Exactly! Because who someone is...is defined by their sexuality. Everything else stems from that. Like say Da Vinci. He may have personally led Europe out of the dark ages with painting, sculpture, invention and mathematics...but all those things pale beside the one indisputable fact of importance...he was queer.
Alexander the Great had a similiar problem. Most people dont know but in addition to being gay he also did a little conquering...a small fact hardly noticeable when measured up against his "penile tissue" appreciations! (to quote a favorite theme by one of our fatter members).
You see kiddies, what you do in life, what you write, discover, explorer, create or destroy is irrellevant to what type of person you put your penis into.
In fact, I have made partial list of famous queers who might have done somthing else with their lives every now and then:
FEMALE
Sappho, Greek poet (600 B.C.)
Queen Christina, Swedish ruler (1626-1689)
Madame de Stael, French author (1766-1817)
Emily Dickinson, American poet (1830-1886)
Willa Cather, American author (1873-1947)
Gertrude Stein, American author (1874-1946)
Virginia Woolf, British author (1882-1941)
Vita Sackville-West, British author (1892-1962)
MALE
Zeno, Greek philosopher (500 B.C.)
Sophocles, Greek playwright (496?-406 B.C.)
Socrates, Greek philosopher (470?-399 B.C.)
Aristotle, Greek philosopher (384-322 B.C.)
Alexander the Great, Macedonian ruler (356-323 B.C.)
Emperor Hadrian, Roman ruler (76-138 A.D.)
Richard the Lion-Hearted, British ruler (1157-1199)
Richard II, British ruler (1367-1400)
Leonardo da Vinci, painter-scientist (1452-1519)
Benvenuto Cellini, Italian goldsmith (1500-1571)
Christopher Marlowe, British playwright (1564-1593)
King James I, British ruler (1566-1625)
John Milton, British poet (1608-1674)
Jean Baptiste Lully, French composer (1632-1687)
Frederick the Great, Prussian ruler (1712-1786)
King Gustav III, Swedish ruler (1746-1792)
Baron Alexander von Humboldt, German naturalist (1769-1859)
Lord Byron, British poet (1788-1824)
Hans Christian Andersen, Danish author (1805-1875)
Walt Whitman, American poet (1819-1892)
Samuel Butler, British author (1835-1902)
Algernon Swinburne, British poet (1837-1909)
Petr Ilich Tchaikovsky, Russian composer (1840-1893)
Paul Verlaine, French poet (1844-1896)
Oscar Wilde, Irish playwright (1854-1900)
Frederick Rolfe (Baron Corvo), British author (1860-1913)
Andre Gide, French author (1869-1951)
Marcel Proust, French author (1871-1922)
E. M. Forster, British author (1879-1970)
John Maynard Keynes, British economist (1883-1946)
Sir Harold Nicholson, British author-diplomat (1886-1968)
Capt. Ernst Roehm, German Nazi leader (1887-1934)
T. E. Lawrence, British soldier-author (1888-1935)
Jean Cocteau, French author (1889-1963)
Christopher Isherwood, British author (1904- )
Dag Hammarskjold, Swedish secretary-general U.N. (1905-1961)
W. H. Auden, British-American poet (1907- )
Jean Genet, French playwright (1909- )
Tennessee Williams, American playwright (1911- )
Brendan Behan, Irish author (1923-1964)
The important thing with the list above is not to read their accomplishments...but just insert the word Lesbo, fag, penis puffer, carpet muncher, etc, after. By doing that we assure ourselves no danger of becoming more intelligent. And we sure as hell don't want to do that!
Now that we all understand, we can go back to snickering in the corner.
There is no friend anywhere - Lao Tse
Who cares about all those losers! Branch Warren is cooler than all those people put together! And Bob Paris was a swimmer! This thread eats shit! I like the fact that BB is a subculture - like the old expression goes: " I would rather look like Bertil Fox and never win an Olympia than look like Frank Zane and win three!"
