Hahaha, I love it man! I can't believe you still think it was real, I am pissing myself laughing right now 
How about you read what I said just above?
It was just a joke mate - I just did it for the V's ratings
So if I was you, I'd modify that post to say something far less embarrassing, although we all know you quite well anyway

You should be a gossip column writer, Danny boy
