Author Topic: BRUTAL OWNAGE OF TALL LANKY YOUNG GUY AND HIS FATHER AT SAMS CLUB!!!!! (Read 13344 times)

The Squadfather · « **on:** June 14, 2007, 05:17:15 PM »

hahahaha, there's this tall lanky kid around 20, 6'4" 195 pounds wearing an Arnold Classic 2007 ballcap with his dad buying him some groceries for the week in a futile attempt to get bigger and i say to him, "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!! did you go?" he says "yeah", i say, "man some of those guys are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you see Ronnie Coleman? and he says, "no i didn't" and i say, "man big guy you're gonna be that big in a few years, i'm trying to get these little toothpicks as big as yours!!!" as i flex my arm totally dwarfing his, hahahahaha.

SirTraps · « **Reply #1 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:25:37 PM »

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #2 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:27:24 PM »

Demoralizing father and son alike!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #3 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:28:29 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on June 14, 2007, 05:27:24 PM

Demoralizing father and son alike!

hahahahaha, i hate to do it but it's my duty.

climber · « **Reply #4 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:28:32 PM »

heh, another one of your daily daydreams....

Jake_W · « **Reply #5 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:29:54 PM »

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:45:29 PM »

i hope for the kids sake the father took the shopping cart and rammed his son into the fat free ice cream freezer with it!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2007, 06:22:08 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on June 14, 2007, 05:45:29 PM

i hope for the kids sake the father took the shopping cart and rammed his son into the fat free ice cream freezer with it!

hahahahahaha.

nycbull · « **Reply #8 on:** June 14, 2007, 07:12:40 PM »

I wish you could travel the globe doing this like some kind of superhero.

warchild · « **Reply #9 on:** June 14, 2007, 07:20:02 PM »

Yessss......another fantastic thread from chubfather

tommywishbone · « **Reply #10 on:** June 14, 2007, 07:47:46 PM »

Quote from: SirTraps on June 14, 2007, 05:25:37 PM

Where'd that little monkey get that shirt? I like that shirt.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2007, 07:48:26 PM »

Quote from: nycbull on June 14, 2007, 07:12:40 PM

I wish you could travel the globe doing this like some kind of superhero.

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #12 on:** June 14, 2007, 10:12:11 PM »

You are on the internet bragging about "owning a kid"....?

You've got more issues than Sports Illustrated.

Joey Tito · « **Reply #13 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:04:05 PM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on June 14, 2007, 10:12:11 PM

You are on the internet bragging about "owning a kid"....?

You've got more issues than Sports Illustrated.

Yo akers

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #14 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:33:37 PM »

Yep, in the flesh.

OneManGang · « **Reply #15 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:05:11 AM »

This fantasy is exactly the same as all the other fantasies Squatfatter serves us. Only the names and places varies. Squatfatter being 5'8 190lbs of lard, does not own anyone, other than 90 year old ladies.

phreak · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2007, 01:55:05 AM »

Quote from: OneManGang on June 15, 2007, 12:05:11 AM

Squatfatter being 5'8 190lbs of lard, does not own anyone, other than 90 year old ladies.

"Owning" 90-y.o. ladies? I've never heard cunnilingus described as "owning" before. Interesting.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:50:31 AM »

Quote from: OneManGang on June 15, 2007, 12:05:11 AM

This fantasy is exactly the same as all the other fantasies Squatfatter serves us. Only the names and places varies. Squatfatter being 5'8 190lbs of lard, does not own anyone, other than 90 year old ladies.

try 5'11 245lbs with 35% BF....he is 2 french fries away from a massive coronary

Mars · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2007, 05:08:41 AM »

sick striations on your chest steele pegasus.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2007, 05:16:56 AM »

Quote from: Mars on June 15, 2007, 05:08:41 AM

sick striations on your chest steele pegasus.

thanks man..the triceps and biceps aren't bad either

lol..I thought about doing the Mr.Getbig..but since eveyone won't be natural I am sure that I would be outclassed

cobra484 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 15, 2007, 05:38:43 AM »

I used to enjoy reading the posts on Getbig and laughing. Now they're just pathetically sad. Kinda like a bunch of 12 year old mental midgets living in a fantasy world.

Mars · « **Reply #21 on:** June 15, 2007, 06:05:59 AM »

Hahahaha Dave did it again!!!!!! the "guy" won't recover.

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #22 on:** June 15, 2007, 06:21:35 AM »

hahahah people wearing 'bodybuilding' gear hahahaha

The Squadfather · « **Reply #23 on:** June 15, 2007, 08:12:26 AM »

Quote from: SteelePegasus on June 15, 2007, 05:16:56 AM

thanks man..the triceps and biceps aren't bad either

lol..I thought about doing the Mr.Getbig..but since eveyone won't be natural I am sure that I would be outclassed

hahahaha, your arms are pathetic judging from that picture, they look tiny and smooth, the worst of both worlds but as Mars said, damn good chest.

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2007, 08:42:11 AM »

You do realize that you are the biggest loser on this entire forum? You are approaching 10,000 posts without putting a single thought provoking one on here. It's really sad. You talk about "owning" people with your lard.

You need to come to the realization that there is a difference between big and muscular and big and FAT. You also need to realize that you could post about "owning" people on here from now until the end of time and it will do you no good. We all know you are just another lardo with IES - Imaginary Everything Syndrome.