Ed, have you given any thought to security? Almost no one here wants to see you accosted by men with enormous mid sections, ever shrinking extremities, and cro-magnon features. All loyal Getbiggers would be horrified to see you struck by a lisping man-bag wielding schmoe!
I beg of you, Special Ed, prepare your security entourage well in advance! With all of Getbig at your disposal, you could hand pick a crew the likes of which hasn't been seen since Hannibal's A-Team! A veritable "Mystery Men" of meltdown makers! Should The Rumble in The Jungle Room ensue, you'll know you're in good hands with a crew that can make wise arsed comments at a blistering rate of up to 40 per day!
Excellent point as usual Tapeworm. Fortunately, Special Ed has the finest security detail this side of Mariah Carey:

MattC as Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck, the mildly androgenous but tough as nails spokesman.
Blockhead as Col. John "Hannibal" Smith, the man with the plan and unofficial leader of the unit.
HugePecs as Sgt. Bosco Albert "BA" Baracus, the man with the short fuse and steel fists.
Special Ed as Cptn HM Murdock, the slightly off-kilter and possibly insane troublemaker.
We need the A-Team for this event because there are forces plotting against us, such as:




It will be a battle for the ages!