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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #125 on: June 01, 2007, 01:40:07 PM »
Cripes!  This gimmick shit has got to stop.  If you don't have the BALLS to post under one name, get the f**k off the boards.   >:(
When you shout balls it makes me giggle..just a little... ;D

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #126 on: June 01, 2007, 01:42:02 PM »
I don't think she's a gimmick SF.  I think she's for real.


finally you get me.  I'm 3 or 5 thousand miles away and as many hours.
I'm Linda in London.

I've proved that
thanks LL
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(quite why they start going on about gimmicks when I'm only being real and answering the thread is way beyond my scope of understanding...

maybe I should go get something to eat or watch TV or maybe I'll call the hot 21 year Italian next door.


ps:  ask STella or Deedee or Jag/Judi or ~flower~ or Ron or even AS.

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #127 on: June 01, 2007, 01:43:33 PM »
I just type 90wpm and am honest

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #128 on: June 01, 2007, 01:45:27 PM »
Cripes!  This gimmick shit has got to stop.  If you don't have the BALLS to post under one name, get the f**k off the boards.   >:(

LL, do you want me to explain the bloke gimmicks?  I tend to just go along with it...
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They're funny



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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #129 on: June 01, 2007, 01:47:07 PM »

finally you get me.  I'm 3 or 5 thousand miles away and as many hours.
I'm Linda in London.

I've proved that
thanks LL
xL

(quite why they start going on about gimmicks when I'm only being real and answering the thread is way beyond my scope of understanding...

maybe I should go get something to eat or watch TV or maybe I'll call the hot 21 year Italian next door.


ps:  ask STella or Deedee or Jag/Judi or ~flower~ or Ron or even AS.
Ring Ring Hello Old style Italian Pizzaria how may I help you...OH sure Ms Loonda we will send up your standing order, 3 meat lovers and a case of red, no problem your our best customer... ;D

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #130 on: June 01, 2007, 01:49:29 PM »
ROFL

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #131 on: June 01, 2007, 01:53:10 PM »
Ring Ring Hello Old style Italian Pizzaria how may I help you...OH sure Ms Loonda we will send up your standing order, 3 meat lovers and a case of red, no problem your our best customer... ;D

Cheers darlin'

(See, I said he could be funny and perhaps he's trying to be charming.
I'm not going to go to battle about whether I'm a gimmick or not, okay?

I reckon we could attempt to ask politely (or even make them) be decent if and when they come to the girly place
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #132 on: June 01, 2007, 01:59:10 PM »
how many times have you been fucked?


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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #133 on: June 01, 2007, 02:01:19 PM »
Cheers darlin'

(See, I said he could be funny and perhaps he's trying to be charming.
I'm not going to go to battle about whether I'm a gimmick or not, okay?

I reckon we could attempt to ask politely (or even make them) be decent if and when they come to the girly place
xL
I think I threw up a little in my mouth... :-X

It's all supposed to be funny if not I will work harder... ;D

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #134 on: June 01, 2007, 02:08:27 PM »
So make me really laugh.  Can you count on your right hand or are you ambidextrous?

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I haven't yet done the rolling on the floor or carpet thing yet.  I'm still sitting here on my bar stool.

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #135 on: June 01, 2007, 02:10:43 PM »
So make me really laugh.  Can you count on your right hand or are you ambidextrous?

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OK why is six afraid of seven?  ;D

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #136 on: June 01, 2007, 02:14:48 PM »
OK why is six afraid of seven?  ;D

I know this one.  At least I've heard it before.  I just can't remember.

Pray tell?


I hope it has something to do with the fucking thread...

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #137 on: June 01, 2007, 02:16:52 PM »
I know this one.  At least I've heard it before.  I just can't remember.

Pray tell?


I hope it has something to do with the fucking thread...
Because seven,eight,nine.... ;D

Nope I lost track of this thread a long time ago, for me it just because another round of poke the english "Lady" for laughs... ;D

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #138 on: June 01, 2007, 02:17:17 PM »
six is the smallest perfect number.  the next is 28.  the only digits that divide into

blah they all go into 6


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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #139 on: June 01, 2007, 02:18:50 PM »
six is the smallest perfect number.  the next is 28.  the only digits that divide into

blah they all go into 6


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Is this the number that goes into you? ;D Far from perfect I bet but closer to the number of the beast... ;D

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #140 on: June 01, 2007, 02:20:18 PM »
Because seven,eight,nine.... ;D

Nope another round of poke the english bitch for laughs... ;D


As long as you don't instigate another meltdown I'm fine.
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and I so doubt that that could happen again.

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #141 on: June 01, 2007, 02:27:58 PM »

As long as you don't instigate another meltdown I'm fine.
xL

and I so doubt that that could happen again.
No it's much more fun when you play my straitman and keep setting me up. I don't want to see you leave or lose it, this has been fun today. ...ok maybe more so for me... ;D

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #142 on: June 11, 2007, 11:29:44 AM »
im in wales in the UK i'm male 26 and slept with 12 girls.  Im goodlooking and the simple reason most men have slept with tonnes more girls than me is this.....

They fuck mingers, ok they can say they've shagged there fair share of hot girls too but you take away the mingers from the list and your probably left with about how many ive slept with or less.

Girls .....usually have slept with more and lie about it or less and cant fuck

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #143 on: June 11, 2007, 02:52:54 PM »


Girls .....usually have slept with more and lie about it or less and cant fuck

bingo...


this is why i will never marry..if i cant trust her on this..

why CAN i trust her  :-\
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #144 on: June 12, 2007, 05:49:14 AM »
bingo...


this is why i will never marry..if i cant trust her on this..

why CAN i trust her  :-\
To be truthful Toxi, it's none of your business who or how many she slept with "before" you.  Just like it is none of her business who/who many you were with prior.  What matters is where you both are at that time and where you wanna take it.  So if you are going to base getting married or not getting married on this...you're probably gonna be alone a long time.   :-\
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #145 on: June 12, 2007, 06:23:49 AM »
To be truthful Toxi, it's none of your business who or how many she slept with "before" you.  Just like it is none of her business who/who many you were with prior.  What matters is where you both are at that time and where you wanna take it.  So if you are going to base getting married or not getting married on this...you're probably gonna be alone a long time.   :-\

Bullshit. it is relevant information, each person you sleep with changes you . . . some a little, some a lot.

that said, I'm in favor of non-disclosure . . .

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #146 on: June 12, 2007, 07:22:09 AM »
Bullshit. it is relevant information, each person you sleep with changes you . . . some a little, some a lot.

that said, I'm in favor of non-disclosure . . .
And what does that have to do with who you are with at the present time?  Why would it matter to Mike if I slept with 2 guys in my whole life or 20?  Unless of course I had some disease...that info is definitely something that should be divulged...not how many people one's has been with.  How ever many people you sleep with that you say "changed you to who you are now" is what it is.  You can't go back.  The person either likes you as you are, or they don't and move on.
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