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« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2007, 09:21:30 AM »

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Hitting NY city is the only way to find the pale you're seeking. For that you'd need an experienced guide.


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« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2007, 10:30:13 AM »

I've been visiting Junaid (Protein Farts) since last Tuesday and we've just returned from a weekend foray in to Ocean City, MD.

Expectations were high for Junaid, in terms of hookups and random sexual encounters.

Suffice to say, all we encountered were alot of families, couples and a boatload of tipsy MILFs.

Not exactly what he or I, for that matter, expected.

Not that I was really looking for sex, but it would have been a pretty pathetic showing if I had been.

Some of it was circumstance, two weekends before the 4th of July, and some of it was probably just us being us.

I suppose my outlook differs from that of most men when it comes to these type of social situations.

My standards don't change regardless of the situation, while most men, in my estimation will compromise for the sake of sex.

Junaid did end up finding one woman who worked out for him.

There weren't many women there who were even on my radar to begin with.

I expected more women of the "pale" variety considering it is the East Coast.

What I saw were more of the same tanned, half-baked, blond nondescript types I left back in Phoenix.

Not that I have anything against all MILFs, but what makes them think that baked turkey look is attractive at 40 even if it was passable fifteen years prior?

One of you, I implore you, please answer for the MILF nation.   Lips sealed



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« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2007, 11:14:32 AM »

wtf is a milf anyways?
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"Mother I'd Like (to) F**k"

Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cbecause they are moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.
Most are in good shape and probably do Kegels regularly or atleast 10 weeks out from competition (Vacation).
MILFs want to party all night, have sex with abandon and with no romantic complications.
These women wanna have fun too, undoubtedly they believe they have earned this right!
In short a MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

FYI Britney Spears is a MILF so 40+ does not a MILF make!
 
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« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2007, 11:15:42 AM »

Several good points, Jake.

I do think there's some validity to the idea that many of these women are trying to relive a portion of the party life they've been missing via long marriages and other various commitments.

Unfortunately, there is no rewind button on the life remote.

As a thirty year old guy, seeing these women sloshed, trying to play the part of women half their age is a bit embarrassing.

I feel sorry for them more than anything.

Junaid wants to come out to Phoenix, so perhaps you can coordinate that for the fall.

On the flipside, I did see some pale girls, but they were strictly jailbait.

Most of the women were tan and that's sad for the eastcoast.

I suppose I'd have to go to New York to find the type of pale pets I prefer...    Lips sealed



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Couldn't you just fall for someone based on other qualities, then just have her lose the tan, and you know, get fluffy for you?  Tongue  
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« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2007, 12:58:18 PM »

"Mother I'd Like (to) F**k"

Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cbecause they are moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.
Most are in good shape and probably do Kegels regularly or atleast 10 weeks out from competition (Vacation).
MILFs want to party all night, have sex with abandon and with no romantic complications.
These women wanna have fun too, undoubtedly they believe they have earned this right!
In short a MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

FYI Britney Spears is a MILF so 40+ does not a MILF make!
 
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Thanks so much HustleMan, that might be the first time ever that I've asked and anyone has kindly done the American translation for me.  I truly appreciate it.

Can I be a milf if I never had kids?  I was just the friend of hers who had to teach (I mean turn down) all the boys...  But maybe there's another better shortform for that?

thanks for making me laugh
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« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2007, 01:10:29 PM »

"Mother I'd Like (to) F**k"

Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cbecause they are moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.
Most are in good shape and probably do Kegels regularly or atleast 10 weeks out from competition (Vacation).
MILFs want to party all night, have sex with abandon and with no romantic complications.
These women wanna have fun too, undoubtedly they believe they have earned this right!
In short a MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

FYI Britney Spears is a MILF so 40+ does not a MILF make!
 
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There are even GILF's   Cheesy
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« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2007, 01:25:32 PM »

I hate to ask, is that a Grandmother?

gotta go, see you tomorrow maybe


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« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2007, 01:28:14 PM »

Couldn't you just fall for someone based on other qualities, then just have her lose the tan, and you know, get fluffy for you?  Tongue  

"Fluffy", LOL!
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« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2007, 02:13:45 PM »



Toxie,

Seeing Div would be a blast but having the time to do it would be really difficult. We'll probably find a few fun things to do there over the 4 months I'll be around. I have a gf so there won't be any playing wing-man or occupying other chicks so you can run game, LOL! But, I will help fine tune your B.S. meter so you can spot the pros and anticipate a lot of their game. Smiley

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Hitting NY city is the only way to find the pale, true goth, sub you're seeking. For that you'd need an experienced guide. I can't stand the city, too crowded. Other than being at an airport, I haven't been there since '88 and it still hasn't been long enough to suit me. If you and Juni had similar tastes, he would have known where to look in Md. to find what you like. I'd guess a lot of pale, depressed chicks would be into poetry. Talk Juni into joining one of those lame really interesting poetry clubs that do readings in bars and coffee houses before your next visit so he can do some recon expand his poetic horizons. Smiley


Doc we can go just for the weekend..friday..sat..su n yanno..then u may fly back and i'll stick around for a few days..

but yeah i'm looking forward to meeting ya bro! Cool


n oh btw..i'm not as sappy in real life as i am on here..i think divs a little surprised by that also...i like poetry..i write it..i like lit..and online since 'you have to read written word" i post lotsa lit and poems..

but i dont exactly go sprouting it off at the bars..poetry clubs..ick..i'd have to kill meself Lips sealed


i AM an attention whore though... Undecided
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« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2007, 02:54:54 PM »

Damn, pickin's were that slim in OC?

Good to hear from ya DIV.

Venom,

If you are looking for pale white women, yes it was pretty dry for me.

Then again, I didn't expect it to be brimming with them either.

Hitting NY city is the only way to find the pale, true goth, sub you're seeking. For that you'd need an experienced guide. I can't stand the city, too crowded. Other than being at an airport, I haven't been there since '88 and it still hasn't been long enough to suit me. If you and Juni had similar tastes, he would have known where to look in Md. to find what you like. I'd guess a lot of pale, depressed chicks would be into poetry. Talk Juni into joining one of those lame really interesting poetry clubs that do readings in bars and coffee houses before your next visit so he can do some recon expand his poetic horizons. Smiley

Jake,

The depression isn't mandatory, but the intelligence and ivory complexion IS.

Feel me?

So far the EastCoast hasn't shown me much, but the Smithsonian Art Museum was pretty raw and real.

Couldn't you just fall for someone based on other qualities, then just have her lose the tan, and you know, get fluffy for you?  Tongue  

I do look for other qualities, but complexion is a deal-breaker.

That's just part of the package, Deeds.



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« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2007, 02:58:52 PM »



can I be a filth?
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« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2007, 03:06:58 PM »

1.  Yes, the DIVISION has returned.  Hopefully, he will grace us w his scintillating presence for a little longer this time.

Couldn't you just fall for someone based on other qualities, then just have her lose the tan, and you know, get fluffy for you?  Tongue  

2.  the ways of DIVISION are like the ways of God, impenetrable to the minds of mortal men/women.
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« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2007, 03:27:19 PM »


btw... in my circles, an unmarried guy in his forties ALSO looks suspect.  Probably has severe issues somewhere in the head, is closeted, has weird sexual appetites no woman could live with day and day out, or is just unwantable in some or many ways.

Either that, or he's just plain smart Grin
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« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2007, 03:27:47 PM »

I give Div credit for his inflexibility in this area. A lot of people wouldn't hold out for the look that brings out their true freak.
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« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2007, 05:27:11 PM »

I give Div credit for his inflexibility in this area. A lot of people wouldn't hold out for the look that brings out their true freak.

Love under Provision.

It's the only way to find what you truly desire.

Join me and we can rule the universe as father and son.

It is your destiny...  Lips sealed


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« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2007, 05:48:21 PM »

Love under Provision.

It's the only way to find what you truly desire.

Join me and we can rule the universe as father and son.

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« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2007, 07:00:19 PM »

Love under Provision.

It's the only way to find what you truly desire.

Join me and we can rule the universe as father and son.

It is your destiny...  Lips sealed


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Unleashing my dark side would be a bad thing, it's barely under control as things are now.
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« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2007, 09:47:03 PM »

Unleashing my dark side would be a bad thing, it's barely under control as things are now.

if i can help it fucker..i'm gonna bring out some sence of romance in you  Angry
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« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2007, 11:26:47 PM »

There's a whole crew of 40-pluses in my office who take yearly vacations as a herd... they're all married but they love to get away it seems, and spend a week laughing and "hooting it up"  Smiley and probably getting too sloshed every night, and from their pics, looks like they have a lot of fun.

That pretty much describes Cleopatra's Party Barge at Ceaser's in Las Vegas....And is why I never fail to stop by there on Friday nights when I'm in town  Wink
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« Reply #44 on: June 27, 2007, 12:21:25 AM »

Did you grow up or something? Grin -Hedge

What type of porn would it take to bring the Hedge off the ledge?

I still haven't found a pale porn actress as delicious as Sabrina Johnson.

Absolutely irresistible.

Unleashing my dark side would be a bad thing, it's barely under control as things are now.

The darkside cannot be tamed, it should be explored and affirmed the same as your positive traits.

There's nothing wrong with understanding and embracing it.

Stay true to your nature and don't ever compromise on that.

if i can help it fucker..i'm gonna bring out some sence of romance in you  Angry

Jake is Jaded.

Nothing else remains.

The damage is done.    Lips sealed




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« Reply #45 on: June 27, 2007, 03:24:37 AM »



Jake is Jaded.

Nothing else remains.

The damage is done.    Lips sealed




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i like a challange bro....no prisoners  Angry
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« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2007, 05:14:46 AM »

i like a challange bro....no prisoners  Angry
Juni,

We can't all be hapless romantics in love with love. Smiley

Div,

I'm surprised you (of all people) would confuse being honest about situations with jaded. Is Juni's romantic idealism rubbing off on you? Smiley
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« Reply #47 on: June 27, 2007, 06:36:12 AM »

I hate to ask, is that a Grandmother?

gotta go, see you tomorrow maybe


can I be a filth?
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GILF = Grandmother, but she better be Laura Lee hot or to the wolves den with her!

What's a "filth" (Female I Like To Hump or Hold)?
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« Reply #48 on: June 27, 2007, 06:50:04 AM »

GILF = Grandmother, but she better be Laura Lee hot or to the wolves den with her!

What's a "filth" (Female I Like To Hump or Hold)?
OMG, I am too young to be a GILF!  lol, not really I guess considering I'm 43 and my daughter is almost 21.  OMG...I'm old, lol



I am not sure I would wanna be labeled a filth (as we all know...filth is dirt)
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« Reply #49 on: June 27, 2007, 06:58:16 AM »

OMG, I am too young to be a GILF!  lol, not really I guess considering I'm 43 and my daughter is almost 21.  OMG...I'm old, lol



I am not sure I would wanna be labeled a filth (as we all know...filth is dirt)

Holy crap your 43?!!!! Geeze, I guessed 10yrs under...my wife asked and I told her 33-35. She says you have the body she is working for...how does it feel to bring inspire someone new into this wonderful sport?
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