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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #150 on: May 29, 2007, 01:09:26 PM »
Quote from: WetWorker on May 29, 2007, 01:05:17 PM
Defend him all you want the dude smoked pole and liked it.........alot....its all that semen that made him crazy...so I heard

You heard dick!!!

You're probably jealous because not even in your wildest dreams you could be 1/34 of the man Patrick Bateman was in the movie. Such sophystication and debonair.....I bet you put on a freezer gel mask over your face after watching the movie.
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #151 on: May 29, 2007, 01:12:49 PM »
Quote from: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 01:09:26 PM
You heard dick!!!

You're probably jealous because not even in your wildest dreams you could be 1/34 of the man Patrick Bateman was in the movie. Such sophystication and debonair.....I bet you put on a freezer gel mask over your face after watching the movie.

Hey don't call me a dick and let Patrick Bateman here you.......he'll be begging to suck me off.....u know like you do at all the gay clubs you and him frequent 8)
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #152 on: May 29, 2007, 01:14:24 PM »
Quote from: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 12:58:16 PM
Could you please post your signature phrase under the page? Something like "Murders & executions"....

Hmmm, all the good ones wont fit.
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #153 on: May 29, 2007, 01:23:33 PM »
We need a thread about Team Patrick Bateman.... ;)
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #154 on: May 29, 2007, 01:27:47 PM »
Quote from: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 01:23:33 PM
We need a thread about Team Patrick Bateman.... ;)

Great minds think alike.
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #155 on: May 29, 2007, 01:32:59 PM »
the following list of bodybuilders are pending review to be accepted to team Patrick Bateman:

Arnold Schwarzenegger


i'm googling up information on this character as we speak to see if he's worthy.
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #156 on: May 29, 2007, 01:35:51 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on May 29, 2007, 01:32:59 PM
the following list of bodybuilders are pending review to be accepted to team Patrick Bateman:

Arnold Schwarzenegger


i'm googling up information on this character as we speak to see if he's worthy.

Of course The Oak is approved...He is successful, a womanizer, confident, arrogant and takes care of himself....
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #157 on: May 29, 2007, 01:37:14 PM »
hahaha, Team Patrick Bateman is becoming huge! :D
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #158 on: May 29, 2007, 01:37:42 PM »
Quote from: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 01:35:51 PM
Of course The Oak is approved...He is successful, a womanizer, confident, arrogant and takes care of himself....

indeed.

to confirm, here's a clip of Arnold being Batemanesque

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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #159 on: May 29, 2007, 01:38:16 PM »
Quote from: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 01:35:51 PM
Of course The Oak is approved...He is successful, a womanizer, confident, arrogant and takes care of himself....

I second the motion.
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #160 on: May 29, 2007, 01:39:06 PM »
Plus Patrick Bateman will enjoy looking at his nude photos
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #161 on: May 29, 2007, 01:41:35 PM »
I would like to propose the induction of Dorian Yates as a Team Patrick Bateman approved bodybuilder. Teh guy owned Sean Rey's ass so hard it wouldn't even be so funny as if a rat crawled up his inside by an inserted pole.

Nevermind the fact that Yates is a womanizer, too. See Dutch promoter Lilly Cavallo.
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #162 on: May 29, 2007, 01:42:42 PM »
Hey, Power Rod, how about changing the name of this thread to TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN?
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #163 on: May 29, 2007, 01:44:28 PM »
Quote from: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 01:41:35 PM
I would like to propose the induction of Dorian Yates as a Team Patrick Bateman approved bodybuilder. Teh guy owned Sean Rey's ass so hard it wouldn't even be so funny as if a rat crawled up his inside by an inserted pole.

Nevermind the fact that Yates is a womanizer, too. See Dutch promoter Lilly Cavallo.

we need documentation.  dig something up on this controversial event.
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #164 on: May 29, 2007, 01:45:31 PM »
We should just make clear rules for people approved by Team Patrick Bateman based on his qualities....
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #165 on: May 29, 2007, 01:47:29 PM »
Quote from: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 01:45:31 PM
We should just make clear rules for people approved by Team Patrick Bateman based on his qualities....

well, Craig Titus is an honorary member for reasons that don't need explaining!  Very Batemanesque!
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
« Reply #166 on: May 29, 2007, 01:50:57 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on May 29, 2007, 01:47:29 PM
well, Craig Titus is an honorary member for reasons that don't need explaining!  Very Batemanesque!

I totally agree...Those approved should have qualities being: Self-absorbed, Narcissistic, homicidal, successful, well groomed, intelligent, you guys add some more.....
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
« Reply #167 on: May 29, 2007, 03:07:33 PM »
I want in

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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
« Reply #168 on: May 29, 2007, 03:08:36 PM »
Quote from: tleilaxutank on May 29, 2007, 03:07:33 PM
I want in



easy...just get a patric batemen avatar and write TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN under it
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
« Reply #169 on: May 29, 2007, 03:16:03 PM »
I'm actually getting new business cards this week...
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
« Reply #170 on: May 29, 2007, 05:04:58 PM »
Quote from: tleilaxutank on May 29, 2007, 03:16:03 PM
I'm actually getting new business cards this week...
get one with a tasteful thickness
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
« Reply #171 on: May 29, 2007, 05:11:16 PM »
Join Team Machinist if you're dieting.
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
« Reply #172 on: May 29, 2007, 05:13:58 PM »
no one on Team Patrick Bateman needs to diet.  In our own heads, we're already perfect, even though we make the general population vomit at the sight of us shirtless.
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
« Reply #173 on: May 29, 2007, 05:14:42 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on May 29, 2007, 05:13:58 PM
no one on Team Patrick Bateman needs to diet.  In our own heads, we're already perfect, even though we make the general population vomit at the sight of us shirtless.

Does Patrick Bateman accept gay men? 
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Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
« Reply #174 on: May 29, 2007, 05:15:27 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on May 29, 2007, 05:13:58 PM
no one on Team Patrick Bateman needs to diet.  In our own heads, we're already perfect, even though we make the general population vomit at the sight of us shirtless.

Incorrect.

Patrick said he was on a diet, and he said "you can always improve" when asked by his secretary why he was on a diet.
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