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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #50 on: June 27, 2007, 07:19:37 AM »
Holy crap your 43?!!!! Geeze, I guessed 10yrs under...my wife asked and I told her 33-35. She says you have the body she is working for...how does it feel to bring inspire someone new into this wonderful sport?
Wow.  It feels pretty good, lol.  :)

Geesh, 10 years younger...that would give me a nice edge.

Tell your wife she can do anything she sets herself/her mind to.  I only started going to the gym 2 years ago.  Mike said I was a chubby soccer mom back then. lol
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #51 on: June 27, 2007, 07:30:26 AM »
Wow.  It feels pretty good, lol.  :)

Geesh, 10 years younger...that would give me a nice edge.

Tell your wife she can do anything she sets herself/her mind to.  I only started going to the gym 2 years ago.  Mike said I was a chubby soccer mom back then. lol

Personally, I think women (on average & in shape of course) look their best between 32 and 52, not only are they physically matured but mentally and emotionally as well!
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #52 on: June 27, 2007, 09:49:34 AM »
Juni,

We can't all be hapless romantics in love with love. :)

Div,

I'm surprised you (of all people) would confuse being honest about situations with jaded. Is Juni's romantic idealism rubbing off on you? :)


Div considers himself MORE of a romantic than me...and he is  ;)
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #53 on: June 27, 2007, 06:30:22 PM »

Div considers himself MORE of a romantic than me...and he is  ;)

Then you both are in need of my help before it's too late.

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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2007, 07:30:50 PM »
Then you both are in need of my help before it's too late.

WE DO...


riiiight....

we r the ones with previous baggage  ::)   



r you teaching your daughters to  like guys like me or you?


tell us jake....



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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #55 on: June 27, 2007, 07:34:54 PM »
They're a little young for the "talk", LOL! My guess is they'll probably choose a brutally honest guy like their dad.  :)

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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #56 on: June 28, 2007, 12:53:47 AM »
My guess is they'll probably choose a brutally honest guy like their dad.  :)

honesty good..

baggage bad...and you have a LOT...ya come across as a male feminist bro.. :-\

i really hope they dont choose someone like you...

i've seen their pix..they have honest faces and they deserve better..
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #57 on: June 28, 2007, 01:03:14 AM »
What's a male feminist?  Hook a bro up with the def.
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #58 on: June 28, 2007, 01:10:03 AM »
What's a male feminist?  Hook a bro up with the def.

stick around and read docs post...i like the guy but oh man he pisses me off sometimes..

read his posts..he hates women....and hides it under the guise of "i'm being real"  >:(
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #59 on: June 28, 2007, 01:54:10 AM »
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #60 on: June 28, 2007, 07:54:45 AM »
stick around and read docs post...i like the guy but oh man he pisses me off sometimes..

read his posts..he hates women....and hides it under the guise of "i'm being real"  >:(

I love women, LOL! I just have a no BS policy with the world.

I find the search for the holy grail (perfect women) absurd, in an amusing way. Especially in light of how flawed we all are as human beings. Finding someone perfect for me would be much more reasonable. If a perfect woman existed out there she definately wouldn't want someone like me.

Don't confuse pragmaticism with baggage. There is a huge difference. For me every woman starts with a clean slate, what she writes on it is up to her. :)

Besides..... Who 'hates women' more? The guy who gives every one a chance? Or the guy that rejects them all for not being perfect? :) If we sat around and compared baggage (pointless exercise) my guess is that you'd have more. 'Waiting for someone perfect' is just an advanced and more palatable defense mechanism. :P

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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #61 on: June 28, 2007, 08:39:37 AM »
Div,

I'm surprised you (of all people) would confuse being honest about situations with jaded. Is Juni's romantic idealism rubbing off on you? :)

Jaded in the sense that life experiences jades anyone, which is inevitable.

Life has a ways of changing people, and it's how you deal with the circumstances which determines your final disposition.


Div considers himself MORE of a romantic than me...and he is  ;)

Romantic in that I don't have sex with random bodies passing through alcohol-laced dancefloors.

I'm an all or nothing type and I can't compromise on sex.

There's too much effort involved.

I love women, LOL! I just have a no BS policy with the world.

I find the search for the holy grail (perfect women) absurd, in an amusing way. Especially in light of how flawed we all are as human beings. Finding someone perfect for me would be much more reasonable. If a perfect woman existed out there she definately wouldn't want someone like me.

Don't confuse pragmaticism with baggage. There is a huge difference. For me every woman starts with a clean slate, what she writes on it is up to her. :)

Besides..... Who 'hates women' more? The guy who gives every one a chance? Or the guy that rejects them all for not being perfect? :) If we sat around and compared baggage (pointless exercise) my guess is that you'd have more. 'Waiting for someone perfect' is just an advanced and more palatable defense mechanism. :P

Perfection is a myth.

Even if there was both an intellectual and physical ideal, would you still be completely happy?

Relationships aren't meant to be smooth 100% of the time, which is how they become longlasting, through trials and tribulations.

As much as we'd like to think we give someone a clean slate, our baggage doesn't always allow us that luxury.

Past experiences, past relationships always come in to play when it comes to how we react to current situations.

The damage is done.

Emotional stains don't wash off.   :-X



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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #62 on: June 28, 2007, 09:30:22 AM »
Div,

Toxy believes a perfect woman (who would want him) exists out there.

If I'm jaded, what does that make him? deluded? :)

We should learn from our experiences not be burdoned by them. That's the difference between being a little wiser, than before, and jaded.

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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #63 on: June 28, 2007, 09:36:51 AM »
I think if the perfect woman did exist, that she would not want to be with a man that was less than perfect...that rules me out by a long shot  ;D
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #64 on: June 28, 2007, 09:42:43 AM »


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I find the search for the holy grail (perfect women) absurd, in an amusing way. Especially in light of how flawed we all are as human beings. Finding someone perfect for me would be much more reasonable. If a perfect woman existed out there she definately wouldn't want someone like me.



she dosen't have to be perfect...you just have to love her imperfections..thats the difference between you n i mon ami..

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Don't confuse pragmaticism with baggage.

its a slippery slope from pragmatic to baggage...and a convenient cover..
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #65 on: June 28, 2007, 09:44:45 AM »
yo..i look forward to having these convos in person bro..there is a nice cheesecake factory by the harbour in b-more overlooking the harbour.. :)

just dont be as pickey as div ordering yer food...god my mans pickey .. :D
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #66 on: June 28, 2007, 11:33:45 AM »
just dont be as pickey as div ordering yer food...god my mans pickey .. :D

Picky with food and women...

That's just my nature.   :-X



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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #67 on: June 28, 2007, 11:37:05 AM »
Picky with food

lol...cheesecake ws funny though bro..you pissed that girl off  ;D
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #68 on: June 28, 2007, 02:34:21 PM »
I might eat one or two slices of cheesecake/year but will try it.

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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #69 on: June 28, 2007, 03:29:39 PM »
I might eat one or two slices of cheesecake/year but will try it.

Cheesecake Factory is a restaurant, AND they have cheesecake too.

It's a good place, but I've never had their cheesecake.

The waitress was miffed that I was so picky, but it was post-workout and we had to wait 45 min. for a 30 min. table for food that only took 15 min. to prepare.

Of course I'm not going to have a high tolerance level.


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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #70 on: June 28, 2007, 04:29:05 PM »
Cheesecake Factory is a restaurant, AND they have cheesecake too.

It's a good place, but I've never had their cheesecake.

The waitress was miffed that I was so picky, but it was post-workout and we had to wait 45 min. for a 30 min. table for food that only took 15 min. to prepare.

Of course I'm not going to have a high tolerance level.


DIV

Aside from a few dishes... food is an afterthought for me so there's no pickiness. I just hate restaurants you can't visit when hungry.

Have heard of the place and will tryit. I'll just eat a snack before leaving the house.

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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #71 on: June 29, 2007, 05:41:03 PM »
Cheesecake Factory is a restaurant, AND they have cheesecake too.

It's a good place, but I've never had their cheesecake.

The waitress was miffed that I was so picky, but it was post-workout and we had to wait 45 min. for a 30 min. table for food that only took 15 min. to prepare.

Of course I'm not going to have a high tolerance level.


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lol div you've never worked for a resturant..the poor thing had 2 many tables..

and i'm used to waiting 40 to 45 mins for my food..in a nicish place here in DC..gives me time to chitchat and have some wine ..i ws just sad i couldn't tip her enough..

$13 on a$87 bill is pretty bad around here..
minimum i tip is 20%...50% is the service is exceptional..and i already told ya the story where my tip brought out the resturant manager chasing me down to my car to check my ID lol././
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #72 on: June 29, 2007, 05:41:49 PM »
... food is an afterthought for me so there's no pickiness.
there is a cheesecake factory in b-more by the harbour..we'll go..
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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #73 on: June 29, 2007, 07:55:58 PM »
Only reason I need to give for your disappointment in the OC... welcome to Maryland.

Ratio of males to female's is round 4:1.

Of those females most are taken, fat, engaging heavily in recreational drug use or otherwise useless.



I'm just outside of Fort Meade and spending too much time in DC and Bmore has given me a good cross section to make my jusdgements.  I'm sorry, next time go to Fort Lauderdale.

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Re: Attack of the MILFs
« Reply #74 on: June 29, 2007, 08:20:10 PM »
Only reason I need to give for your disappointment in the OC... welcome to Maryland.

Ratio of males to female's is round 4:1.

Of those females most are taken, fat, engaging heavily in recreational drug use or otherwise useless.



I'm just outside of Fort Meade and spending too much time in DC and Bmore has given me a good cross section to make my jusdgements.  I'm sorry, next time go to Fort Lauderdale.

anyone that can pick up women in MD...will have an absudrly easy time in the rest of US.. ;)

most men dont quite appreciate that till the come for a visit..and then the shock of  it all hits em....

..its hard country out here..and only the elite survive  8)
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