Top Things you should never ever do or say at getbig..

[The_Punisher]

#21- we need to bring back the raw humor that getbig is known for..........by the way, where is this dude known as "THE BLOCKHEAD" his writing was good at best.

[Stark]

just add them to the list

No

[HowieW]

just add them to the list

Hey Bluto, why the endless , ad naseum attacks here? wtf? why not just chill out and be funny c'mon.

[Stark]

Hey Bluto, why the endless , ad naseum attacks here? wtf? why not just chill out and be funny c'mon.

cuz it's in his nature

He lives in a dark cold wet basement cannot afford the rent to get out of his parents home and is generally pretty unhappy

[Joey Tito]

Hey Bluto, why the endless , ad naseum attacks here? wtf? why not just chill out and be funny c'mon.

Bluto, lead Howie alone.  He's a great guy and is pretty funny to boot.

[emn1964]

Addition:  Never claim to have arms of any size; never claim to weigh anything; never claim to have a bodyfat percentage of any amount.  So, in sum, never make any claims about your physique.

[wes mantooth]

Good list. So listen up people below 1000 posts..

WE ARE YOUR SENIOR as I respect the ones above me

post count has nothing to do with respect....any fat retard can post all day....

[Stark]

post count has nothing to do with respect....any fat retard can post all day....

*cought*Bluto who got himself banned from the X*cough*

[wes mantooth]

Addition:  Never claim to have arms of any size; never claim to weigh anything; never claim to have a bodyfat percentage of any amount.  So, in sum, never make any claims about your physique.

LOL...everyones arms are an "epic" 14 inches on getbig....  EVERYONES!!!!!!

[BroadStreetBruiser]

Number 3 is void if you've never talked shit about saying you are a monster.

[Stark]

LOL...everyones arms are an "epic" 14 inches on getbig....   EVERYONES!!!!!!

Nice Added to the list Point 17

[Earl1972]

I make my own rules

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[Stark]

I make my own rules

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Shut up you c unt and go with the program

[BEAST 8692]

lol, i've been reeading these crazy threads on getbig for many years now and i just wanted y'all to know, i'm finally here. yay

just to give y'all the run down on my stats, i can bench 500lbs raw for 10, squat 800 for 12 (15 on a good day) and i've got 20.5" arms cold (26 with a pump ).

wtf is up with this ron dude guys. he runs a fucking bbing site and he looks like rosanne barr's fat ass brother that fat fuck jesus killer needs to get a reality check don't ya think?

hey bluto, wassup dude? yes i agree that little skin head wannabe punk, stark, better pull his fucknuckle melon in or i'll do the fucking mma on his ass, fo real

and if you wanna meet up stark baby you know where to find me biatch

wtf is with that spaghetti armed luke wood? i mean why does that skinny fuck even come to a hardcore board like this and wtf is goin on with his package melissa got a bigger dick than him and she's not even done with her sex change yet. he better fucking bulk up because when i show my cannons at the mr getbig he'll be eatin my shit fo real.

[FinnPilot]

lol, i've been reeading these crazy threads on getbig for many years now and i just wanted y'all to know, i'm finally here. yay

just to give y'all the run down on my stats, i can bench 500lbs raw for 10, squat 800 for 12 (15 on a good day) and i've got 20.5" arms cold (26 with a pump ).

wtf is up with this ron dude guys. he runs a fucking bbing site and he looks like rosanne barr's fat ass brother that fat fuck jesus killer needs to get a reality check don't ya think?

hey bluto, wassup dude? yes i agree that little skin head wannabe punk, stark, better pull his fucknuckle melon in or i'll do the fucking mma on his ass, fo real

and if you wanna meet up stark baby you know where to find me biatch

wtf is with that spaghetti armed luke wood? i mean why does that skinny fuck even come to a hardcore board like this and wtf is goin on with his package melissa got a bigger dick than him and she's not even done with her sex change yet. he better fucking bulk up because when i show my cannons at the mr getbig he'll be eatin my shit fo real.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[GroinkTropin]

Again helping out all the noobs at getbig so they may familiarize themself with getbigs unspoken rules...

1) No "Hi I'm finally here" threads and if you do don't say you have been lurking for years and now decided it's time to join the madness
2) Don't say you can squat bench or lift what ever weight unless you can prove it.
3) Don't post images of yourself unless you are a Pro or have a Pro like physique, if you do be prepaid for a shitstorm.
4) Don't call Ron fat he is our leader and we love him and unless you have prove yourself worthy you have no business criticising "Ze Führer"
5) Ron is Jewish, so you may want to stay clear making fun of certain things that have happend in the past, he is a good sport but you don't need to push it.
6) Don't reply to Bluto's threads or posts.
7) Don't pick on Mellisa unless you want to be kicked out of the Steroid board subsequently don't make fun of any Testosterone beast unless you don't need the Steroid board.
Don't post porn images in the Gossip most of us here surf from work.
9) Don't say you have owned somebody unless he/she has publicly melted down and or has written an apology
10) Don't use the N word, we have a bunch of brothers on this board and we love them as much as anybody else.
11) Don't post funny Top 10 lists, Special (Deserter) Ed is the only one qualified to do so.
11a) Don't call Hedge a #### if he moves your Gossip/Off Topics, Hedge is the coolest mod around here if you post off topic be prepaired to have it moved.

Getbig's additions:

12) Don't walk thru the door starting shit like you own the place... cuz you don't you are a bottumfeeding maggot and need to prove yourself first.
13) Never start a cyber fight unless you are willing to pay for the flighttickets to vegas.
14) Don't talk about "people" you know that are bigger or stronger.
15) You are n o t  an MMA fighter... period
16) You claiming to have 19+ inch guns means shit, EVERYBODY at getbig has guns bigger than 17inch deal with it.

I update this list when I see fit.

Do you actually have a life or something resembling one? You are on here 24/7 and you post post post post post I mean seriously.

[The Coach]

Again helping out all the noobs at getbig so they may familiarize themself with getbigs unspoken rules...

1) No "Hi I'm finally here" threads and if you do don't say you have been lurking for years and now decided it's time to join the madness
2) Don't say you can squat bench or lift what ever weight unless you can prove it.
3) Don't post images of yourself unless you are a Pro or have a Pro like physique, if you do be prepaid for a shitstorm.
4) Don't call Ron fat he is our leader and we love him and unless you have prove yourself worthy you have no business criticising "Ze Führer"
5) Ron is Jewish, so you may want to stay clear making fun of certain things that have happend in the past, he is a good sport but you don't need to push it.
6) Don't reply to Bluto's threads or posts.
7) Don't pick on Mellisa unless you want to be kicked out of the Steroid board subsequently don't make fun of any Testosterone beast unless you don't need the Steroid board.
Don't post porn images in the Gossip most of us here surf from work.
9) Don't say you have owned somebody unless he/she has publicly melted down and or has written an apology
10) Don't use the N word, we have a bunch of brothers on this board and we love them as much as anybody else.
11) Don't post funny Top 10 lists, Special (Deserter) Ed is the only one qualified to do so.
11a) Don't call Hedge a #### if he moves your Gossip/Off Topics, Hedge is the coolest mod around here if you post off topic be prepaired to have it moved.

Getbig's additions:

12) Don't walk thru the door starting shit like you own the place... cuz you don't you are a bottumfeeding maggot and need to prove yourself first.
13) Never start a cyber fight unless you are willing to pay for the flighttickets to vegas.
14) Don't talk about "people" you know that are bigger or stronger.
15) You are n o t  an MMA fighter... period
16) You claiming to have 19+ inch guns means shit, EVERYBODY at getbig has guns bigger than 17inch deal with it.

I update this list when I see fit.

Stark.......do you have a job? I ask because you're on here all day everyday and start about 50 threads a day.

[Stark]

lol, i've been reeading these crazy threads on getbig for many years now and i just wanted y'all to know, i'm finally here. yay

just to give y'all the run down on my stats, i can bench 500lbs raw for 10, squat 800 for 12 (15 on a good day) and i've got 20.5" arms cold (26 with a pump ).

wtf is up with this ron dude guys. he runs a fucking bbing site and he looks like rosanne barr's fat ass brother that fat fuck jesus killer needs to get a reality check don't ya think?

hey bluto, wassup dude? yes i agree that little skin head wannabe punk, stark, better pull his fucknuckle melon in or i'll do the fucking mma on his ass, fo real

and if you wanna meet up stark baby you know where to find me biatch

wtf is with that spaghetti armed luke wood? i mean why does that skinny fuck even come to a hardcore board like this and wtf is goin on with his package melissa got a bigger dick than him and she's not even done with her sex change yet. he better fucking bulk up because when i show my cannons at the mr getbig he'll be eatin my shit fo real.

hahah that was awesome

[kiwiol]

Stark.......do you have a job? I ask because you're on here all day everyday and start about 50 threads a day.

Some people like fishing, some like posting, some like Xbox etc

Does it really matter what Stark does? It's obvious he ain't stupid

[SS]

Addition:  Never claim to have arms of any size; never claim to weigh anything; never claim to have a bodyfat percentage of any amount.  So, in sum, never make any claims about your physique.

not unless you can back it up.

ever notice the guys that lie melt the quickest

[Stark]

Stark.......do you have a job? I ask because you're on here all day everyday and start about 50 threads a day.

Some people can post from their work... it's called multitasking

Some people like fishing, some like posting, some like Xbox etc

Does it really matter what Stark does? It's obvious he ain't stupid

Are you working atm? Serious question mate.

[kiwiol]

Are you working atm? Serious question mate.

Nope. I retired 6 weeks ago when I turned 31. I just write for a living now

[Stark]

Nope. I retired 6 weeks ago when I turned 31. I just write for a living now

I hate you 

[Camel Jockey]

You shouldn't post a copy of your passport like this dune coon did.. Pathetic..

[Stark]

You shouldn't post a copy of your passport like this dune #### did.. Pathetic..

i'm not a sand nigglet so I don't qualify