. It's more laughable than anything. The funniest thing is that I know who dug it up and who controlled the gimmicks.
I can already predict Bluto's reply. "Too long didn't read" or some other overused line but we all know the truth. He'll smash his keyboard, grind his teeth and buckle down for another 14 hours of "ownings" as everyone continues to shit all over him.
Damn, that's one long fucking post. Might as well get the "meltdown" out of the way!!!!
