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Good Food Scams you have done!
« on: June 08, 2007, 06:51:58 AM »
Go to the Whole foods Market and order 2ps ground beef, 2pds tenderloin or similar.  Switch the price tag labels and ditch the gound beef.  You got a $40 tenderloin dinner and leftovers for $7bucks

Same goes with fish and craglegs ect.

Anyone got anything else?

Haven't done this in years, Cause now I got a job, but worked like a charm when them hunger pains came.
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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2007, 06:54:30 AM »
Tramp.

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2007, 07:21:00 AM »
Go to the Whole foods Market and order 2ps ground beef, 2pds tenderloin or similar.  Switch the price tag labels and ditch the gound beef.  You got a $40 tenderloin dinner and leftovers for $7bucks

Same goes with fish and craglegs ect.

Anyone got anything else?

Haven't done this in years, Cause now I got a job, but worked like a charm when them hunger pains came.


ahahahaha man you re a genius. great tip chainsaw

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2007, 07:23:18 AM »
for any fools who try this.  It is illegal. It's called shoplifting and I'm pretty sure you poor sobs would cry like little school girls when the cops arrest you for it.  PATHETIC!

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2007, 07:38:43 AM »
buy, use, return, repeat at GNC

sups and food for free, the money up front is just a deposit LOL

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2007, 08:07:36 AM »
Go to the Whole foods Market and order 2ps ground beef, 2pds tenderloin or similar.  Switch the price tag labels and ditch the gound beef.  You got a $40 tenderloin dinner and leftovers for $7bucks

Same goes with fish and craglegs ect.

Anyone got anything else?

Haven't done this in years, Cause now I got a job, but worked like a charm when them hunger pains came.

thats really shitty dude, cause the butchers gonna have to pay for that.

Do you live in basement BTW?

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2007, 10:46:20 AM »
Here's my favorite food scam. I buy pre-made Chicken Marsala in a tub from the refrigerated meat section. Chicken Marsala always gives me the shits. I eat it and then take the package with me to the toilet. I crap my watery waste directly into the package, then re-seal it.

I take it back to the store the next day in a grocery bag and say, "Does this smell bad to you?" I love the look on the return girl's face after catching a whiff of my Poo Goo. It's always a near-barf as they tie up the bag and process my refund in three seconds.
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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2007, 10:48:57 AM »
Here's my favorite food scam. I buy pre-made Chicken Marsala in a tub from the refrigerated meat section. Chicken Marsala always gives me the shits. I eat it and then take the package with me to the toilet. I crap my watery waste directly into the package, then re-seal it.

I take it back to the store the next day in a grocery bag and say, "Does this smell bad to you?" I love the look on the return girl's face after catching a whiff of my Poo Goo. It's always a near-barf as they tie up the bag and process my refund in three seconds.

never happend  ::) :P

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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2007, 10:50:45 AM »
never happend  ::) :P
I have it on video. I'll throw it up on Youtube this weekend.
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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2007, 10:52:13 AM »
thats really shitty dude, cause the butchers gonna have to pay for that.

Do you live in basement BTW?

No he doesn't.
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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2007, 10:53:35 AM »
buy, use, return, repeat at GNC

sups and food for free, the money up front is just a deposit LOL

Never thought of that one, they do honor the%100 gurantee. 
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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2007, 10:54:48 AM »
No he doesn't.

are you sure your not the type of guy who lives in a 'bunker', with tubs of protein powder, animal paks and a plastic fan

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2007, 10:55:17 AM »
are you sure your not the type of guy who lives in a 'bunker', with tubs of protein powder, animal paks and a plastic fan

learn to get funny ;D

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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2007, 10:55:55 AM »
Do you live in basement BTW?
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Actually bro, I was homeless and doing a couch tour.  At that time of my life, a basement would have been heaven.
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« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2007, 12:20:13 PM »
Never thought of that one, they do honor the%100 gurantee. 

yep they honor it...sometimes they will hassle you if you return many things at once that are all used up, but they are bound to accept the items and eventually they will (just takes some arguing sometimes, but it is a great excuse to brow beat those idiots).

I used this a lot when I was young enough to think sups worked, and pour enough to not want to pay for them.

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2007, 12:23:09 PM »
thats really shitty dude, cause the butchers gonna have to pay for that.

Do you live in basement BTW?

does every american have a basement....whats the deal with this?

you all talk about it like its the kitchen or something...as if ppl are guaranteed to have a basement

my basement is full of dust, dirt and shite....there are wires everywhere and u cant even stand up!

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« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2007, 12:24:50 PM »
does every american have a basement....whats the deal with this?

you all talk about it like its the kitchen or something...as if ppl are guaranteed to have a basement

my basement is full of dust, dirt and shite....there are wires everywhere and u cant even stand up!

You like it? Your basement I mean?

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2007, 12:30:27 PM »
yep they honor it...sometimes they will hassle you if you return many things at once that are all used up, but they are bound to accept the items and eventually they will (just takes some arguing sometimes, but it is a great excuse to brow beat those idiots).

I used this a lot when I was young enough to think sups worked, and pour enough to not want to pay for them.

when you were young enough to think supplements worked?

when did you discover they didnt work?......

a)when someone on the internet told you so?

b)when you started taking gear and figured sups didnt work in comparison?



they are a supplement...they are not miracles

ive heard someone on getbig say this before....love this sort of stuff

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2007, 12:32:19 PM »
You like it? Your basement I mean?

naaaa its shite.....as i said.


would be good to have a basement big enough for a pool table or something though....


so i suppose you have a basement then?

where you from?



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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2007, 12:37:07 PM »
naaaa its shite.....as i said.


would be good to have a basement big enough for a pool table or something though....


so i suppose you have a basement then?

where you from?




Nope no basement.... Germany.... living in Ireland....

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2007, 12:38:53 PM »
I'm not a thief. Never took a fucking dime from anyone my whole life.

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2007, 12:42:31 PM »
Nope no basement.... Germany.... living in Ireland....

ahhhhh....   im in scotland......glasgow... .

are you german?

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« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2007, 12:44:43 PM »
ahhhhh....   im in scotland......glasgow... .

are you german?

Indeed I am, are you going to hate me now because my grandad bombed London?

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Re: Good Food Scams you have done!
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2007, 12:45:19 PM »
I knew a character that went in wal mart and purchased a $800 computer, took it out of the store and then quickly came back in and took another one directly out the other set of doors and when they asked if he payed for it he showed them the receipt for the previously bought one. im sure it could work with a can or two of tuna?